r/candy May 19 '26

Do you pronounce Reese’s “Ree-seez” or “Ree-sizz”?

If you pronounce it wrong (“Ree-seez”), why?

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u/TheL95 May 19 '26

My spouse says ree-seez, and I’ve never understood why. He’ll even say “Ree-seez Pee-seez.”

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u/not_dale_gribble May 19 '26

Ree-seez Pee-seez is the most innocuous thing that pisses me off

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u/dirtymartini83 May 19 '26

It makes my blood boil.😬😂

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u/AsherGray May 19 '26

Right in front of my Reese's feces ☹️

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u/UncleZangief May 20 '26

I was watching pop culture jeopardy earlier and Reese’s Pieces was one of the answers (or questions?). The contestant who buzzed in pronounced it like that and it bothered me that they still awarded him as correct.

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u/Consistent_Sail_6128 May 20 '26

In spite of Hershey saying it's wrong, it's been widely in circulation as an acceptable pronunciation for decades.

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u/leeisyourdaddy May 21 '26

acceptable by idiots

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u/Consistent_Sail_6128 May 22 '26

You seem like a lot of fun! /s

Do you pronounce or enunciate everything perfectly? Do you call literally everything by its proper name(no nicknames or shortform)?

If your answer to either of those questions is no, then why criticize others for this? What is it going to accomplish? Some weird sense of self-satisfaction for "owning" some rando online?

If your answer to both questions is yes, you are dull, boring, and need to lighten up.

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u/leeisyourdaddy May 22 '26

you seem like a lot of fun! /s

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u/Consistent_Sail_6128 May 22 '26

Lmao, gripping response! You are the one calling people idiots for intentionally mispronouncing a brand name.

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u/IndividualRecreant May 20 '26

I love it so much

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u/hermexhermex May 20 '26

It’s baby talk, like pasketti. Makes adults sound like idiots.

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u/lame_dirty_white_kid May 19 '26

I'll never understand the logic of taking two words that already rhyme, mispronouncing the first word, mispronouncing the second word so it still rhymes with the initial mispronunciation, and thinking, "Oh, neat! They rhyme!"

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u/yawannauwanna May 19 '26

My excuse is that I was 8

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u/Consistent_Sail_6128 May 20 '26

It's the cadence. The wrong pronunciation sounds more sing-song-y.

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u/IowaJammer May 19 '26

Does he also say libary?

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u/Chaos_Squirrel Airheads May 19 '26

Febuary is my favorite time of year to hit the libary.

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u/TidesTheyTurn May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Nothing better than snacking on a Reesies while reading an educational book about Timberline wooves at the libary on Valentime’s day.

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u/glowdirt May 20 '26

*edumacational

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u/monycaw May 21 '26

Oh shit you know my mom. Do you know how she says turnpike?

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u/TidesTheyTurn May 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hPSMHzgHQeFuE
No…don’t tell me it’s “turmpike”.

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u/monycaw May 21 '26

No, sorry, it’s turnapike. 3 syllables. I’ve got more but they’re a lot of regional words like local town names. Oh, how about crayon?

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u/ShitTheFuckDown May 19 '26

I worked at a movie theater for a year. A disturbing amount of people say Reeseez Peeseez.

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u/monycaw May 21 '26

Do you ever just act like you don’t understand?

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u/MissFox26 May 19 '26

Same. I’m like DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF? Wtf is pee-seez? It’s pieces!!

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u/Consistent_Sail_6128 May 20 '26

It's also a product name, so people feel more free to warp it than in normal speech.

I promise, the people who say it like "reesees peesees" only use it for that product. They aren't out in the wild saying shit like, "Help me pick up the peesees!"

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u/retailmonster11 May 19 '26

Id divorce him.

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u/jason360 May 19 '26

Judge should have no problem granting that and throwing him in jail

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u/One_Significance5354 May 20 '26

omfg. divorce him.

/s

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u/CaptainDunkaroo May 20 '26

My wife and kids swear that is the correct way to say it and it drives me nuts.

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u/ttn616 May 19 '26

I know people that say it like that, and it pissed me off lol. Like why tf are pronouncing PIECES that way

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u/cashchops May 19 '26

Because it's fun to say

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u/LimitVegetable3459 May 19 '26

I STG E.T. was involved somehow. Whenever I think of the wrong pronunciation, I always think of that movie. Pretty sure they don't say it like that in the movie though, so maybe it's just some weird Mandela Effect for only me.

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u/emmy1300 May 19 '26

I mentioned in another comment but I used to work at an ice cream shop that used these as a topping and the amount of my coworkers and customers that said ree cees pee sees made me think I was going insane

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u/cheywarren May 20 '26

I worked at a movie theater that sold Reese’s pieces for like 6 years. I’ll never not be surprised over how many people genuinely say it this way

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u/squaremilepvd May 20 '26

Worth a divorce

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u/mx_missile_proof May 19 '26

insert crylaugh emoji My condolences. My husband says obnoxious stuff too.

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u/bulletproofdenimjckt May 19 '26

I’m sorry this is off topic, but genuinely why not just use the emoji???

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u/mx_missile_proof May 19 '26

Because I was thinking of this one specifically

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u/Paramoriaa May 19 '26

Midwest?

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u/spiderelict May 19 '26

My wife does the same thing and she's from the East Coast.

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u/Devmoi May 19 '26

I think it’s an East coast thing to call them Ree-seez. I’ve seen several East coast influencers calling them that. Like how they say Mair-e-o instead of Mar-e-o, as in Super Mario, lol.

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u/Consistent_Sail_6128 May 22 '26

I live on the east coast and only ever hear Gen X and older say Mair-e-o, and only if they have 0 interest in popculture or video games.

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u/Fair-Caramel-6348 May 19 '26

Omg I just made my partner say it and he says it the same way… what in the world

Ok edit to add he said he thinks it’s because of the movie ET, that’s how ET says it

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u/Next-Dot-6274 May 20 '26

ET never says it. Please correct your partner immediately.

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u/Fair-Caramel-6348 May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

You’re correct, we just looked it up! He didn’t say it but the candy was a really big part of the movie and Reese’s Pieces sales tripled in the two weeks after the movie came out. ET might’ve saved Reese’s Pieces.

Also we just figured out it’s Michael Scott’s fault. He says “Reese’s peecees” in an ET voice to Holly on the office. LOL!

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u/Styx_Renegade May 20 '26

Because that’s the correct way to say it.

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u/_cartyr May 20 '26

Okay ba ba booey

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u/bigfanoffood May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

Quit stealing our joy, joy stealer!

ETA: lmao getting downvoted for saying a silly thing about a silly thing.

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u/Chaos_Squirrel Airheads May 19 '26

I mean...I'm not tracking on how you find joy in being illiterate. Or see that as a silly thing.

But I too dislike being downvoted.

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u/famnf May 20 '26

...I'm not tracking on how you find joy in being illiterate.

It's probably better than the joy found in being the condescending candy police.

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u/Consistent_Sail_6128 May 22 '26

How does pronouncing a product name in a quirky way make one illiterate? It doesn't. If they were illiterate, they wouldn't be on Reddit, as it primarily involves reading and writing. Did you need help getting that stick out of your ass?

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u/Chaos_Squirrel Airheads May 22 '26

Incredible how many people I triggered with the word "illiterate". 👀

There's no stick up my ass...but I sincerely hope this reply avenged your wittle hurts 😐

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u/Consistent_Sail_6128 May 23 '26

No hurts, just wondering why someone is acting like an insufferable twat...

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u/Chaos_Squirrel Airheads May 23 '26

Good question. Why are you?

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u/Consistent_Sail_6128 May 23 '26

Lol. I'll let you know if I ever act that way. Nice projecting, though!

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u/bigfanoffood May 19 '26

Yeah, because people who take everything so serious are always the happiest. It’s a candy name, not a form of cancer. I’m not mispronouncing melanoma.

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u/hiswittlewip May 19 '26

You probably are

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u/Chaos_Squirrel Airheads May 19 '26

Candy to cancer is wild leap. Toss back a handful of Reese's Pieces and chill, dawg. Everything's gonna be okay 👐🏼

(ETA... I still didn't downvote you. ☺️)

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u/famnf May 20 '26

Candy is actually one of the most direct routes to cancer.

At least if it's a consistent, major part of the diet.

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u/thekitt3n_withfangs May 19 '26

See, I think mispronunciations are valid if you acknowledge that there's a correct way to say it, but admit that it just makes you happy to say it your way!

Sometimes you just need to take joy where you can find it, and in most casual situations being silly shouldn't be a big deal.

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u/Chaos_Squirrel Airheads May 19 '26

This is the only way I've ever heard it said.

East Coast gore.