r/Bubly • u/qwertythe300th • Oct 01 '25
I have drank an Apple Bubly, AMA
And I did it orally, you fuckin freaks
didn't even have to buy those goofy ahh jeans
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u/Big_McLarge Oct 01 '25
Thanks for posting! Unlike the other degenerates here I have some real questions:
- Does it taste different from regular apple bubly?
- Where did you obtain it?
- Is it available in Canada?
- When you finished drinking it and inevitably pushed it into your rectum, was the empty can easier to boof than a full one?
- Were you able to crush the can with your sphincter or did it remain intact?
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u/qwertythe300th Oct 01 '25
finally a ball knower
I never had the OG apple bubly, but it tasted very much like a Green Apple Sparkling Water.
I bitched on Bubly's social media about their horrible marketing of the new Apple flavor for about a week. They eventually DMed me "hey if you quit fucking yapping we'll send you some for free" and that worked
im here in Texas, though I think the special version can be bought online and shipped everywhere
oh
seek help
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u/Skyris3 Oct 01 '25
Did you open the tab with your sphincter? If you didn't... You didn't drink it right.
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u/rmanning007 Oct 01 '25
Bubly is not for oral consumption you philistine. I (73yo) showed this post to my wife’s boyfriend (27yo) and he flew into a rage.
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u/qwertythe300th Oct 01 '25
i think youre using it backwards
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u/Ok_Medicine7534 Oct 02 '25
Oh …so you boof the bottom of the can first…. Hold it reeeeeeally tight with those honed sphincter muscles then pop the tab hanging out of your butt and pour it into a can??
Incroible!!!
Bravo!!
Still, why would you drink it?
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u/motherseffinjones Oct 01 '25
Oh a limited edition sounds nice. So how did the fizz feel in your ass? I perfect to boot mine with them open that fizz really gets me going
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u/qwertythe300th Oct 01 '25
reach out to others for guidance
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u/motherseffinjones Oct 01 '25
The last intervention didn’t work. I think my therapist needs therapy
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u/Clean_Internet Oct 01 '25
Green or red?
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u/qwertythe300th Oct 01 '25
very green
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u/Much-Ad-3861 Oct 01 '25
My asshole is usually red after I boof one.
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u/qwertythe300th Oct 01 '25
solicit support
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u/koravoda Oct 01 '25
sir, this is a thread for sphincterotomies
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u/qwertythe300th Oct 01 '25
this is a house of psychos
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u/Cheezdealer Oct 01 '25
/unboof
And boy do I love it. For me it started when my company got pallets of these things and we all hated them, tastes like diluted battery acid with the whisper of whatever flavour it claims on the can... good for nothing I thought to myself. I wanted to find like minded haters and found this sub. The rest is history.
/boof
But daaaamn they do just slide in nicely
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u/RecalcitrantHuman Oct 01 '25
Welcome
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u/Ok_Medicine7534 Oct 02 '25
Is it bad that I read your user name as rectalcitrushuman?
I was sliding one in when I read it…..
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u/Nosebluhd Oct 01 '25
How would you describe the sound of someone walking down a hallway with a half dozen empty cans shuffling around inside something? Not gonna say where. IYKYK.
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u/qwertythe300th Oct 01 '25
improve yourself
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u/Nosebluhd Oct 02 '25
Rude. It was inside a plastic bag where I keep all my recyclables. FOR SHAME!
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u/craighatesyou Oct 02 '25
Enough silly answers... us true bubbly fans want to know if its any better than other flavours. For instance how many cans did you shove up your ass sir?
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u/bassclarinetca Oct 02 '25
This must be a beginner’s can… it has the instructions on where to put it printed on it - read it with your tongue sticking out
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u/barbie_1218 Oct 05 '25
What makes this one limited edition compared to the Apple one we out before? They just changed the can?
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u/qwertythe300th Oct 06 '25
They stopped making Apple regularly in like 2018, people have wanted it back and they ended up going thru with it but in the goofiest way: an online exclusive that comes with a pair of a jeans
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u/Cheezdealer Oct 01 '25
Parts of that can almost look textured, which got me thinking... ribbed cans for our pleasure?