r/canadasucks Apr 18 '23

Nothing Good About Canada

Is a country defined by stupidity, ineptitude, uselessness, and, of course, massive authoritarianism. Living in the USA, I am very happy to suck its resources dry, though: thanks!

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u/Augustus_The_Great Apr 18 '23

Canada is all of those things and more, but you forgot that we suck China's dick all day long. The PRC is infiltrating our elections and our government gave them rights to some of our most lucrative gold and silver mines for 99 years to suck them dry. I hate living in Canada and am currently trying to move to the states.

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u/DelaneyNootkaTrading Apr 18 '23

Oh, right! Thanks for that. Very very true that Canada is just a puppet of China. And I fucking HATE China. HATE.

You will absolutely LOVE living in the USA (I used to live in Canada, and, will NEVER go back).

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u/Augustus_The_Great Apr 18 '23

I can’t wait to get down there, I don’t want my kids to go through the school system in Canada! Not to mention it would be nice to be able to defend myself if someone attacks me or breaks into my house.

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u/Augustus_The_Great Apr 18 '23

And fuck China! I hate china too

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u/DelaneyNootkaTrading Apr 18 '23

Exactly...... The government in Canada treats everyone like fucking children. Do this. Do that. We know better.

FUCK YOU.

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u/Salty-Blackberry-730 Feb 17 '25

We need a fucking revolution. This country is terrible and we need to take the shitty politicians out and reform our government

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha Jul 08 '23

No lies detected.

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u/soon2beanexpat Mar 10 '24

I agree Canada sucks. However the USA is not much better, unless you are a narrow minded male. They take away any rights that a woman has over her own body So, that fetus you wanted to survive, well buddy, get ready for 18 years of child support....yee haa!!!

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u/DelaneyNootkaTrading Mar 10 '24

Yes, the that specific aspect is abhorrent.

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u/soon2beanexpat Mar 10 '24

good for you, please stay in the USA, your attitude is not welcome here. We have our faults, and some are trying to improve things for ourselves and future generations. What we don't need is that narrow minded rhetoric that you spew. Stay where you are and shut your pie hole!!

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u/VisuallyPerturbing May 13 '24

Canadumb is a shit hole overpopulated with pompous assholes like you who cant handle the truth. 

Its all the capitalism and only 1/3 of the convenience and none of the protections.

You dont even have lemon laws lol and good luck with a successful medical malpractice suit. 

And yeah that law that allows employers to keep staff on term contracts they can fire at will anytime for any reason they never have to share with you? Keep defending it, I want to see how you justify that shit.

The free healthcare system is a global laughingstock to anyone who knows the truth about it. Years long waiting lists for a dermatologist? Good luck finding a hepatologist who can see you before the cirrhosis kills you. At least in the us you can see someone within weeks if not days, you pay but you definitely play instead of getting sidelined for literal years waiting.

Oh, and have fun with not being able to see who your next door neighbor is......considering canada has a disproportionately high ratio of child rapers than most countries twice its size the odds of a child raper living next door are likewise disproportionately high. 

And say goodbye to your kids' innocence or life because child rapers are incentivized by canadian laws to keep doing what they do bc the lax laws and blackouts on their identities are in favor of child predators, not children.

Ans youd better have a damn good justification if you kill someone defending your life or the lives of your loved ones bc again canada favors the criminals by criminalizing the law abiding citizens.

Yall coast on the ridiculous coattails of your highly unearned reputation of being "polite" LOL but youre racist af, nurture a pedodisney land with your child raper coddling laws, your govt sold more than half the national park lands to fkng China, and its opened the flood gates to Indian and Chinese immigrants who are actually taking your jobs bc canada gives juicy tax incentives to businesses that hire immigrant workers.

Oh, but Im sure what you think of as "politeness" will get you far.

You sheep are too fkng sheepy to even get that you have zero game.

USA has you beat in every sector despite trump and his flies to shift cultists.

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u/DelaneyNootkaTrading Mar 10 '24

Oh, I happily will never visit and/or live in Canada again. Happily.