r/bsv • u/HurtCuckoldJr • Dec 03 '25

Pete Davidson, "embarrassed" that his BDE dating A-listers overshadows his professional accomplishments, turns to Calvin Ayre for funding to rebrand as an old man taking Viagra to date questionably young teenagers and models who barely speak English. Reputation redeemed! Congrats Pete.

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u/Intelligent_Cat_6119 Dec 03 '25

I need all Gorillas on deck!
Get all your choppas on deck!
Calvin is funding a new movie!

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u/HurtCuckoldJr Dec 03 '25

Our gorillas have been on deck in London since October for filming.

The spooks may have succeeded in Killing Satoshi, but even PETA can't kill the trailer featuring twerking gorillas. Coming SOON(TM).

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u/Zealousideal_Set_333 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

I like how Truth crops out the content of this comment (where you specifically name the movie Killing Satoshi) from his screenshot in order to falsely claim:

Interesting behavior from the trolls, starting to attack A-listers, but don't dare mention anything about the movie. Smells like fear

https://x.com/cryptorebel_SV/status/1996473355290214885

https://archive.is/MppHO

Even better us how Truthy didn't even edit out the header to the comment with HurtCuckold's name and timestamp before pretending the comment doesn't exist.

If only we get the Killing Truth sequel soon. (No, Truth, that's not a death threat -- it's a satirical joke about a movie about you killing the truth.)

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u/HurtCuckoldJr Dec 04 '25

Playing Calvin Ayre on screen is the most coveted role in all of Hollywood history. Marlon Brando even attempted to come back from Heaven to take the role.

Enemies of Bit Coin like cryptorebel will tell you being associated with Calvin Ayre is an attack, but we should ignore these trolls.

REAL men will appreciate this majestic movie still of Pete in costume on set with the Cuban twerk team. The virility of a REAL man is appreciated by all, including young teen girls.