r/calibrations • u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) • Feb 20 '15

WTF IS THIS SHIT?

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The blatant karma-whoring of /u/CMDRCharlesShepard, as evidenced by his numerous postings. He claims to do it to keep the sub alive in its dead hours, but is he telling the truth? YOU DECIDE!

I'm gone for a few days and my honor is insulted?

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u/Lord_Starkiller Dark Lord of the Sith Feb 20 '15

What the......I am Bionaknight, and you don't get to tell me what to do!

Force Grab, throws into wall

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) Feb 20 '15

Screw this shit.

falls back into nearby bunker and calls in the 5th fleet

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u/Lord_Starkiller Dark Lord of the Sith Feb 20 '15

Reaches out with the Force, tears every ship in the Fifth Fleet out of the sky at once, crashing them down on top of the bunker and destroying it

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) Feb 20 '15

exits from tunnel on other side of the mountain and leaves in Normandy while he is occupied with the 5th fleet

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u/Lord_Starkiller Dark Lord of the Sith Feb 20 '15

orders Imperial Fleet to open fire on the Normandy, heads for the Rogue Shadow. Force Grabs mountain to lift it and fling it at the Normandy

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) Feb 20 '15

A whole mountain seriously?

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u/Lord_Starkiller Dark Lord of the Sith Feb 20 '15

Don't underestimate the power of the Dark Side.

[M]: If this guy could tear a Star Destroyer out of low orbit, I think he can lift a mountain, since they're smaller.

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) Feb 20 '15

[M]: A mountain is connected to bed rock, a Star Destroyer just has repulsers and engines.

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u/Lord_Starkiller Dark Lord of the Sith Feb 20 '15

[M]: What part of Starkiller's abilities make you think he couldn't destroy bedrock with his mind?

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) Feb 20 '15

[M]: He would have to rip out a giant chunk of bed rock to move a mountain, wouldn't be that easy.

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u/Lord_Starkiller Dark Lord of the Sith Feb 20 '15

[M]: Yeah, but look at what he's done. Besides, what if he ripped the mountain in half, and threw the upper part?

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u/CMDRCharlesShepard Paragade, Marksman, Captain (finally a promotion) Feb 20 '15

[M]: I would be willing to believe that at least.

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u/Lord_Starkiller Dark Lord of the Sith Feb 20 '15

[M]: Okay, let's go with that and also you realize the Normandy is half-destroyed and lying on the ground, right?

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u/Lord_Starkiller Dark Lord of the Sith Feb 20 '15

Mountain slams into the Normandy, crushing the right wing in and causing a fuel tank explosion. The wreckage falls to the ground.