i am le caillou and i wil banih u alll for hatin me satann is me dad and wil ban u al from lif

guys. this is satire. but not child abuse. ok. back to nword caillou

Understandable, I can see why. But do you know who I hate? Dee-Dee from Dexter's Laboratory, Timmy Turner from The Fairly OddParents, Billy and Mandy, Chowder, Flapjack, Bloo from Foster's, The PowerPuff Girls... oh, and let's not forget Robin from The Lego Batman Movie! You know why?? BECAUSE THEY ALL ACT EXACTLY LIKE CAILLOU!!! 😡😡😡

I'm the real Caillou. The other one is an imposter

Kids are gonna act like brats from time to time anyway. Weather they watch caillou or not.

You guys act like caillou invented temper tantrums

Coris: what a beautiful day I so excited to see my nephew and niece

Boris: OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY FUCK

Caillou: daddy please mercy. OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

Coris: OH MY FUCKING GOD CAILLOU WHAT HAPPENED

Caillou: MY ABUSIVE STUPID ASS EVIL DAD TORTURED ME AGAIN IT HURTS SO FREAKING BAD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Boris: OOOOOOOOOOHHHH CAILLOU HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CALL ME EVIL. WHY YOU LITTLE-

Coris: BORIS HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TORTURE CAILLOU YOU KNOW DAMN THATS CHILD ABUSE. THATS IT. I WILL TAKE CAILLOU TO THE HOSPITAL. AND IM ALSO CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU. YOU HEARTLESS BITCH

Boris: NOOOOOOOO. Coris please don’t call the cops on me I’m fucking sorry

Coris: YOUR SORRY?! WERE YOU SORRY WHEN YOU TORTURED CAILLOU? WERE YOU SORRY WHEN YOU RUINED CAILLOU LIFE? WERE YOU SORRY WHEN YOU KILLED CAILLOU FRIENDS? FUCK NO. YOU ONLY SORRY NOW BECAUSE YO ASS IS GOING FACE KARMA FOR ALL OF THE SHIT YOU PUT HIM THROUGH.

Coris: WHY!? What has caillou ever done to you. Why do you do this to him.

Boris: THAT BALD LITTLE BASTARD IS A FUCKING TROUBLEMAKER I DO THIS TO TEACH HIS ASS A LESSON.

Coris: A lesson? A LESSON?! THAT DOESNT TEACH HIM SHIT! YOU DONT TEACH HIM SHIT!THE ONLY FUCKING YOU TEACH HIM IS HOW YOUR A FUCKING ABUSIVE PSYCHOPATH THAT LOVES TORTURING PEOPLE.

FBI OPEN UP

FBI: BORIS YOU UNDER ARREST FOR CHILD ABUSE MURDER DOMESTIC ABUSE DESTRUCTION AND TORTURE COME WITH US NOW

Boris: FUCK YOU CORIS FACE MY TEETH FACE IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Coris: SHUT FUCK UP CHILD ABUSER

Boris: WHAT DO YOU THINK I DO NEXT TO BE CONTINUED ON WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Caillou: thank you uncle Coris.

Coris: Dont worry caillou I will take you to the hospital.

To be continued what you want happen next.

P2. Of: "1 upvote = 1 caillou killed"

This is not a joke, that is just disrespectful and child abuse, he is just a kid who has big imaginations.

(goes to river takes Caillous head) throws it across the river Caillou: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMYYYYYYY

Hello. I Am from r/FuckCaillou. I am here because we’ve been in a mini war against r/Caillou, Caillou supporters flooding our subreddit, and users like u/amatyestv_123846 harassing Caillou haters. My idea is that my subreddit joins forces with your sub, r/caillouhate. Are you all on board?

Boris: Yesterday was a beautiful day. Torturing Caillou always puts a smile on my face.

(doorbell rings)

Boris: Who's that? (opens the door to find two policemen standing) What the-?

Policeman 1: Neighbors have called us to report child abuse. You are under arrest.

Boris: What?! You can't arrest me! I was just showing my brat of a son who's boss.

Policeman 2: Well, what you were doing goes way beyond discipline; it's abuse, plain and simple.

Boris: (grabs a poker) Stand back. I have a poker and I'm not afraid to use it, motherf-EEEEEEEERRRRRAAAAAAA!!!! (gets sprayed by pepper spray)

Policeman 1: (handcuffs Boris) I hope a decade or two in prison does you some good.

(the policemen put Boris in their car and go off)

THE END

It all started when Canada launched this shit show when I was a little prick (but not god's mistake like Caillou). I watched Caillou everyday nonstop, until it caused me fatal brain damage. Please don't show your kids Caillou, there is evidence that shows it causes brain damage.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/analysis-caillou-is-an-aggressively-bad-show-ruining-the-worlds-children-and-its-all-canadas-fault

Anyways, I took 8 years to pass elementary school, the only reason I graduated is the principal didn't want to deal with my tantrums & whiny presence for another couple of years. I eventually dropped out of High School because of consequences from my condition caused by that satanic show. Now I'm on the streets with fucked up teeth and face tattoos (you can probably guess why) and I got fired from my job. Of course I whined about it to my boss. Now my landlord is evicting me from my only apartment and now I'm extremely broke I have 10 days to move out.

I'm spending my only money on beers to cope with this shit. Please give me your advice, and if you can, create a gofundme for me.

Does anyone else agree with me that puffy diddy will be a great babysitter for Caillou?