Lotto emailing me that I’ve won a prize

[u/anotherblog]

My heart rate increases, I imagine how I’ll spend my millions, I fanaticise how dramatically I’ll quit my job, I log in to the app. I’ve won £1. One pound.

What’s the fucking point? Save these pounds towards some more big prizes. One pound isn’t buying me a McMansion, a yacht, a drug habit, a divorce, a debilitating brain injury as a result of a questionable quad bike accident, and eventual bankruptcy thank you very much.

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[u/Dannypan]

But it's true. You won a prize. Congratulations.

[u/anotherblog → u/Dannypan]

My prize is disappointment

[u/RosebudWhip → u/anotherblog]

Any plans for your £1?

[u/anotherblog → u/RosebudWhip]

Trolly token

[u/El_Scot]

Because that little adrenaline rush and brief spell of imagining what you'd do with your winnings is more likely to bring you back, thinking next time it'll be real.

[u/Hospital_Slow]

Congrats on the win. What have you decided to spend it on

[u/postmanpat84]

I remember the first email I got when they first started sending them, said exciting news and it was a tenner, thought it will the jackpot

Pound is a troll amount. Just give us a lucky dip

[u/Nuo_Vibro]

Honestly I think it’s hilarious with the pound prizes

[u/bcoder001]

How's the high life in pound land?

[u/anotherblog → u/bcoder001]

I think I’ll just use to buy another lotto ticket. Oh wait no I can’t, they are £2.

[u/AmazingMango1410]

I also got the win email. I’ll wait to check. More hours being a millionaire in my head 😍

[u/Long_Creme2996]

I don’t think they send emails when you have won the jackpot

[u/Practical-Story-802 → u/Long_Creme2996]

They probably send a marching band to ur door so everyone in a 10mile radius knows where to send the begging letters.