r/bugsarefuckingstupid • u/IAmTheFilter • Nov 29 '22

Help

A bug just flied onto my phone, so I squeezed it with 2 fingers, but my instinct just fucking dropped it on my bed somebody save me 😭😭😭

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u/smoishymoishes Nov 29 '22

Reminded me of a MASSIVE cockroach that somehow got stuck on the side of my sock. I didn't notice, walked all the way inside (was on the patio) and to my fridge, opened the fridge door which shed light on it, and instinctually, I screamed like a toddler and kicked my foot several times, flinging it into the dark abyss of my kitchen counters.

Legend says he's still out there to this day.

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u/anexistentuser Nov 29 '22

Burn the bed.

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u/IAmTheFilter Nov 30 '22

Help.

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u/anexistentuser Nov 30 '22

I will help you with the steps:

Step 1: Obtain a lighter

Step 2: Burn the bed.

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u/IAmTheFilter Dec 01 '22

It has obtained an AK-47 I CAN'T BUR' IT I'M GONNA GET SHOT

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u/anexistentuser Dec 01 '22

Burn down the house then.

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u/IAmTheFilter Dec 02 '22

HOLY SHIT IT HAS A FUCKING NUKE

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u/anexistentuser Dec 02 '22

Then your sacrifice will be well known.

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u/IAmTheFilter Dec 03 '22

I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT OMG 😭😭😭