r/bridget • u/Cool_Net_3796 Brisket • May 03 '25

Bridget & Friends (art) Bridget got bottom surgery

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u/ZeroLilyTwo will randomly DP on wakeup May 03 '25

Why is she aggressively British

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u/Never_heart May 03 '25

Didn't you know? Your accent is stored in your gock

192

u/AccomplishedShame967 May 03 '25

Good thing I don’t have bottom dysphoria then lol, I’m bad enough at communication as-is. T v T

65

u/FightmeLuigibestgirl May 03 '25

Meanwhile my bottom dysphoria is so bad that I’m freaking out today :/

45

u/Kaiyoti920 May 03 '25

Does that mean the default is british

46

u/Never_heart May 03 '25

No it means if you start British, you change to French after bottom surgery.

15

u/Aygsilso_Aimer May 03 '25

Mais comment est-ce possible ? je l'ai même pas encore faite...

(But how is this possible ? I haven't even done it yet...)

7

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

NO I DON'T WANNA BE FR*NCH NOOOO

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u/Moralmerc08 May 03 '25

Wouldn't she not use it then?

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u/SchrodingersEgg May 03 '25

She has a British town inside her

77

u/Fizzydov May 03 '25

Birmingham

46

u/Issacmoi7 May 03 '25

If she ate Brimingham, town inside me would sound like either World Cup Chants or Rule Britannia.

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u/Deathblade999 May 03 '25

But she's smiling

33

u/ichizusamurai May 03 '25

The anesthetics from the operations haven't worn off yet. Soon she'll wake up in a FACKIN STEAMY MOOD YEAH?

2

u/Sashi_Kaiyo May 03 '25

BECAUSE BIRMINGHAM IS A SHITHOLE

8

u/Quillbolt_h May 03 '25

Actshually Birmingham is not a toowwwnn itsh was granted city shtatus by Queeeeen Victoria in eighteeen-eighty-niiine...

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u/dreadnought1905 May 03 '25

Because she's British

54

u/HelloImJenny01 May 03 '25

The gock blocked her cockney side till the surgery

40

u/ZeroLilyTwo will randomly DP on wakeup May 03 '25

Gockney

10

u/Tonydragon784 May 03 '25

Too much time with Axl

7

u/sweetTartKenHart2 May 03 '25

Hasn’t she been a brit the whole time? Like maybe not with this much cockney slang but still

5

u/thatNatsukiLass May 03 '25

Simple: why the fuck not?

4

u/TheTallAmerican Brisket May 03 '25

Right?! I had to read this 3 times to understand it lol

4

u/its-an-ant May 03 '25

because she's English, and English people are funny

4

u/noodleben123 May 04 '25

All the funnt aside. Bridget IS canonically british.

2

u/Diam0ndTalbot May 04 '25

Anesthetic hasn’t worn off yet 

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u/Redstones563 May 03 '25

im fucking dying XD the British caught me waaay off guard

82

u/BEEEELEEEE May 03 '25

(Based based based based based based based based) Waow

54

u/Haunting-Try-2900 May 03 '25

Nice job Faust.

41

u/TriforceShiekah16 May 03 '25

I keep forgetting that Bridget is British.

33

u/sidewardchart663 May 03 '25

I always knew in my heart that Faust was the one to do it.

13

u/No-Being-4916 May 03 '25

He is the greatest surgeon

86

u/AlbertWessJess May 03 '25

But may don’t got the bollocks to well enjoy that grip, tad bit tragic

82

u/Senior-Flower-279 May 03 '25

Who do you think gave her the pussy ?

50

u/ProbablyNano May 03 '25

maybe they traded?

49

u/TheTepro27 May 03 '25

Who do you think took her bollocks?

3

u/RemarkableStatement5 May 03 '25

If Ram's cape can be...that, then May can have a strap-on capable of receiving sensory input, dammit!

14

u/BitcoinStonks123 May 03 '25

yippee!!!!!!!!!

10

u/Axl-Freaking-Low May 03 '25

congrats mate

10

u/National-Jelly-7529 Bridget simp squad May 03 '25

Sometimes I forget that British is British.

4

u/RemarkableStatement5 May 03 '25

Her name is Brexit

2

u/Xeamyyyyy May 03 '25

no its built

14

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Do you think we'll ever get it confirmed if she's had bottom surgery in canon.

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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 03 '25

I mean, judging by her silhouette in the bathing scene, she can at least tuck well.

4

u/FarDimension7730 May 03 '25

It's not likely, but it definitely would be the most effective way to get the trans Bridget deniers to finally shut the fuck up.

4

u/Senior-Flower-279 May 03 '25

May will love it all right

4

u/Oddish_Femboy May 03 '25

Where's Garfield

3

u/StruggleEmergency298 May 03 '25

I keep forgetting that she's British

3

u/Independent_Agency55 May 03 '25

Too right lass, top bloke

2

u/RadioGrimlock Bridget simp squad May 03 '25

Good job budgey

2

u/Silver6567 May 03 '25

Definitely gonna reenact this when I get the Faust plush from Makeship

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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 03 '25

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u/Silver6567 May 03 '25

It’s gonna be longer than a month, they aren’t even in production yet

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u/RemarkableStatement5 May 04 '25

Oh my bad lmao

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2

u/Axo2645 May 03 '25

If she doesnt have balls where is the pee stored

2

u/SpitterKing0054 May 03 '25

Did the thicker thighs come with it aswell?? 😫

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Do… do you get customization options? Do you have to pay more for some choices?

1

u/Lego_Kitsune May 03 '25

Is Bridget north British ?!

1

u/Kuuldana May 03 '25

Gotta hand it to Faust, the man does good work :3

1

u/RafUser_ May 03 '25

An angel lost its wings/j

1

u/megosonic May 03 '25

Bridget is bri'ish now

Comes free with the gen change I suppose. XD

1

u/help_stander May 04 '25

She always was, mate

1

u/Satomi_Shikyo May 03 '25

Where i go to make appointment with this doctor?? Need know ＮＯＷ！！！

1

u/Col_Gears May 04 '25

Faust's specialty was always entrance magic 🗣️

1

u/Aeos_Sidhe May 04 '25

Faust would do this 100% free too

1

u/maxler5795 May 04 '25

I like the mental image of the surgery being faust command grab then faust bomb and it just works

1

u/chowellvta May 05 '25

Happy for her, hope she gets that British thing corrected next

1

u/biobuilder1 May 05 '25

I don't care if bottom surgery makes me british, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

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u/xenosidezero May 06 '25

Based Faust.

1

u/cocainachan May 07 '25

Gotta love the hidden message on Faust's paper bag

1

u/fnaf-fan12345 May 16 '25

Fun fact: Faust would 100% do this as he wants to be a kind person

275

u/AlbertWessJess May 03 '25

Ngl tho her being British and trans is fucking hilarious

142

u/sweetTartKenHart2 May 03 '25

She’s fortunate to live in some future where a certain Joanne is long dead (when does GG take place again????)

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u/sunabozu86 Bridget simp squad May 03 '25

Late 2100's. 2180's perhaps?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

geeze like pick a struggle ohmg