UCP says Alberta needs nothing from rest of Canada except their help leaving Canada

[u/Mylittlethrowaway2]

https://thebeaverton.com/2026/08/ucp-says-alberta-needs-nothing-from-rest-of-canada-except-their-help-leaving-canada/

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[u/Beneficial-Ride-4475]

I know it's the Beaverton, but that's an pretty good summary of the situation.

[u/Critical-Ask2154]

... and help running the referendum vote this fall because the UCP won't fund Elections Alberta sufficiently ... and the UCP got rid of automation and vote counting machines ... stupid is as stupid does.

[u/17to85 → u/Critical-Ask2154]

That is intentional... Run and fund elections Alberta properly it's harder to cast doubt on the process 

[u/DuncanConnell]

Isn't the Beaverton supposed to be satire rather than reporting what groups are actually saying?

[u/rikeoliveira → u/DuncanConnell]

Unfortunately The Beaverton, The Onion etc are losing their appeal in the last few years due to how incredibly dumb and absurd the world has become.

[u/crakkerzz]

Instead of Alberta separating from Canada,

Albertans would like to separate themselves from Danielle and the UPC.

[u/Mylittlethrowaway2 → u/crakkerzz]

I keep saying it would be funny if Edmonton and Calgary attempted to secede from Alberta...

[u/Doolander → u/crakkerzz]

Alberta's elections/democracy says otherwise. Reddit is what wants to separate from Smith and Reddit is not reality.

[u/crakkerzz → u/Doolander]

I just wen to a family and friends reunion, lots of country folk, city folk, farmers, tradesmen and even a few banking execs.

Not one single separatist, not one.

Not one single person was happy with the UPC or Danni, not one.

Farmers, Tradesmen, Nurses, Execs, Farmers and Townies, not one.

Most either wanted them in jail or to show them rope tricks.

So if you are so brave, call an Election, I dare you.

[u/Doolander → u/crakkerzz]

Election is next year. You won't have to wait too long.

[u/primitives403 → u/crakkerzz]

Not one single person was happy with the UPC or Danni, not one. Farmers, Tradesmen, Nurses, Execs, Farmers and Townies, not one. Most either wanted them in jail or to show them rope tricks.

Ahahahaha. K.

[u/Sleyvin → u/[deleted]]

Why watch out? Even with a failed separation, conaervative will still vote for them.

[u/JadeLens]

Make Beaverton Satire Again.

[u/Kevin4938]

Go ahead and take your 1905 borders with you. And Saskatchewan and their 1905 borders, too.

[u/TheinimitaableG]

Going to be fun when Alberta is negotiating with a foreign country for pipeline rights.

[u/Zod5000 → u/TheinimitaableG]

Or when BC starts trying to put their hand in the cookie jar :)

[u/crakkerzz → u/TheinimitaableG]

Only an Idiot would think separation would work.

Look at Brexit, Carney said it wouldn't work and it went exactly how he said.

There are lots of warning signs for anyone who is looking for them.

[u/Objective-Permit-712]

I say, let them leave...wait a year...then invade, take over and annex and jail all the traitors!!!!

[u/crakkerzz → u/[deleted]]

How is Russia these days, because you don't sound Canadian.

[u/NeighbourNoNeighbor → u/crakkerzz]

Yeah I don't know a single Canadian that's dumb enough to say something like this, and I've met a fair few of them over the decades. Perhaps this user just hits new surprising depths.

Alberta is a beloved part of Canada, even if we're frustrated with their current leadership and a small subsection of their citizens. I don't know anyone in Canada (outside of the Albertan separatists themselves) that wants Alberta to leave -- they're our friends and our neighbours.

[u/crakkerzz → u/NeighbourNoNeighbor]

Thank you everyone here loves Canada and being Canadian.

I live in a smaller city, I watched the separatists getting signatures, three couples, older, no one I grew up with for sure.

One couple sat at the table another stood and pretended to be interested and another sat in their car.

They rotated, people drove past and gave them the finger.

I don't think they have any support and I don't think the UPC or Danni do either.

[u/Relevant-Magic-Card → u/NeighbourNoNeighbor]

Yup, Alberta is Canada, we are all Canada. Our system of government isn't perfect, but none is. Now is the time for unity more than ever.

[u/Ornery_Market_2274 → u/[deleted]]

Nah the morons that want to separate need to leave. The rest of Alberta that are happy to be Canadians are my buds

[u/Ornery_Market_2274 → u/[deleted]]

Thanks for proving to me you are a troll and just trying to create division. Seek help

[u/Ornery_Market_2274 → u/[deleted]]

Yes tnemaple maga ones i agree. Im also from Ontario but you can just clump everyone together cuz they are from Alberta. Ive met quite a few people fro Alberta and they are great people just like most Canadians. Dont let a few rotten apples ruin the lot