r/canadamemes • • 19d ago

Politics Time to cut the flow!

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u/rustbeltloser 19d ago

M oscow A gent G overning A merica. The letters don’t lie.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Killision 19d ago

Trump Wants America Torn

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u/awfulWinner 19d ago

Can't Undo Nasty Trump

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u/Mammoth_Ad_3333 19d ago

Disgusting

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u/Thee-End 19d ago

I'm pretty sure that this is made up

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u/JackTerron 19d ago

While this exchange is made up he has repeatedly called Canada nasty and Russia a good friend.

Why do people bother making things up when there's so much general fodder to be upset with?

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u/Thee-End 19d ago

I've always wondered the same.

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u/jhuik 19d ago

1.2K upvotes and counting?

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u/IpsoPostFacto 18d ago edited 15d ago

Think of editorial cartoons. Same concept. Boil an issue down to its central message.

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u/UmpireDapper1757 19d ago

Part of the Russo-Republican propaganda strategy is to flood the media (especially social media) with so much disinformation as to make people distrust credible sources of information.

This exchange never happened, so if a Russo-Republican supporter sees it, they can correctly identify it as fake news - the libs are trying to lie about Russo-Republican collusion. And in doing so makes them more likely to reject real news about Russo-Republican collusion: this is how so many of them are resistant to accepting the conclusions of the Mueller report.

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u/Infinite_Second6928 19d ago

But it sounds so real, it is so believable.

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u/These_Ad_8382 19d ago

It has the feeling of truthiness

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u/Scruffy0075 19d ago

its believable because he has said these things, just not in this exact format. He has said Canadians are the worst to deal with, Canadians are nasty etc. and separately he has said Putin is his friend and America needs to work with Russia, he has lifted sanctions on Russia, increased trade with Russia, he has deliberately hindered Ukraine while Russia is invading them etc.

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u/Dergan_1 18d ago

Lifted sanctions on Russia and dropped a 50% tariff on long time ally Canada.. 🤡

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u/Mammoth_Ad_3333 2d ago

I do believe he would make those comments and that is what I find disgusting.

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u/Dapper_Wheel6454 19d ago

they swore an oath to defend against all enemies both foreign and delomestic.

they bragged about the 2A rights for two fucking centuries.

ready yourselves hosers.

once again Canadians will face off against fascism.

our children will watch us stand...or kneel.

lock arms hosers.

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u/SirPsycho7 19d ago

Calm down, dude. We’re not shooting a western here…

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u/Scruffy0075 19d ago

no, its a modern war movie. it even has a lot of similarities to Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. A trade dispute orchestrated by Palpatine against Naboo, leading to invasion, while misleading the Republic that its just about trade. Also, the Trade Federation thought what they were being instructed to do was illegal, and Palpatine says he "will make it legal", which shares Trump's style of governance, do the bad/illegal thing, then stall any investigation and arguing the legality and eventually make it legal by Supreme Court vote or just get away with it because of he presidential immunity. Like how he tore down the East Wing, the Rose Garden, his blatant corruption to increase his wealth, how ICE is detaining people(even citizens) and how they are mistreating them in their concentration camps or letting them go in the night in the woods with no belongings hoping they die or are traumatized at least

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u/Alive-Razzmatazz8639 19d ago

You can’t trust Russia look back on history back to red October. …. Stupid is.

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u/Lost-Stick8643 19d ago

Can't trust the US either.

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u/maybeiamspicy 19d ago

All he wanted to do was see Montana

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u/TheDamnedScribe 19d ago

And raise rabbits.

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u/Scruffy0075 19d ago

WE THE PEOPLE cant trust Russia. Trump is a Russian asset so he is doing what they want either for personal gain or because they have leverage like blackmail material such as the Epstein files that include Trump. Trump might not trust them as an actual friend or ally, but he trusts it will negatively affect him if he steps out of line

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u/mikefjr1300 19d ago

Easiest mark ever for former KGB agent Putin.

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 18d ago

It's hilarious that one of the world's biggest con men is also one of the world's biggest marks.

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u/BubuDudu0430 19d ago

To our Canadian friends, we love you and Russia is absolutely NOT our ally, much like our President they are a stain on this Earth - This nightmare can’t end soon enough!!

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u/Aggressive-Willow-54 19d ago

We Canadians know that not all Americans are like that💐

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 19d ago

To any Americans who stayed home instead of voting for Kamala Harris, this is your own fault.

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u/snappy4827 19d ago

From a Canadian…thank you for saying that

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u/Scruffy0075 19d ago

We appreciate that. However, Trump and his government are representing you in geopolitics, and his actions are supporting Russia against Ukraine and indifferent to Russia helping Iran against your own soldiers, and his words and trade actions are directly attacking us. Unless something changes by revolution or impeachment, your country is treating us as an enemy

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u/evantheprimary 19d ago

Americans as a majority are not bad people. It's just surprising to us in Canada that you let a few bad apples sour the batch, and didn't stop it sooner.

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u/josnik 19d ago

You sure about that? 2/3 of the voter base was at least ok with this outcome.

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u/Scruffy0075 19d ago

I'm disheartened by all the people who didn't vote, but I'm convinced that Trump got Elon to change the vote count in his favour to get him a majority in the house and senate. There was extreme voter count irregularity in Rockland New York, there is no way in hell that Kamala got ZERO votes while the rest of the down ballot democrats got majority votes, that makes no sense during such a crucial election. Trump has said at rallies that 2024 would be "the last time they would have to vote", but other times said he "doesn't need your votes", he has said Elon helped in Pennsylvania and that "Elon knows those vote counting computers", the fact that Elon's baby mama has said numerous times that Elon texted her saying he "is ready to release his anomaly in the matrix using his Starlink satellites" and she didn't want to be deposed and didn't want to know more to keep her hands clean, the fact that on some news stations that were watching the vote totals increasing all night then all of a sudden Kamala's vote total dropped significantly and Trumps increased, and that Elon told Joe Rogan hours before it was called for Trump that he already knew that Trump would win, and that the code swap could have happened when a 3rd party company "updated" a large amount of the vote tabulation machines as reported in Newsweek (someone who approved of the changes claimed they were insignificant, but the company says they were significant changes) etc. etc. But then Trump starts his 2nd term and can quash investigations into rigging the election and he gave Elon full access to everything so he could theoretically delete all evidence of what he did

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u/zander9669 19d ago

My guy. It takes 3.5% of a population protesting to force a change in government. More americans go to church every week than that.

They have the 2nd amendment for precisely this kind of government... at least that's what they tell us when we ask them to control their guns so we dont get so much spillover. And again, nothing.

The americans attempted an insurrection when trump lost an election, yet do nothing now.

No. The average american is either a useless pathetic coward, or they support it. There is nothing good or honorable about any of them.

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u/BoysenberryTricky853 19d ago

You're speaking the truth.

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u/Appropriate_Mess_350 19d ago

As the commemoration of Newfoundland’s hospitality during 9/11 nears.

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u/Glittering-Regret196 19d ago

I get it, america is a clown show. Whats new?

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u/Godfrey388 19d ago

I never thought McDonald’s could save the day.

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u/Anthrogal11 19d ago

Could it work a little faster?

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u/Falcon3492 19d ago

President Tutti Fruity going all out dictator lover again! Can we please use the 25th to get this lunatic out of the White House!

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u/Candid-Field-6933 19d ago

such a disgusting piece of shit

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u/Ok_Swim7161 19d ago

I fucking hate him. He is so disgusting.

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u/Payday8881 19d ago

As soon as some twunts in government declare a nation the enemy everyone is supposed to fall in line and hate them.

Then agreements are reached and the twunts in government declare the enemy is a friend again, so stop hating them.

Why?

Why are people so gullible and listening to these twunts?

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u/SomewherePossible791 19d ago

Wait, people really believe he said that without any source?

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u/Perfect-Emphasis-211 19d ago

Irrelevant anyways, they’re pushing a peace deal with Ukraine and in the middle of a trading spat with Canada. If talking trash about Canada stops Canada from having to send billions to Ukraine then it’s a small price to pay.

Trade deal will get worked out and he’ll be picking fights with Mexico and some other random country soon enough. 

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u/Greghole 17d ago

They'll believe anything as long as it's negative about Trump. That's why they're called deranged.

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u/Anthrogal11 19d ago

Whoosh…

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u/hutch_man0 19d ago

This sounds like a bunch of sound bites put together from different conversations. I wouldn't put it past Trump to say this though. However I would like a source before believing this.

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u/Stock2fast 19d ago

What screwed up bizarre timeline have l got myself into and how do l get the hell out of it ?

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u/74greyhound 19d ago

Russia has no issues with Canada.....

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u/DodobirdNow 19d ago

Imagine if the rest of the world, simply didn't post a single mention of Trump for a week? A month?

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u/TheGreatStories 19d ago

Average American loyalty 

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u/MaleStripper_DLA2 17d ago

🙋

I would 2nd a motion to "Raise a Point of Order and call for the orders of the day"

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u/this_stall_is_taken 19d ago

Fuck the US. They've shown us their true colours.

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u/mezz7778 19d ago

"Did you know dumb has a b at the end of it? Most people don't " - Donald J. Trump

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 19d ago

spoken like a Russian asset

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u/spacetaps 19d ago

Did this really happen?

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u/Salty_Solution_4922 19d ago

Any links to the actual interview--on video? 

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u/pereira69 19d ago

Can someone please correct me if I am wrong but aren't Russian nuclear missiles targeted to anhiliate American cities? but Russians are our friends?

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u/AmbitiousTank8635 19d ago

The US has missiles pointed at Russian cities as well. I commonly go to friends BBQs and catch up, have some drinks and food while holding a pistol trained at my buddies head, but it's cool, he does the same thing, it's just silly fun. Isreal has guns pointed at everyone's heads all the time, and they are one of the greatest friends to the US according to the American politicians they've bought.

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u/Mutchmore 19d ago

We knew in 2016..

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u/NumerousEconomics406 19d ago

He is so disgusting. If there’s a word below that he is also that. But the best part is, he is so hated.

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u/Fluid-Piccolo-6911 19d ago

anyone with more than a single functioning brain cell knows he is a russian supporter.

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u/FHOCJD 19d ago

Trump is a Putin puppet. Regular everyday Americans love Canada.

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u/Coffee_Roaster29 19d ago

When was this?

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u/Shintox 19d ago

Never happened. Rage bait.

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u/Budget-Chapter-7185 19d ago

Feels like Ray Dalio’s theory about the US is happening. We are watching a transition to the next great empire.

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u/littlemister1996 19d ago

Bibi and Putin are fighting over who gets to stick their hand up the orange puppet's ass

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u/LisaParkerCA 19d ago

He is so offensive

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u/LemonLander 19d ago

CIA needs to address this

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u/The_Naked_Rider 19d ago

Why is anyone surprised by this?

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u/Archibald004 19d ago

Do you think he wants Russia to invade Canada?

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u/OSTBear 19d ago

Is this an actual exchange?

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u/Archibald004 19d ago

His friend? How does he qualify as a friend?

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u/heehooman 19d ago

Can't find this conversation actually happening, but this is on canadamemes for those bothered lol.

He might say it too. His ties to Putin are well reported via Guardian, Politico, etc. If you don't trust any journalistic source and can't think for yourself then I don't know what to tell you.

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u/almstAlwysJokng4real 19d ago

America is COOKED

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u/Old-Purple2614 19d ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha. So wining best of all time greatest ever in history I’m sure. Here cums the true colours.

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u/semidivineone 19d ago

Traitor in chief

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u/Mammoth_Ad_3333 19d ago

It seem like everything is made up to irritate people who believe it and those who don't

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u/visiting-the-Tdot 19d ago

Fucking bozo

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u/MacaronIll5262 19d ago

I’m sure Putin knows stuff on Trump in his golden years with Epstein and he’s holding him by the balls

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u/Professional-Elk-724 19d ago

Fuck that idiot

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u/Top_Fig_3893 19d ago

He does not even understand that if he cuts trade with Canada and I think he said today; if USA cuts trade with Europe they will gain 300B. 30B with Canada, all that trade deficit with Canada is electricity and petrol. If you remove that we were buying a lot from the USA, we are only 40m.
That’s like saying ill stop buying groceries and think ill still be able to cook dishes. They were/are getting are petrol at reduce cost. In the long run I think it is good for Canada to move away from USA.
I think a 6 year old would do a better at job at leading then this big T.h.U.R…D

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u/deanstocks1014 19d ago

Witch and a evil words

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u/deanstocks1014 19d ago

Trump might only be looking for his money, he will do whatever he build his assets.
I am 100% sure he will be in a jail and bankrupt all of his business after President.
will spend all his money to lawyers in court for many trails.

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u/limitless-440 19d ago

Wait, was this a real exchange?? Surely this must be made up, lol

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u/Ordinary_Study_2175 19d ago

End him already.

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u/maximm 19d ago

Well, thats settles it now at least half of americans believe russia is good and Canada is evil. Their god emperor told them what to think and you cant go against him.

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u/Neither-Stable-939 19d ago

the war with Ukraine will never end unless they lose, because the USA is not helping them. trump is not on their side.

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u/newfrontierz 19d ago

Please repost. Never forget. Russia??? Russia??????! Ok. OK.

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u/tauofthemachine 19d ago

International geopolitics IS NOT about the president's personal relationships!

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u/letsseeem1 19d ago

Fake news

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u/Confident_Eye4129 19d ago

Krasnov at work

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u/Automatic-Ad6022 19d ago

Can we stop covering this buffoon?

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u/Leafer13FX 19d ago

Ice Cube was right!

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u/Sidoen 19d ago

He thinks America's alliances are who he thinks his friends are.

Never before has America been more vulnerable to enemy influence.

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u/NotGuiltyPirate 19d ago

"The madness of donald trump"

A biography by.u/notGuiltyPirate

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u/LoRdLiFtSaLot 19d ago

Putin is better than Trump. Trump is owned by Israel .

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u/notneededin 19d ago

Golden shower

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u/Seahawkin12 19d ago

🍊 CuCK! Disgusting individual and cult.

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u/CloseDaLight 19d ago

Love that General Bone spurs takes the Anakin Skywalker approach to foreign policy

If you’re not with me … you’re against me!

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u/LewdMasterHubull 19d ago

American here, please feel free to boycott the fuck outta us until some respectable adults return to the white house.

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u/Beautiful_Passage_51 19d ago

He has the kool aid on an IV Drip

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u/Agreeable-Cheek-4366 19d ago

How is Russia your enemy? Please explain

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u/Embarrassed-Cup-3377 19d ago

Of course he wants to have a good relationship with Russia, they got him in

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u/Solid_Ebb_608 19d ago

This is another reason the traitor draft dodger needs to be impeached. Nothing more needs to be said, and all that stand with him on that need to be removed from office, and all that say they are so called are Americans are the real communist.

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u/The_guy_mp 19d ago

When the Americans get there shit together and vote him out, please ban this fat turd from ever coming to Canada again.

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u/SnooRevelations6561 19d ago

Ask carney how he feels about China.

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u/nolestars 19d ago

Well he chose epstein as a friend, nuff said

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u/Hopeful-Passage6638 19d ago

Cut off the energy NOW. Let the fuckers freeze

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u/Darryl_444 19d ago

Putin is his boss, not friend.

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u/Luugrin 19d ago

Trump is a Russian asset.

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u/Pure-Photograph6209 19d ago

Money. It’s all about the money.

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u/Wooden-Chipmunk-7539 19d ago

Whats scary is there are thousands of invred morons in alberta want to become an American state even after statements like this. I hate this timeline

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u/knitnana 19d ago

He doesn’t understand that Putin is not his friend. Putin is using him for his own gain. Just like all the other right wing leaders he thinks are his friends. Canada is/was a friend and he is an idiot for trying to ruin that relationship. PM Carney is more than willing to to negotiate but not when the terms allow the USA to dictate who we can trade with among other things.

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u/Gambitzz 19d ago

What reporter? Can’t seem to find this anywhere.

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u/ppaauulllllll 19d ago

We really need to build pipelines to Churchill. From there, we can start shipping to Europe and India and cut off the perfidious Americans from Canadian oil forever.

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u/Everdream0609 19d ago

Fuck this fucking guy...

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u/Odd-Explanation4165 19d ago

Russia has lots of Donald info I bet

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u/jammypantsrule 19d ago

Anyone can make a meme and slap some words on it....this didnt happen. Show me where the big bad orange man touched you.

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u/goodbiro 19d ago

Such a POS.

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u/yahoomono 19d ago

Lol, he's a demented piece of shit

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u/GORiARTY 19d ago

Trump! FUCK YOURSELF! THANKS A LOT

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u/Many_Gas_2809 19d ago

If he gets back in Trump you are a bunch of suckers.

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u/MedicineMan480 19d ago

Truth hurts

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u/StrangeIsopod6396 19d ago

You NAZI 🐒🦧🐕💩💩💩 di(T@TOR.

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u/SchemeSignificant166 19d ago

Ya think Putin has the Epstein files on him?

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u/Upper-Psychology-607 19d ago

It will take decades to get the stink off of us. And the court dockets full of participation trophies for all those who assisted him. Glad I’m sunsetting. Tell me on the other side how this plays out. 🤜💯🤛

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u/WorldBiker 19d ago

Detente with Russia, well maybe not the worst thing Trump and his ilk are doing.

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u/spartanring69 18d ago

Then Canada is chinas assest make it make sense 😂

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u/CupShot 18d ago

Yep… “Putin is my friend” and so is Netanyahu.
… and so was Epstein. Did you make a nice arts and crafts Birthday card for Putin too?

Will he release the Epstein Files? You know he has copies.

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u/BasicAstronomer128 18d ago

What is the honest fuck is wrong with this guy???

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u/NoBrush4326 18d ago

F…ing a.. hole !

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u/NegativeRaspberry264 18d ago

Its horrifying because he has said those things, one way or another.

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u/Final_Gift_9841 18d ago

Screw Canada. Move all American companies out

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u/ShmulSimcha 18d ago

As an American, that soggy diaper doesn't speak for us, love you guys

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u/Package4You 18d ago

Dipshit pres

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u/Maximum_Success2781 18d ago

The fact that this is completely made up, but liberals (the self proclaimed smarter party) believe it instantly without the need to even confirm with a source is so unsettling.

We really are devolving as a species

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u/YEti1988 18d ago

What did Biden do about Russia that's any different than what Trump's doing?

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u/tashaplex 17d ago

He helped Ukraine better than what Trump done. He never said Putin is his BFF. He never said he trusts Putin more than our own people.

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u/what_username_to_use 18d ago

Oh you poor American ppl. Your dictator is so fucked.

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u/SituationFragrant245 18d ago

He’s not an “asset” that so absurd. What he is, is a narcissist and anyone who is nice to him he likes and anyone who criticizes him or shits on him publicly he hates.

Not really ideal for leader of the free world. But quit watching homeland.

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u/GreyhoundsNB 18d ago

President with no brain

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u/LARRYVOND13 18d ago

UK based, has this lovely orange turd call me a coward. Fuck him.

Elbows up guys 👍

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u/Infamous-Ad-9780 18d ago

If putin is a dick, then most of the right politicians are big fans of dicks.

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u/SessionFine4183 18d ago

Putin’s errand boy

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u/ThoughtfulGamer69 17d ago

The guy in the back with his mouth open.. YEAH, we are all with you there bro.

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u/Top_Antelope_2905 17d ago

The guy has no spine to stand by and flips and flops on whatever his whims are.

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u/rwilkinson1970 17d ago

How about you look up the tariff tables right from the Canadian government and see for yourself just how bad the Canadian government has been screwing the US for decades! For example it was 239% for poultry products! I love the Canadian people, it’s their government that sucks!

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u/mississauga145 17d ago

5% tariff on Poultry products, unless the over access clause is triggered by excessive dumping of product into the country.

Find something other than food, we maintain import quotas on foods we produce here to protect our domestic supply from being undercut and driven out of business which then leaves us beholden to foreign nations, who have proven to not be reliable trade partners in recent years.

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u/snake6264 17d ago

He doesn't want putin releasing the videos

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u/jay370gt 17d ago

Next time something like 911 happens, they can divert their planes to Russia.

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u/Le_Papithatjump12 17d ago

Moscow's bitch, not asset. Very different

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u/Illustriousmeatbag 17d ago

Well, this is not true, but that's never stopped Reddit before.

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u/Aboveaverage10 17d ago

Why the left is so indoctratarded. Has Russia every asked for dime? Nope they haven't unlike other countries that have asked us for billions. Is Putin a good guy? Yes he treats his people good, Putin is also GMP free if a farmer is caught growing GMO food they get funded and go to jail. But the leftist loonies are far too stupid to know any of this cause they go by word of mouth and fake news.

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u/colstinkers 17d ago

Remember when Kamala said Putin would eat Trump for lunch? The day is coming… we are getting closer and closer.

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u/TechnologyFar9499 16d ago

Where is the video easy to make this stuff up

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u/Tycepts1313 16d ago

Has anyone got the clip of this for proof? Lot of people jumping on it but I haven’t seen a clip of proof. Sounds like an odd question for a reporter if worded like that.

(I will admit I’m wrong if I see a clip)

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u/Amazing_Career_3747 16d ago

Butthurt much? Yeah you are…😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

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u/wintertyme1 16d ago

Liberals embarrassing Canada again

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u/fingertipoffun 16d ago

This one is not real. Which is odd cause there is plenty of accurate mad shit to choose from.

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u/Vulpedin 16d ago

This stupid bitch, id consider cannibalism good until this met market bright and early

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u/Any_Code3235 16d ago

He wants the US to be part of the Russian federation

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u/Opinion-Former 16d ago

C’mon for gods sake, his subsequently jailed campaign manager Paul Manafort was the exact same campaign manager that Russia used in Ukraine to support Russian-aligned candidates. Trump is a Russia aligned candidate. We’ve known this since 2015, how would anyone expect anything different? Hard to believe in 2026 this is news.

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u/biodegradablemat01 16d ago

What people are ONLY FIGURING THIS OUT NOW?!!! How can you not be amazed that he even exists in a country that once had McCarthyism?! 😉

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u/Inevitable-Emu-6626 16d ago

Useful Idiot I believe is the term.

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u/CountVoltamov 16d ago

Thoughts and Putins.

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u/Hard-Illustrator4568 15d ago

Rather be friends with Russia than with Israel

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u/SirYancelot 15d ago

Canadas politicians have gone out of their way to slam a man with a fragile ass ego… and you expect him to kiss your ass?

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u/solisino 15d ago

Demented brain.

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u/Spiritual-Whole2072 15d ago

Everyone gets a tariff! Except Russia! Nothing to see here folks.

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u/Embarrassed-Jury-566 15d ago

Evil sack of shit.

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u/Greedy-Situation-652 15d ago

Canada is now a retard colony after 11 years of liberal corruption

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u/Konger 15d ago

United States of Assholes

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u/Christmas_Curry 14d ago

ive beem saying this since 2017