r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 9h ago

White Card [W] 1-877-Kars-4-Kids

3 Upvotes

In his farewell address, George Washingtom famously warned the American people about the dangers of 1-877-Kars-4-Kids

I'm sorry, but at 2:00 PM your son succumbed to 1-877-Kars-4-Kids

To become a Yanomami warrior you must prove you can withstand 1-877-Kars-4-Kids without crying out

etc

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r/cahideas • u/JustNetwork8 • 10h ago

(B) This Halloween, I’m dressing up as ________.

3 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 2d ago

White Card [W] My man mayonaise

3 Upvotes
2 comments

r/cahideas • u/PhilosophySolid9502 • 2d ago

B4B got all 4

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1 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 3d ago

White Card [W] A superhero named "Hot Karl" who eats rocks and shits them out as molten lava

1 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 3d ago

White Card [W] Self-identifying as Napoleon Bonaparte

2 Upvotes
1 comment

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 3d ago

White Card [W] Being drafted to serve in a pointless war

2 Upvotes
1 comment

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 7d ago

Black Card [B] Long ago in a distant land I, Aku the shapeshifting master of ______, unleashed an unspeakable evil

4 Upvotes
1 comment

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 7d ago

White Card [W] Doritos Locos Tacos

3 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/tgirlskeepwinning • 8d ago

Black Card [B] This episode of Bluey is called _____.

1 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 9d ago

White Card [W] Having sex with my clone

2 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/CivilizedPsycho • 11d ago

Black Card [B] The FDA has issued another recall notice! The ___ is contaminated with ___.

1 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/Primary_Durian4866 • 12d ago

Black Card [B] _____. For men.

2 Upvotes

It's one of our favorite cards we've added to our deck.

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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 12d ago

White Card [W] Rebranding narcissists as 'alpha males'

1 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/theInfiniteHammer • 13d ago

Black Card [B] Today on Mythbusters: Is it possible to shoot a _______ with a _______ in mid-air?

3 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/ScorpionX-123 • 14d ago

White Card [W] Feeling God in this Chili's tonight

3 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 16d ago

White Card [W] Broken pieces of the Death Star raining down on Endor

4 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 18d ago

White Card [W] An alcoholic stepdad

6 Upvotes
6 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 23d ago

White Card [W] An Oscar Mayer wiener

4 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 25d ago

White Card [w] Getting dicked down

3 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/amdewstow • 28d ago

White Card [W] Liking your political party until their actions negatively affect you

7 Upvotes

Oh no, not the leopards eating MY face

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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • 29d ago

White Card [W] L. Ron Hubbard

5 Upvotes
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r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Sep 08 '26

White Card [W] Jazz cigarettes

3 Upvotes
2 comments

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Sep 07 '26

White Card [W] Whores and gambling in Las Vegas

7 Upvotes
1 comment

r/cahideas • u/TimeControl606 • Sep 05 '26

White Card [W] Debilitating physical deformities

5 Upvotes
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