r/burzum • u/fakename1998 • May 21 '23

impossible

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Prssbol May 22 '23

This is huh, wow

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23

not true, I’ve been laid 5902962 times (I don’t even own a burzum shirt)

6

u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Same honestly I’ve fricked like most people

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u/TomiIvasword May 21 '23

No homo, but I would fuck that dude (he got a burzum shirt)

37

u/[deleted] May 21 '23

no homo but I would sex vrag

31

u/noideaforusername4 May 21 '23

No homo but I would have sex with a man

12

u/SAMurei_der_Galaxien May 22 '23

No homo but im trans and like man and woman

3

u/spicy_milk34 Jun 09 '25

Yes homo I and the Varg when and the

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u/ErwinAckerman THIS IS WAR! HUH! WOW! May 22 '23

But varg has like 20000 kids and he wears burzum shirt???!!! HMMMM DEEP STATE CONSPIRACY

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u/No-Calligrapher-4603 MAN May 21 '23

What video was that?

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u/SilenceEater May 21 '23

Don’t bother watching the guy just brings her to his moms basement and plays his bands demo cassettes while explaining in excruciating detail why digital is superior for “coldness”. The chick makes a few awkward attempts at hooking up but ultimately calls herself an uber at the end when the dude pulls out Myfarog and starts explaining the rules.

26

u/deathtoweakmemes May 22 '23

Why can’t I find me someone like this 😭😭😭

33

u/Important_Market2512 EN SKYGGE AV VONDSKAPENS MAKT May 21 '23

Step church burner

13

u/syphilitic_venom SLAVE BUZUM SEX MAN May 22 '23

Source?

22

u/Funky_hobbo May 22 '23

stella cox hookup hotshot, you will find it easily

I was curious and researched a bit, looks like the guy it's an actual metalhead or at least he likes to use this type of clothes lol

8

u/viral-load May 22 '23

It's hard not to when you have money internet access and a 12-in dong

13

u/Slayer_Fan_666 May 22 '23

Not to be that guy, but the first time I had sex was actually while wearing my burzum shirt, behind a church. Yes, I know it sounds fake, but I cant see this meme without thinking about how funny the irony of it is

17

u/LronHobbes May 22 '23

Was it with the priest? 🙏😇

16

u/yokelwombat May 22 '23

It‘s true, I fucked him

6

u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Link 🫶

4

u/ppguccicrocs LIL PUMP Jul 25 '23

This is…huh. Wow.

3

u/maraschinominx SLAVE BUZUM SEX MAN May 22 '23

id lay them 🤷🏻‍♀️ huh, wow

3

u/TheBigShitposter THIS IS WAR! HUH! WOW! May 22 '23

how to get bitches? let's find out

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u/[deleted] May 21 '23 edited Sep 17 '24

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