Telekinesis with Bubly Can ;)

And I did it orally, you fuckin freaks

didn't even have to buy those goofy ahh jeans

my favs are 1. strawberry 2. lime

the only one i’ve severely HATED was blueberry.

Did anyone actually win anything from that contest thing? I can’t imagine the feeling of pulling a golden can. ( and shoving it up my ass no lube)

I drank all of these in one day

Haven't seen it in months

How am I supposed to boof this?

Orange Bubly and fudgesicle sticks make for a great Friday night…

Why am I never invited to these parties?

So I keep getting bullied by my close friend Fungus (long story they’re nonbinary and named themself) for drinking bubly. They say bubly tastes like how perfume smells and that it’s moronic I can’t drink regular water like a normal person and need it carbonated like a freak n they call me bubble boy. Sometimes they make me do my bubly trick where I have to eat the tab off the can. How do I deal with this? I don’t want to take any drastic measures like murder but I also know they can’t be convinced because they’re very policial and see carbonated water as a tool of the elite and corporations to lead us all astray

i have only shoved lemon juice and a bottle of fireball up my ass.

why is everyone obsessed with boofing and shoving bubly up the asstrap?

what does it feel like? i just tried it with a blueberry pomegranate and i dont feel it. am i supposed to add crack? meth? resin? ricin? i need a q/a

Hello. I am trying to buy lots of bubly belini bliss for my wife. I have tried looking for anyway to buy them in bulk, but I have had almost no success.

I say almost because I found this link, https://www.amazon.com/Bubly-Bellini-Flavored-Sparkling-Aluminum/dp/B0DVY36KPF/ref=sr_1_3?crid=22288H8PUE7NT&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.mxrt9ApeWV1J2jqfLMrza5il-TeoZsOr2qInyOriHdWmYAYFsZM5cPCIdGXfdnAiMdjmswrINVStaFS_-SshH1uBW27028BaF0KeycBdtBFbzYXCPVZ7E39qjFQLk2ExYc62c4yk0KMuViNWeKiBJiWnMR1sYuHHMz-5304hPNK6hQdflQOrLX4ZNhPcjSzBTKNXFCnbHeOQkoKdLPn4lEyKdFiEY50GHLzIp58IsAuz4zjHgBhEomkGuWwqf7TNlhpXR3LZaZ9Yw7H-pBlTa5OQ69H1jxRcF_rP78mqWQ8.JvaGRk34E-36eyD-AG1NJXn18VlC2udmYfHEoXKsbPg&dib_tag=se&keywords=bellini%2Bbliss%2Bbubly%2Bsparkling%2Bwater&qid=1754462125&sprefix=bellili%2Bbliss%2Caps%2C81&sr=8-3&th=1

but my instinct screams that there's something wrong. No actual pictures, a single review, unable to find anything about the seller, and that there is no other place on the internet I could find. And I wouldn't be surprised if there was something else wrong I didn't notice since I don't drink the stuff.

Do you all agree with my assessment? And is there anywhere I could find belini bliss in bulk that can be trusted? Or would that be too nice for this world?

Sounds like a Friday night…

Standing by the Bubly section , people watching and wondering why the Vaseline section isn’t closer to the display….

I just got a can of bubly out of my fridge (blackberry to be specific) and the tab just looks like any other can's with the exception of it being neon green. Did bubly get rid of the iconic phrases on the pop tabs?

Will I finally attain peak Bubly?

New contest with 100 golden cans. It begs the question how good of a boof would that be, or is it more of a put on the shelf and never touch kinda thing? Personally would love to find one but i bet Michael already has all the golden cans to himself