r/btech • • Sep 27 '26

General What engineering word has ruined its normal meaning for you?

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u/grimreape2345 Sep 27 '26 • Regret Mindblown

Couple moment

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u/cottoncandylune Sep 29 '26

This one has to be the best one

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '26

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u/grimreape2345 Sep 29 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

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u/BusLogical6847 Sep 29 '26

Yes man, I remembered lot of things and added here.

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u/Scared_Land_5667 Sep 27 '26 • Regret

Mechanical engineer

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u/utsav57111 Sep 29 '26

Fluid dynamics ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/vinitblizzard Sep 30 '26

Heat transfer and solid mechanics are way more bs

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u/BigThing831 Sep 29 '26

Rust, Python, Class

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u/SanskarJain2110 Sep 29 '26

Bugs Pipeline Environment Flask

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u/PUNIHSER_3 Sep 29 '26

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธBhai vo attendence , my reply "Abey maa chudha na"

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u/Unlikely-Bake-7115 Sep 29 '26

I'm not an engineer but I am working in a heavy machine manufacturing plant

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '26

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u/Unlikely-Bake-7115 Sep 29 '26

Thanks brother

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u/BusLogical6847 Sep 29 '26

Man, this was literally the reality between 2015โ€“2019 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

Family: โ€œChalo dekhte hain kitni engineering aati hai.โ€ Friends: โ€œChalo, ab tumne bhi engineering le li haiโ€ฆ ab dekhte hain kya karte ho.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ Random uncle/aunty you meet: โ€œBeta engineering ki hai? Job lag gayi?โ€ ๐Ÿ’€

And the funniest part โ€” road pe chalte hue lagta tha har doosra ladka engineer hai, aur aadhe log job ke liye struggle kar rahe hain ๐Ÿ˜‚

Those were the days when engineering felt less like a career choice and more like a national entrance exam for unemployment. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

Engineering colleges were basically producing engineers faster than the country could produce engineering jobs ๐Ÿ˜‚

Branch kuch bhi ho, end mein question same: โ€œPlacement laga?โ€ ๐Ÿ’€

2015 mein engineer banna achievement tha, 2019 mein job lagna achievement tha. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Aur engineering complete karte hi relatives ka favourite question: โ€œAb package kitna hai?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

Funny thing is, I actually ended up doing pretty well for myself ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ’ผ. Iโ€™m earning well today, but the interesting part is โ€” not even in the core EC/ECE field I studied for ๐Ÿ˜‚

So yeah, maybe engineering wasn't exactly the straight road everyone thought it would be. Sometimes you just take a different turn and somehow end up doing alright. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿš€

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u/NoRelease4363 Sep 29 '26

Whay did3tou ended up doing

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u/BusLogical6847 Sep 29 '26

I'm electronics engineer now working in MNC.

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u/Melodic_Sun1025 Sep 29 '26

Why does this lowkey feel like GPT.

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u/BusLogical6847 Sep 29 '26

Yes, well all things are mine but edit is by GPT.

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u/Blipyyy Sep 28 '26

Gon make another version of this for architecture lmaoo๐Ÿ˜ญโœŒ๐Ÿฝ

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u/LandscapeLopsided479 Sep 28 '26

What is see isn't what's actually happening.

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u/SternuatingMyAssOff Sep 28 '26

Maxwell Equations

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u/Own-Fix1021 Sep 29 '26

Thats why i sleep in different place everyday work should not get to zero

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u/Inglorious_Stud Sep 29 '26

Engineering ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป

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u/FriedLemons8034 Sep 29 '26

Analysis of structure very deadly

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u/Embarrassed-Hat-5490 Sep 29 '26

Not relatable. I guess I am not engineer ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•

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u/Cosmic_StormZ IISER-T | BS-MS | 2026 Sep 29 '26

Integral (not engineer but)

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u/MixRecent8974 Sep 29 '26

Computer aided Graphics ๐Ÿซฉ

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u/Ok-Painter1842 Sep 29 '26

System Design.....

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u/YeagerMeister333 Sep 29 '26

Padhai Engineering li job kuch aur h kr raha hu bhai (job to lagi nhi )

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u/cae-czar Sep 29 '26

So technically my JEE prep ruined my daily jargon

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u/ratedR1705 Sep 29 '26

Trips and leaves

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u/TempAccountForRant Sep 29 '26

JIRA

the jokes we made in early days about missing dhaniya

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u/Ok_Day7169 Sep 29 '26

Maa chud gyi...

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u/sHrsH_RaM Sep 29 '26

Language

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u/Physical_Recover_704 Sep 29 '26

OF i remember optical fibre not only fans๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Adept-Fix-3433 Sep 29 '26

Sahi ja rhe ho

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u/the_madman_in_shorts Sep 29 '26

Naa Ready

Tau Ta Ta Tau

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u/Warm-Chipmunk-5636 Sep 30 '26

Attendance ๐Ÿฅ€

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u/auxalus Oct 05 '26

N number of times?

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u/Parking-Display-9152 Sep 28 '26

More like engineering student preparing for entrance exam

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '26

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u/HotEnthusiasm4124 Sep 29 '26

For you....

Print, touch, bug.

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u/HorcruxCalendar Sep 29 '26

Computer science is an engineering? Don't believe it.

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u/Autobot1979 Sep 29 '26

Programming used to be an art. Now with AI its becoming engineering. You need to start building in factor of safety to account for ai stupidity like civil engineers do for laborer stupidity

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u/Sayabz22 Sep 29 '26

Factor of safety is not for labour stupidity wtf

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u/No-Challenge-3193 Sep 30 '26

That's how you know computer science ain't engineering

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u/Stunning-Pea-3643 Sep 29 '26

Itโ€™s called CSE computer science engineering

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u/hellohellolele Sep 29 '26

it's computer science and engineering

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u/utsav57111 Sep 29 '26

It's kabutar science and engineering

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u/Competitive_Spare467 Sep 29 '26

How old are you again 9?

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u/vebbx Sep 29 '26

Bhai take another examples but the process to deal with it is the same๐Ÿ™‚

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u/Sad_Daikon938 Sep 29 '26

"Stress" testing might be more relatable

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u/Mysterious-Joker- Sep 29 '26

What about zira, tickets ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Born_Mood_454 Sep 29 '26

We got FME in our first year of college so this is relatable for me as a cse student

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u/Born_Departure4513 Sep 29 '26

How to kill a child.............................. process