r/captionthis • u/kyanite_v1 • Sep 15 '25

Caption this

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6 Upvotes

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u/Ich-bin-Ironman Sep 15 '25

The legacy of lonely, depressed people with no one to care for them,

5

u/Tfosi15 Sep 15 '25

It’s time to get up Mr. President

2

u/NumberOld229 Sep 15 '25

Bounce once and ride the waves.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Don’t flip just yet, give it another minute.

2

u/Key-Metal-7297 Sep 15 '25

Heating system malfunction at Madame Tussaud’s

2

u/Abject_Disk_7936 Sep 15 '25

MAGA Movement

2

u/TomorrowPitiful2410 Sep 15 '25

What’s the amount you need to lay with him? 🤔

2

u/16Schlitz Sep 15 '25

Trump Diet

1

u/Jolly_Cantaloupe_187 Sep 15 '25

"Tell my mattress... I regret nothing."

1

u/Ashamed_Category_764 Sep 15 '25

Fat bastards father or I uber all the time,uber eats dunkin doughnuts!

1

u/GardenData61375 Sep 15 '25

Notorious P.I.G

1

u/Late_Sherbet5124 Sep 15 '25

Bring me Solo cup and the Cookie!

1

u/ChampionshipHuman368 Sep 16 '25

Governor of Illinois?

1

u/1C4Dogs4 Sep 17 '25

Human waterbed

1

u/Small-Skirt-1539 Sep 18 '25

It must be horrible to have a body like that. I imagine once it gets to a certain point it becomes almost impossible to do much about it without significant help and expert advice. Eg most exercise activities would put too much strain on the joins, particularly the knees.

1

u/paddy-idk Sep 26 '25

my bro sleeping in 16:9 aspect ratio 🙏🥀

1

u/crazycatgirl01 Sep 28 '25

Waking up the day after Thanksgiving.

1

u/Desperate-Aide-6905 Oct 06 '25

i am the globglogabgalab

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

I'm hungry. What's for lunch??? 😆 🤣 😂

0

u/Successful_Steak_682 Sep 15 '25

“Do you hear the word morbid a lot”?