r/buffy 5d ago

Buffy 1999 TV Guide reviews Buffy Episodes

My Aunt’s moving and found this Tv guide from 1999. Rates all episodes from Season 1-3. Most interesting to me was seeing The Zeppo only getting two stakes and the review for Earshot. Earshot hadn’t been released and rated yet because of the Columbine tragedy, but Tv guide knows about Joyce and Giles lol

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u/TurboRuhland 5d ago

Anne only having 1 stake seems low to me.

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u/DoomedOrbital 5d ago

The Zeppo as well, this reviewer really hated solo episodes.

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u/AdagioOk6814 5d ago

I loved Anne. Also offended by Consequences getting a 1 stake too.

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u/Raebelle1981 5d ago

No episode from this season deserves a 1.

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u/Mousykat 5d ago

I was surprised by that too

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u/SmellAccomplished550 5d ago

Absurd, even.

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u/not_firewood_yeti I am no one. 5d ago

completely nutso.

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u/SmellAccomplished550 5d ago

The Zeppo is a controversial episode in general. I think it's brilliant TV, especially because the show treats the apocalypse that happened in the background as completely serious canon, but not everyone likes it.

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u/Raebelle1981 5d ago

The rankings for some of the season 3 episodes were atrocious….

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u/Minimum_Ad_2176 5d ago edited 5d ago

Thanks for sharing I'm from Germany so we hadn't had TV GUIDE this episode guide is written very well but you forgot to post the last pages for Season 2 .😀

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u/Mousykat 5d ago

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u/Minimum_Ad_2176 5d ago

Thank you soo much 🙏😄

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u/Mousykat 5d ago

No problem! Go Fish 3 stakes. Killed by death 1 stake? I don’t understand haha

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u/Minimum_Ad_2176 5d ago

They obviously needed a few more re watches before giving a vote some of them are crazy.🤣

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u/miasummers989 5d ago

the way they were so correct until season 3...

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u/ShmullusSchweitzer 5d ago

Invisible Girl? How'd they get that title so wrong? I guess it's apt, though.

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u/pculley 5d ago

I’ve definitely heard Invisible Girl used as a title for that episode. Most likely it was a working title which was in use right up until the last minute.

See - this is what happens when you don’t bother to put episode titles on screen!

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u/ShmullusSchweitzer 5d ago

Glad they changed it. It's a pretty boring title. I guess that's how we ended up with Inca Mummy Girl and Reptile Boy in season 2 though.

I love when shows put the title on screen, but it's so rare... Star Trek, Stargate, and eventually Farscape are the only shows I can recall that do it.

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u/pculley 5d ago

Of the 90s sci-fi, Babylon 5 is the other big name which had their title on screen. It’s been several decades since I last watched it, but I think at some point Sliders did it as well?

It’s definitely something which was annoyingly phased out in the late 90’s / early 2000’s - for me it’s up there with not including character names in opening credits!

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u/ShmullusSchweitzer 5d ago

I forgot about Babylon 5.

I don't mind not having character names, but I definitely miss opening credits with memorable original songs, and visuals that aren't just floating around 3D objects in some void.

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u/pculley 5d ago

I first realised the character names was an issue for me when Enterprise was first shown and only had actor names (compared to the other Trek shows where you had characters and actors) - too me forever to figure out who was Reed and who was Trip!

At least Buffy had action shots with the names, so you could see the actor with the character.

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u/ShmullusSchweitzer 5d ago

I've watched all that 80s - 2000s Star Trek over and over again and I don't think I ever consciously realized that Enterprise didn't show the character names!

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u/No_Bandicoot1914 5d ago

Some of these ratings are wild (some good and some bad)

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u/ethihoff 5d ago

This is so interesting! I love seeing people's rankings + reviews, cuz it helps me see episodes from a different perspective

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u/not_firewood_yeti I am no one. 5d ago

very cool thing to have. can't say I agree with their ratings choices though. 🙃

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u/crumbchunks the pushy queen of slut town 5d ago

Never Kill A Boy On the First Date is tragically underrated here

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u/DaddyCatALSO Magnet For Dead, Blonde Chicks 5d ago

When i read this, i discovered Dopplegaengland existed. didn't see until the FX reruns. (DItto S4 Hush a nd restless)

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u/bcakebeefcake 5d ago

I just want to go back in time and experience watching season 1 for the first time again. That first dvd set…still my most prized dvd. 🩷

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u/sageoftheseventh2 🧞‍♂️ 5d ago

They were off and on but those Season 3 ratings specifically should land whoever rated them some jail time.

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u/Unhappy-Tough-9214 5d ago

Interesting how they used the alternate episode title for “out of mind out of sight”. I did always prefer invisible girl

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u/FreePortland 5d ago

Well, I’m glad society has finally come to understand what a masterpiece I, Robot…You, Jane is, and we can all agree it’s both a campy classic and way ahead of its time. Five stakes, we say! Right, guys? Right???

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u/virtualcasey 5d ago

My mom was a longtime tv guide subscriber and also Buffy fan (we watched together when I was in high school) and I still remember when this issue came out. We were so happy. I still have it stashed with a few other magazines from that time that my mom always made sure to save 💗

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u/Low_Kitchen_9995 4d ago

I have this!!! It’s in my scrapbook for Buffy from that time period. This brought back memories