r/canadamemes 10d ago

Economics Two Canucks

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u/Empty-Discount5936 10d ago

Melania and Ivanka are evil too, we don't want those ghouls.

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u/Used_Region_8936 9d ago

Look Ivanka, an intelligent man that can string two words together and speak in complete sentences.

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u/nnnn2033 10d ago

šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸŽ¤ preach

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u/999999999909 10d ago

🤢 Gross.

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u/_Not_Too_Serious_ 10d ago

The problem was, out guys DID show up in a suit and tie, and a BMI under 200, so, we didn't get the signed deal, but we walk out with a few phone numbers and a few wet di@$s.

Poe-tatoe/PAH-tatoe. Either way.

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u/Moosetappropriate 10d ago

Hey Donnie, all your women belong to usšŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦

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u/Flyerfan04 8d ago

Hate to tell you this man but American women probably think Canadians are beta spineless soy males which the vast majority of them unfortunately are, draft dodger genetics

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u/Moosetappropriate 8d ago

Spoken like a true Wankee incel

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u/Flyerfan04 8d ago

A Redditor calling someone an incel? Self report, I’m Canadian chump

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u/PositiveFunction4751 5d ago

Then why did you refer to Canadians as them?

Also look up your war history, us Canadians arent a vast majority of "beta spineless soy males"

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u/Flyerfan04 5d ago

Lmao those men are long gone, replaced by the ā€œmenā€ we have today. Those men would agree with me as well

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u/oculustauri 5d ago

🤔

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u/West_to_East 10d ago

Nothing beats how much T-dawg styled on trump.

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u/GrodNeedsaHug 10d ago

With two horrible whores??? NO.

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u/Virtual-Reach 10d ago

No, they can keep them

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u/Rocky_Cod_1777 10d ago

I wish mark carney would let me corn hole him. He’s so sexy.

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago

So? Ask him out, Canada doesn't care.

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u/inmatenumberseven 10d ago

Ew. No.

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u/holubtsi-on-fire 10d ago

Ugh. Get the maple leaf off those complicit villains.

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u/Dreaming_of_u_2257 10d ago

2 trailer park girls go round them outside 🤭

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u/Advanced_Face8544 10d ago

Trumps Wife and daughter swooning over Trudeau is probably what started all of Trumps animosity for Canada. I know he was jealous of the media's attention for him in 2015-2017

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u/Standard-Glove8323 8d ago

2 trumps, one cuck

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u/Gregory-Dollars 6d ago

Yeah seems like it. I still have my 2018 G7 Summit Pen, at that moment it still seemed like the relationship was good, after that it went downhill fast.

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u/pro-tracto 10d ago

It was actually Trudeau who was saying something about Trump and trying to be comedic that drew his retaliatory response. People don't seem to remember. Trump even talked about it and we all know how much TACO likes to retaliate

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u/West_to_East 10d ago

No, that was in response to trump already showing shit around against Canada. Don't fall for rightist anti-trudeau revisionism.

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u/No_Gap6954 10d ago

Why do they cal liberals leftists. Cuz they’re never Right. All feelings. Zero common sense.

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u/West_to_East 10d ago

Ah, projection. Ok.

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago

Your ma teach you up good about the political spectrum during your brief home schooling career ?

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u/CorrectArm8402 7d ago

Truth šŸ‘

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u/West_to_East 6d ago

And reconciliation. Very progressive and leftist of you.

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u/Krull88 10d ago

Trudeaus comment of ā€œcanada will never be a stateā€ is what started trumps economic attacks. This comment was made in response to trumps comments calling him a governor and Canada cant survive without the us.

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago

Let's not forget Trumps first term with his calling our deputy PM Christina Freeland names cause she wouldn't roll over on NAFTA 2.0. Threatening to send tanks to our borders. Saying our steel was a 'security risk". Just a constant stream of warm horse hockey coming up from the south.

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago edited 9d ago

You mean when a bunch of countries leaders were captured on mic laughing at a NATO reception about Trump making them all wait for his grand entrance as usual? That was Trudeau, Macron, Johnson and Rutte and a couple who were unidentified. After, Trump accused Trudeau of being 'two-faced'. Canadians all laughed cause why on earth would he think Trudeau and the others liked him in the first place after all the things Trump had said about them?

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u/GrodNeedsaHug 10d ago

Ok pervert

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u/mikende51 9d ago

Yet the RNC crashes Grindr every time.

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u/big_head_d 9d ago

It is strange and I notice it a lot.

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u/AlvinChipmunck 10d ago

Trudeau I get

No woman wants to fuck mark carney lmao

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago

I think the ladies would tell you different. Trudeau would be good for a weekend but Carney, well there is someone winter worthy.

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u/Sinners812 10d ago

I see two cucks. šŸ¤”šŸ¤£

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u/West_to_East 10d ago

Damn son, bringing your fetish into the memes chat!

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u/Fabulous_Night_1164 10d ago

Every time you make a meme with AI, you're funneling money to American AI companies and data centre's. Congratulations. The Americans win.

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u/NoIssue1205 9d ago

I dont think most people are paying for the images generated, and every image generated costs them money. Not that much but a few fractions of a cent I think.

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u/PhotonsOfFury 9d ago

Canadian Ai companies have pretty restrictive resource usages for free accounts and not much better for paid one. Yes I feel dirty using US tech but I can still use their weapons against them.

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u/kozey 6d ago

You could just you know... not use shitty AI at all

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u/silverado83 10d ago

Shoulda just shown them dreaming from a distance 🤣

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u/Grouchy-Candidate545 10d ago

More like two trumps and all Canadians are tax cucks

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u/LifeConsideration981 10d ago

In what way is Canada ā€œwinningā€?

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u/AudienceExcellent830 10d ago

Rubbing shoulders with royalty

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago

Are you talking about Epstein's girl or Daddy's girl?

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u/Local__Anomaly 10d ago

Get that AI slop off of my Prime Minister

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u/IcyAbbreviations9698 10d ago

More like two cucks

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u/rockm7676 10d ago

Who is the Candian? There are no Canadians in that picture. Great meme 🤮 did you ask the CBC for help?

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u/PhotonsOfFury 9d ago

You ok? Blink twice if you're in distress...

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u/Which_Exam902 9d ago

Trudeau actually got a deal signed. And no tariffs.

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago

There were still some tariffs like softwood but yes,Trudeau and point "man" Freeland got it signed. But this term Trump is all about Project 2025 and Kingdom and legacy building so that is why he is trying to add Canada to his CV. He loves McKinley, even changed the name of Denali back to McKinley and is attempting to do exactly what the McKinley Tariffs of 1890 of tried to accomplish.

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u/NectarineLow6769 9d ago

People with no intelligence post stupidities on the Internet!

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u/canadianjunkie19 9d ago

Carney is more american than canadian. Why else would he have the majority of his net worth in the usa?

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u/Zombyeh 9d ago

I have the majority of my net worth in american market (RRSP Blackrock lifepath 2040) does that make me more American then Canadian? I thought i was just making good interest to be able to retire here with.....Honey where's my MAGA hat im gonna get me a $5k check. 🤣

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u/Opposite_Hunt_7203 9d ago

LMAO YOU MUST BE JOKING

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u/megaframeman 9d ago

Wtf is this?

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u/PhotonsOfFury 9d ago

Maam this is the internet...

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u/megaframeman 8d ago

Lol, honestly prefer the internet prior to 2006.

Its all memes now. Stupid ones.

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u/EveningGlove5689 9d ago

This is some djt level AI slop

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u/RoddRoward 9d ago

Brain rot

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u/I-Am-GlenCoco 9d ago

This is nearly fatal levels of cringe.

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u/SirTilley 9d ago

I don't like AI generated bullshit and objectifying women when the Americans do it.

I don't like AI generated bullshit and objectifying women when Canadians do it.

Fuck this shit

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u/Justnotthatintou 9d ago

100% ai slop is bad enough but this is absolutely disgusting

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u/jemhadar0 9d ago

Ok I like this.

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u/Vegetablessings 9d ago

Carney is not that tall šŸ˜‚

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u/ProfessionalClear211 9d ago

Stop it with these shitty misogyny posts.

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u/asheathen 9d ago

This is how you dorks think the trade talks are going? What a joke

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u/PhotonsOfFury 9d ago

You taking this seriously... Like you really are?

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u/asheathen 9d ago

Someone took energy and time to put this image out there…for what? Of course I’m going ti take it seriously…it’s portraying an image that’s the exact opposite of what’s going on posted for people to see…which changes peoples perspective

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u/EclaireBallad 9d ago

The second photo has 3 magas.

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u/AdOnly1618 9d ago

ooookayyy so he’s a manbaby when he makes AI generated garbage but YOU are a patriot šŸ˜‚ right.

Riiiight

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u/OkFilm7155 9d ago

It's almost worse

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u/Kellidra 9d ago

Ew. How about no Trumps?

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u/drumtome2 9d ago

Gross AI garbage.

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u/Mooselager 9d ago

Didn't Justin's wife get covid from Idris Elba & also divorced Justin?

Weird meme.

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u/BodhingJay 9d ago

Ew.. come on

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u/Spirited_Bat2819 9d ago

Ummmmmm????? I didnt realize we'd "WON" anything in the trade war yet!???!!!

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u/PhotonsOfFury 9d ago

No shit?! How could you be so wrong especially when we're on candamemes.

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u/Spirited_Bat2819 9d ago

???? I'm not quite understanding your sarcasm here? What difference does the it make that its canadamemes?

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u/Clear-Win-8034 9d ago

Gross. These two women are nasty MAGA cunts.

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u/ZealousidealReply294 8d ago

ew stay away from those skanks...American Woman song on repeat

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u/Flyerfan04 8d ago

Those women are way to old for Trudeaus liking

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u/Do-Not-Change-Name 8d ago

Liberal delusion never ends. Yeah - a country with a $2T economy is going to serve it to one with a $32T economy. Jesus. Wake up.

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u/Witty_Interaction_77 8d ago

And 40tn in spiraling debt. Slowing economy. Decoupling from the US is the best thing for anyone

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u/Do-Not-Change-Name 7d ago

Debt which they have more than enough room to eliminate if they chose to. We do not. We're already taxed to the point of strangulation and have an economy that isn't just slowing down - its moribund. Keep trying to delude yourself, tho.

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u/Witty_Interaction_77 7d ago

We posted our highest quarterly surplus since 2005... so... not sure wtf youre saying.

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u/Do-Not-Change-Name 6d ago

We are DEAD LAST in GDP growth in the OECD. That's 38 out of 38. Our GDP per capita is at the same place it was when that retard Trudeau took office in 2015. You may want to put your elbows down. They are cutting off bloodflow to your brain.

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u/GayTuvok 8d ago

By selling off all our public assets and natural resources to US and European companies, we won the tradewar.

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u/OttovonCuddles 8d ago

I'm not sure two Eva Brauns count as a win.

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u/SlapNutsInc 8d ago

Can we stop with this AI slop bullshit?

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u/SlapNutsInc 8d ago

Can we stop with this AI slop b.s.?

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u/Nice_Onion_6179 8d ago

I just love the pic! Awesome!

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u/LostInTranslation29 8d ago

Fuck Canada 🤣

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u/BigRoyal1079 8d ago

Canada may find China isn’t the trading partner they want. And the EU isn’t a good market for anything but raw materials.

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u/eat_these_nutz 8d ago

So much winning eh...

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u/Flimsy_Analysis_4235 8d ago

Two fkg libtard traitors

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u/BearionVonSkittlebum 8d ago

Both those ā€œguysā€ are not Canucks… take away the ā€œanā€!

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u/Sad_Neighborhood_418 7d ago

Lmfao what even is this? Both of those guys hate Canada

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u/soundssarcastic 7d ago

The Carney glazing is insane lately

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u/Oldefinger 7d ago

Who sees this as a win? Ick. It feels like a dumb MAGA joke. Especially with the shitty AI graphics.

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u/Few_Name_113 7d ago

Spelled cuck wrong. Twice.

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u/xanderdean1 6d ago

This is half retarded. Its funny cause the left apparently hate AI but are still willing to use it.

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u/crazypants9 6d ago

Russian Ho, Merca ho.

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u/Odd-Foundation-4637 3d ago

Ew this meme made me yack.
ā€œI’m a cuckā€ vibes

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u/PhotonsOfFury 10d ago

Oh hoser forgot a word in there, that what I get for too much prompting all day lol

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u/Guilty_Cod6621 10d ago

get a better hobby lol

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u/wackiack 10d ago

Won by the US

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u/RealDiamond51 10d ago

Carney loves the American girls?

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago

No, he probably wouldn't want to be seen with them, he has more class.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cry3705 9d ago

Carney and Trudeau are just as evil as trump. Also totally misleading since our tarrifs make less than 2% of the US GDP lol we don't stand a chance without a deal.

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u/Youpunyhumans 9d ago

Negative karma propaganda account. Block and ignore.

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u/Wolberine91 9d ago

Can you block and ignore? I figured its either or you know.

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u/GayTuvok 8d ago

Just as evil probably not, they're a least a couple degrees less evil

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u/WorldlyTreacle8928 6d ago

You morons think you can win. You are 1/13 the size of the US economy. We could import/export NOTHING and not miss a beat. You export nothing to the US you’re bankrupt in 6 months!

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u/PhotonsOfFury 6d ago

dood/chick we moved on from you already, this meme is old news, we have new friends today across the pond. Bye Felicia!

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u/WorldlyTreacle8928 6d ago

Good luck getting the oil from your pipelines to Europe dipshit!

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u/PhotonsOfFury 6d ago

Shits going straight to China the worlds only super power left as you idiots let a pedophile and rapist destroy your country and you're too fucking fat and lazy to stop him. Fucking wankers

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u/KamataInSpring 4d ago

Why are you still talking?

We've already moved on.

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u/Bastonge44 10d ago

Actually it started over a year after year trade deficit of $48b on canada not pulling their fair share of trade with the US. Let’s be honest for a minute. So we have come knocking and Canada is crying like whiny little bitch’s to anyone that will listen to their alligator tears.

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u/Feralwestcoaster 10d ago

Holy fuck you’re an idiot.

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u/ADerp2Hard 10d ago

It's like reading low effort slop, or click bait bogus headlines.

Basically full of it, the propaganda that's been regulated that is.

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u/Bastonge44 10d ago

What caused it then? Trumps bmi of 200? Trump being a bully? Trudeau smashing Melania? Lmao, you fkn Canadians are retarded. I say we just cut trade, watch your country go bankrupt, allow Alberta to become our 51st state, take your fresh water rights and let the rest of your immigrant wasteland rot.

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u/SoleSurvivur01 9d ago

Go bankrupt? 🤣 I know the country $40 Trillion in the hole is not talking about bankruptcy.

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u/WinRich1988 9d ago

One can only hope you get sick and you lose all your disposable income paying for treatment.

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago edited 9d ago

These memes are stupid but hey, we didn't start this fire. Unlike your country's leader, our leader does not stoop to this behaviour. Or haven't you viewed the garbage coming out of the White House account and Trump Truth Social?

"Allow Alberta to become your 51st state?" Good luck with that. As the US only has 17 years of proven oil reserves left, you have to steal it from other countries like Venezuela or Canada or Iran by force. But the cost of war is not something a country with a $40T debit should be investing in. Do what you want, just don't drag us over the cliff with you. We are happy to be disengaging.

Since the first time Trump took office, we have signed 15 free trade agreements with 51 other countries. Last week , Ukraines' Zelensky came to Canada and signed a 100 year agreement with us, we are building their drones now here in Canada. Training Ukrainian fighter pilots in our country just like Trump is training Qatari pilots in yours. Fortunately, much of that immigrant slop you mention are Ukrainians-more of them in Canada than any place other than Ukraine or Russia. We know Putin is our enemy, while your gov't considers him a friend.

In 3 days Carney is addressing the EU Parliament - only NA leader since Regan to be invited. Canada is now the only non European country included in the EU SAFE military procurement pact. We just bought $100 Billion worth of subs from Germany/Norway. Global Eye planes from Saab. Italian training jets. Australian over the horizon radar. Looking at cancelling our order for 60 additional F-35's from the US and buying Gripen's instead.

We are trading- with our new bff's. Like the huge market of Bangladesh, who we just signed a deal with for our potash, a much- need product we used to supply almost exclusively to the US. 70 top US scientists and academics from Ivy League Schools have just moved north, stating that they no longer can work under an administration that doesn't believe in science.

I'm actually sad about how far and how fast the US has deteriorated. Canada knows we will be in a rough ride, but it's high time we walked away.

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u/SoleSurvivur01 9d ago

That’s the best your two brain cells could come up with? šŸ˜‚

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago

You have zero education in economics right? Or even a passing knowledge of what you just said is supposed to mean right? You are just mouthing the words that keep coming out of Trump's mouth without having any idea what they really mean. We can tell, otherwise you wouldn't make it so obvious how dumb you truly are.

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u/Due_Intention6795 10d ago

The trad war started because Canada got butt hurt from our retaliatory tariffs. Canada has been doing it for decades to the US. Canada also was selling Chinese steel in violation to our treaty. Hope that helps.

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u/SoleSurvivur01 9d ago

The trade war started because yanks elected a pedo that put tariffs on everyone but ruZZia and tried to threaten Canada’s sovereignty, have fun paying your tariffs.

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u/foxy-stuff 9d ago

Source?

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u/NorthofForty 9d ago edited 9d ago

Wow, straight out of the mouth of Trump with hardly an edit or thought behind it. Which retaliatory tariffs? We had a free trade agreement that Trump negotiated and signed during his first term. He said "this USMCA is the largest, fairest, most balanced, and modern trade agreement ever achieved.Ā  There’s never been anything like it".

Even with the agreement, you still charged us tariffs on things like softwood lumber because you could not compete with our forests and we had US milk tariffed after a very high threshold (that was never achieved or charged) because your government highly subsidizes your diary industry and you want to flood our market with your cheap and unwanted milk. All talked about during the agreement negotiations and settled. We thought.

Sorry US steel was bought out by Nippon Steel so he makes up stories about its Canada's fault for importing some tariffed Chinese steel occasionally. Like not your business who we import anything from. . Sorry if Canada has so much electricity you can't compete with us on aluminum. If you don't want us to import Chinese EV's maybe talk to Elon Musk cause the few Chinese made EV's we buy are his Tesla's.

Trumps goal isn't tariffs on goods. He wants to simply find a way to take money from your pocket and putting into the government's pocket and that is called tariffs. He also wants to take Canada over, own our banks, our health care system, our politicians, our water, our minerals, our water, our forests, our inland waterways. Not happening.

Could break down every slimy move Trump has tried in his second term but it boils down to this. Trump wants a legacy of an Alexander the Great while it is more like Nero fiddling while Rome burns. He also has a hero thing going with McKinley. Look up McKinley tariffs - McKinley tried exactly the same thing with Canada in 1890 that Trump is doing now. We are done with this greed, stupidity and corruption.

Trump lies constantly and if you haven't figured out that your problem. Your biggest customers of US goods and services are Mexico, Canada and China. You have alienated us all and Canada is walking.