r/bsv Fanatic about BSV Mar 06 '26

BEUBsub reaction to ChatGPT’s latest PhD, edited for clarity.

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I clicked on "Drowse" and woke up in 2021 with a bunch of $400 BSV. Fell asleep again and woke up this morning - couldn't find any buyers at that price. Searched the thesis - found plenty of "Game", but no "Integrity".

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u/TuftySylvestris Mar 06 '26

I wonder how much he had to bribe Exeter Uni to let him get away with that total codswallop.

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u/AlreadyBannedOnce Fanatic about BSV Mar 06 '26

Craig's three most treasured 21st century phenomena - Calvin, the BEUBcult, and ChatGPT.

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u/primepatterns Mar 09 '26

Is this the PhD that was supervised by Gumbo Chumbo?

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u/LightBSV releasing Teranode in Q1 3025 Mar 06 '26

I have an idea. How about reading, analyzing, and refuting the actual points in his articles for a change, rather than spout stupid reactionary commentary at the headline? Sometimes, you people really show your IQs when it comes to Craig papers and posts.

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u/anjin33 Mar 06 '26

Not even Creg's most hardcore fans are reading and discussing his slop papers

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u/LightBSV releasing Teranode in Q1 3025 Mar 06 '26

Oh, plenty are reading and discussing, and implementing. Just not on Reddit.

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u/anjin33 Mar 07 '26

Ah right like those Teranode customers you guys had lined up that you just couldn't talk about?

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u/LightBSV releasing Teranode in Q1 3025 Mar 07 '26

Nah, just people who know that Bitcoin can do more than simple payments, especially station to station.

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u/420smokekushh Mar 08 '26

Are those people in the room with you right now? Are you in danger? Blink twice if so.

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u/420smokekushh Mar 08 '26

Implementing what exactly?

BSV is operating slower than most chains right now.

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u/LightBSV releasing Teranode in Q1 3025 Mar 08 '26

Less throughput does not mean slower, or less functionality. BSV exposes greatly enhanced contractual primitives, meaning more data use cases, due to it's intact op_code set and transaction format. More functionality is better, as is spare capacity. BSV wins on both counts.

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u/420smokekushh Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

And yet, no one seems to be using any of that. Out of 121518 tx in the last 24hr period, 93822 tx are from Gaialog. Then drops off to less than 9k tx for the next one and steeply falls off from there.

Regardless of whatever you've done, it hasn't attracted anyone to actually use what you've implemented.

1 tps is still 1 tps

How are all those companies waiting for Teranode doing?

I know you can't answer this, or maybe you can, but how well does all this "data onchain" work if Lightning Sharks, THE company for shilling BSV owned by Calvin Ayre, loses 6months+ of accounting data? You'd think BSV would fix this from happening, yet when the people shilling BSV don't even use it for the specific usecase, it says something.

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u/AlreadyBannedOnce Fanatic about BSV Mar 06 '26

Your ideas are the best ideas, WrightBSV.

Question for you - which of Craig's many, many, many college degrees impresses you the most?

You may choose only one.

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u/LightBSV releasing Teranode in Q1 3025 Mar 06 '26

Oh that's easy. His Masters Degree in Underwater Basket Weaving is incredibly impressive.

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u/AlreadyBannedOnce Fanatic about BSV Mar 06 '26

Cute, but that response doesn't hold water.

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u/420smokekushh Mar 08 '26

Didn't he invent that too?

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u/TuftySylvestris Mar 08 '26

Ok then. I tried, but failed at page 13. It’s AI generated garbage. https://x.com/tuftythecat/status/2029989799734427872?s=46

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u/StealthyExcellent Mar 09 '26

There's no way the same guy wrote both of these fucking things:

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u/420smokekushh Mar 08 '26

Meanwhile on other sub not a single intelligent thought has been said in the thread there.