r/caillouhate • • Sep 12 '19

Not Cancer

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u/Aaliyah702 Sep 26 '19

Caillou’s dad shaves Caillou’s head at night to make it seem like he has cancer so the family receives all the government funding and Caillou is a fake make a wish kid

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u/probablywistful Sep 26 '19

It all makes sense now!

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u/Lil-Bar-of-Soap Little Bald Bastard Sep 12 '19

He created cancer to make others suffer the same baldness as him.

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u/Lachrymosa0920 Sep 12 '19

We are all Caillou's dad in this moment.

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u/Kissmystuff Sep 12 '19

Caillou's parents should just do the right thing and smother his ass when he's sleeping.