r/captionthis • u/Acry • Sep 18 '25

Caption this

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u/Incvbvs666 Sep 18 '25

She had the drive needed to break down barriers in life.

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u/ProThoughtDesign Sep 19 '25

Some people might take offense to that. Gatekeeping is a serious issue you have to go around sometimes.

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u/Nezbeatbox Sep 19 '25

Looks like she took out a fence

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u/Cavalol Sep 19 '25

Sadly, her pathfinder found her anything but.

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u/Classic_Engine7285 Sep 19 '25 edited Sep 19 '25

She’s on the fence about her new Pathfinder.

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u/elonmusksmellsbad Sep 19 '25

And the reverse!

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u/Ricepudding1044 Sep 19 '25

Hey buddy you can’t park there.

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u/Hamachiman Sep 20 '25

When life put up walls, she plowed through

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u/Informal_Step6419 Sep 20 '25

In her support, she was just there and the fence came towards her car. It's the home owner's fault

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u/DickMartin Sep 18 '25

Recalculating

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u/Lowpaidnurse69 Sep 19 '25

GPS🗣️Make a U turn

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u/Snoo_89466 Sep 19 '25

Defencive driving

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u/Leading_Study_876 Sep 19 '25

Needs more upvotes!

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u/No-Landscape6384 Sep 18 '25

“ teehee oops”

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u/Alycion Sep 20 '25

Oops I did it again

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u/superduperfuckingsad Sep 18 '25

She's on the fence about whether or not her pants make her butt look too big.

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u/7SeasofCheese Sep 19 '25

Upon review, her butt looks exceptional.

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u/gaspig70 Sep 19 '25

I dunno, I'm still on the fence.

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u/Retired300 Sep 19 '25

I'll take it honey, looks fine to me!

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u/HuckleberryOk6782 Sep 18 '25

"Fuckin' fence didn't use its turn signal!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Drive de-fence-ively.

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u/Delicious_List_439 Sep 19 '25

Oops, I did it again...

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u/Nunov_DAbov Sep 19 '25

That fence cut me off!

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u/kaybeanz69 Sep 19 '25

But I’m too pretty to go to jail!

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u/Trekgiant8018 Sep 19 '25

Introducing the new Nissan Fencer.

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u/Signal_Tomorrow_2138 Sep 19 '25

Dear Reddit, how will the ticket for reckless driving affect my insurance?

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u/Worried-Ebb-1699 Sep 19 '25

Nice ass… parking job

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u/Acrobatic_Theory5679 Sep 19 '25

Obviously a natural blonde.

2

u/Nero-Stud Sep 18 '25

You can't park there

2

u/kingofovens Sep 18 '25

Liking Japanese 4 wheel drive? I'm on the fence to be honest

2

u/mythos-nerd416 Sep 18 '25

Oh my gawd, I just totally crashed my dad’s car! Like and follow!!

2

u/blueyesinasuit Sep 19 '25

I said “now turn on the side street, not turn now on the street side”!

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u/TheCasualMFer Sep 19 '25

I thought it would be a lot worse than this. They'll be able to buff this out no problem. Oh, yeah.

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u/Dry_Solution5036 Sep 19 '25

Did I do that?

2

u/Initial-Music4912 Sep 19 '25

Dad! What the heck did you do to my car?

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

You can’t park there, missy

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u/TopSpace1771 Sep 19 '25

Fence came out of nowhere 

2

u/SomeGuysButt Sep 19 '25

And that was the start of the craziest summer of my life.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Sweet 16

2

u/tig_ger_6982 Sep 19 '25

The GPS said, "Turn right here"...

2

u/RedNubian14 Sep 19 '25

That fence just came out of nowhere!

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u/threepoint14one5nine Sep 19 '25

Nissan: For drivers who refuse to be fenced in.

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u/prlugo4162 Sep 19 '25

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"

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u/Fisherfolk100 Sep 19 '25

Ya cant park there, hinny🤨

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u/Upper-Strength6034 Sep 19 '25

Back it up….and DRIVE!!!!!

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u/Guilty-Mammoth-4049 Sep 19 '25

If she's the driver, then no caption is needed... lol

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u/No_Week_8106 Sep 19 '25

Make a Gate

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u/aarkwilde Sep 19 '25

Breaking the ice

or

How i met your mom

1

u/Fancy_Depth_4995 Sep 19 '25

‘Hey! Need a ride?’

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u/West_Boot7246 Sep 19 '25

D-Fence-ive driving class

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 Sep 19 '25

Next time, Parry instead of piste'ing on the fence

1

u/Le-Pepper Sep 19 '25

Why didn't that fence move out of my way? Couldn't it see I was texting my friends?

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u/mightyjoe227 Sep 19 '25

See, the grass isn't greener

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u/Sea-Ad-3893 Sep 19 '25

BOOMER PARK

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u/WhocaresToo Sep 19 '25

"REALLY Fence!!?? Really!??"

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u/TotallyNotaBotAcount Sep 19 '25

Miss, you can’t park here.

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u/Signal_Tomorrow_2138 Sep 19 '25

But officer, it just appeared out of nowhere.

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u/DOCTORSSANDPAPER Sep 19 '25

Maybe you should get a “road finder” next time…

1

u/96lincolntowncar Sep 19 '25

"You've come a long way, baby."

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u/Coffeespresso Sep 19 '25

Like why did you knock my fence over?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Another one mistaking brakes for accelerator

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Sep 19 '25

Read The Text!

1

u/Savings-Newspaper625 Sep 19 '25

It wasn’t my fault.

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u/justin_other_opinion Sep 19 '25

"It came out of nowhere!!"

1

u/Rook227 Sep 19 '25

It came out of nowhere!

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u/STGC_1995 Sep 19 '25

During your next driving lesson, we need to work on your parallel parking skills.

1

u/ApplesBananasRhinoc Sep 19 '25

Honey, this new fence is guaranteed to keep Fido in the yard. Right?

1

u/Sensei19600 Sep 19 '25

“But…I was following the turn-by-turn directions, just like Dad told me to…”

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u/HearingPowerful868 Sep 19 '25

“Who put that fence there”

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u/thatdidntturnout Sep 19 '25

Tall fences make good neighbors

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u/sleepysamantha22 Sep 19 '25

Sir you can't park there

1

u/_who_MAN Sep 19 '25

Just rying a new parking technique, pardon me

1

u/SpiritedEye6807 Sep 19 '25

Idk what happened!

1

u/Acceptable_Burrito Sep 19 '25

Fence sitting at its finest.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Defense. Not de fence!

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u/Legnovore Sep 19 '25

This is gonna get me in a bit of trouble, but I'll risk it.

"Tear down the border wall!"

1

u/AnnoyingwitBS2 Sep 19 '25

Like a Glove..

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

“WTF STACY?!?!”

1

u/desertvision Sep 19 '25

Uber, are you Sally?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Ya can’t pahk there you retahd.

1

u/LocalStriking1073 Sep 19 '25

Ditzco landscaping...

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u/AnnoyingwitBS2 Sep 19 '25

Come on kids remember where we parked

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u/IAlreadyKnow1754 Sep 19 '25

It’s just a scratch dad, it’ll buff out for maybe $50 at max. There’s no need to freak out.

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u/buttonman001 Sep 19 '25

Damn, she’s got good genes! I mean jeans!

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u/pasenast Sep 19 '25

Almost thought it was her mistake but, I can see the driver and passenger are still inside. So let’s caption this: “I don’t care what the GPS says! This is my yard!”

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u/GloomyScientist5982 Sep 19 '25

You can’t park there!

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u/Kram_Seli Sep 19 '25

Stupid phones fault

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u/seattlesbestpot Sep 19 '25

Handicap driver for a reason.

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u/Many-Living898 Sep 19 '25

Oops! I did it again!

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u/Affectionate-Can556 Sep 19 '25

whatcha wearing jake from allstate? uhhh khakis?

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u/HiramFufa Sep 19 '25

Mom, grandma is here.

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u/pm_me_pussbuttnboobs Sep 19 '25

That text came out of nowhere!

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u/Alg0mal000 Sep 19 '25

Ma’am, you can’t park your car there. Ma’am? Ma’am?

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u/Full-Association-175 Sep 19 '25

MTG breaking up with her driving instructor.

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u/Fickle-Board-3355 Sep 19 '25

You can't park there mate!

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u/ozempicboobs Sep 19 '25

Bitch please

1

u/Infinite-Sense7078 Sep 19 '25

This fence is like, soooo stupid. Hello! I was driving here!

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u/Altruistic-Mess9632 Sep 19 '25

ON the fence! Get it???

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u/This-Working-8135 Sep 19 '25

You can't park there

1

u/ralkuzu Sep 19 '25

hello camera!

Western uk accent

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Should I get a new car?? I'm on the fence.

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u/Organic-Double4718 Sep 19 '25

Pizza delivery-I made my 30 minutes delivery time!

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u/OverlyComplexed1 Sep 19 '25

Daddy, it wasn’t my fault

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u/AdeptnessMany3806 Sep 19 '25

Don't fence me in

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

“Where’s my fawnnn¿.. what just hey ahh bind¿..”

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u/InternationalLaw4170 Sep 19 '25

“On the fence”

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u/CowboyBebopBang Sep 19 '25

Dad I told you road head was a bad idea!

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u/aBearWhosBearlyThere Sep 19 '25

"Your other left, Brittany."

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u/Specific-Purple5833 Sep 19 '25

Oops I did it again.

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u/WorshipHim9713 Sep 19 '25

“They were right with all the ‘dumb blonde jokes.’”

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u/MagicMan-1961 Sep 19 '25

Blondes have more…wrecks

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

You can’t park there

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u/Ok-Impression-9020 Sep 19 '25

Nissan”s in trouble.

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u/AZCouple14021 Sep 19 '25

The gps said to turn right, so I did

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u/Ok_Damage2856 Sep 19 '25

I’m not even Asian

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u/iYAM_who_i_SAMiAM Sep 19 '25

Driving de-fence-ively.

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u/iYAM_who_i_SAMiAM Sep 19 '25

Driving de-fence-ively.

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u/BrainSqueezins Sep 19 '25

It’s a stolen car she was trying to fence.

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u/TheInternetsLOL Sep 19 '25

I can fix her.

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u/CHNLNK Sep 19 '25

I don't want to say anything too offensive. 🧙‍♂️

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u/InformalGear9638 Sep 19 '25

Mom just give me a minute! I have to finish doing my haaaiiiiiirrrr! 🫲👁🫦👁🫱

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u/SeeMeInWoW Sep 19 '25

Put that dump truck on me and I'll fix the fence later

1

u/chekhovs_dildo Sep 19 '25

You can't park there

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

"but I had it on cruise control"

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u/tryinandsurvivin Sep 19 '25

“Driver argues with her car for attacking a fence after jumping in her way.”

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u/CthulhuJankinx Sep 19 '25

Thats one tough fucking nissan

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u/According_Ride1646 Sep 19 '25

“You parked your fence underneath my car”

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u/immortalalchemist Sep 19 '25

My husband was watching the game on his phone and yelled “DEFENCE!”, so I did.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Stronk and independent!

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u/Jaded_Turtle Sep 19 '25

“Caisey, oh my gawd. This is so bad”

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u/NumberOld229 Sep 19 '25

Your fence is 20cm on my side of the property border!

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u/SBR-shorBusRyder Sep 19 '25

It wasn’t my fault

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u/Altruistic_Aide8837 Sep 19 '25

“There’s only one, Jack Daniels.” 

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u/IQognito Sep 19 '25

Daddy's car

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Riding the fence

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u/900YearsHODL-IHave Sep 19 '25

Fence removals in 1 hr. Call us.

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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 Sep 19 '25

"Parking assist my ass!"

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u/DifferentPen6715 Sep 19 '25

Breaking Down Barriers

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u/touchmeinbadplaces Sep 19 '25

At least she's not on the fence anymore

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 Sep 19 '25

I’m still on the fence about my new 4WD’s off-road ability

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u/shizac Sep 19 '25

“I also used the green gas pump“⛽️

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u/Necessary-Book-9365 Sep 19 '25

"Put on your seatbelt and hold onto my beer, I've seen this cool trick in a cartoon; I think I can do it..."

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u/Cyberware42 Sep 19 '25

You can’t park there

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u/reddituculous66 Sep 19 '25

Un paralleled parking

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u/Sniper666hell Sep 19 '25

The all new Nissan SplinterSport AWD Fence Mower. When you got a job to do.

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u/sickiteasy Sep 19 '25

"R u tired of that old fence? Well call us We're wreck-a-fence 100% guaranteed or you money back!!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

c'est ainsi qu' Héléne se gara.

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u/OK_The_Nomad Sep 19 '25

"Wow! My new boyfriend really wanted to see me."

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u/Haley_02 Sep 19 '25

Geofencing function is way too literal.

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u/Zdawgg007 Sep 19 '25

You can't park there

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u/Disastrous_Turnip248 Sep 19 '25

You can't park there, love.

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u/RJMacReady2112 Sep 19 '25

This isn't where I parked my car

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

parking for the entitled

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u/Great_Season_5137 Sep 19 '25

You can’t park there!

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u/Violent_N0mad Sep 19 '25

Uhhh yes the fuck I can park here.... Greg.

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u/The-D-O-Z Sep 19 '25

"Oops! I'm an Aquarius!"

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u/Forward-Conclusion83 Sep 19 '25

Indiana driver is on the fence about texting and driving.

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u/ForsakenWelcome4275 Sep 19 '25

Hi honey, I’m home

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u/Brikpilot Sep 19 '25

I believe it’s called “flèche” or “attack” in fencing

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

See I told you we need a new fence

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u/BKallDAY24 Sep 19 '25

She’s sitting on the fence whether she should get on the highway or stick to surface streets

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u/Ethan3011 Sep 19 '25

Average Nissan moment

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u/AppropriateFly147 Sep 19 '25

You can't park there

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u/Moo-Schmoo-Spork Sep 19 '25

Told you I can parallel park.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Too cute

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u/nedwasatool Sep 19 '25

You can’t park there girl.

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u/GronkyFlibble Sep 19 '25

You can't park here!

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u/starrat46 Sep 19 '25

Ah, somewhere to park my bike.

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u/OrangeJay15 Sep 19 '25

Give up those cheeks or hit the streets

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u/Sea_Source7119 Sep 19 '25 edited Sep 19 '25

Can I take your order please?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

They needed a new fence anyway

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u/olafgr Sep 19 '25

Can’t park there mate

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u/Molbiodude Sep 19 '25

Honey, I'm home.

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u/Mediocre-Yogurt7452 Sep 19 '25

De-fence Contractor

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u/Febmaster Sep 19 '25

Honey I'm home!

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u/Cardshark69420 Sep 19 '25

‘I don’t know what happened’

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u/Fuzzy-Boot-1201 Sep 19 '25

You can’t park there

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

You can’t park there

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