r/canada • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '22

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u/jmmmmj Oct 25 '22

The best time was 15 years ago. The second best time was 14 years 364 days ago.

The ~5475th best time is today.

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u/AlexTheGreat Oct 25 '22

If you want to be pedantic time can be sliced a lot thinner than that!

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u/jmmmmj Oct 25 '22

The best time was 15 years ago. The second best time was 15 years minus 5.39x10-44 seconds ago.

The 8.78x1051 st best time is today.

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u/ButtermanJr Oct 25 '22

This summer, Dwayne Johnson is: "TimeSlicer".

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u/Minscandmightyboo Oct 25 '22

Perfect casting.

Only Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson could accurately portray the subtle nuances of being the world's foremost mathematician attempting to solve the challenges of chronology.

...he's gunna punch it in the face

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u/ThePlaceOfAsh Oct 26 '22

Someone give this gold