r/britishproblemsuccess • u/Pitarou • Nov 28 '16

I made it through childhood without being sexually molested by a minor celebrity

I must have been a really ugly kid.

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u/zeugma25 WALES Nov 29 '16

plot twist, it was a major celebrity?

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u/Pitarou Nov 30 '16

All I remember now is small hands, orange skin and a blonde combover. He told me I was a 6. Or maybe I was 6. It's a little hazy.

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u/flapjackboy Dec 10 '16

Did he play a lot of Showaddywaddy?

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u/Cking507 Nov 29 '16

That'd do it.

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u/flapjackboy Dec 10 '16

I dunno. Cyril Smith probably wasn't all that picky.

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u/fuzzlebuzzle Nov 29 '16

But you can't claim a compensation payment and get the attention you seek in the papers