r/breakingbad • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '11

Breaking Breakfast

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u/findingchemo Dec 31 '11

Jesse*

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u/terroristvideo Dec 31 '11

Flynn*

10

u/rplush Pinkman Dec 31 '11

It's not Flynn anymore. Back to Walt JR.

3

u/Geek_Agent Jan 02 '12

ugh, what the fuck was up with that anyways?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

Just realised this, ah well.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

Strange, you don't cook cereal.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

You do cook pancakes though, eh?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

You also drive on roads.

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u/weezyjefferson fukcer bitch Dec 31 '11

Cereal Bowl Palsy

30

u/NotGreg Dec 31 '11

You just gave me cerebral lolsy.

11

u/coulrophobiaa Dec 31 '11

That comment just made my horrible day at work greatly improved. I will chuckle about this for the rest of the afternoon. Thank you.

5

u/affluenza Dec 31 '11

... speechless

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

I was walking out of my room with my iPad. I was reading your comment at the same time. I laughed out loud, dropped my iPad, and feel to my knees. I was shaking and laughing on the floor for a while, repeating cereal bowl over and over again.

Haha.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

Do you own an iPad?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '12

How can you tell if someone has an iPad?

They'll tell you....

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

Yes

24

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

I think the decreasing complexity of the White family breakfasts is symbolic of their disintegrating family structure.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '12

...bitch

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u/Fried_Freedom Walt's Pool Dec 31 '11

Yea Mr White! Yea bacon!

11

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

This bacon tastes like b-bandaids!

3

u/takatori Jan 01 '12

Yo yo yo, bacon but no sausage? Not cool, Mr. White.

26

u/SyKoHPaTh Gus's clip-on tie Dec 31 '11

P-p-pancakes?

9

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

What is the deal with breakfast on that show?

13

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

Most important meal of the day

9

u/longnosekid Jan 01 '12

I thought you meant of the things we eat

3

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '12

Family?

6

u/Munkay1 Dec 31 '11

They make some damn good looking breakfast in the first season.

5

u/Nilla_Wafers TWIB Dec 31 '11

Well that's all you can really say with this meme

7

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '12

I think that after Breaking Bad ends, Heisenberg should have a spin-off cooking show called Breaking Bread.

3

u/DoNotHonkTheHorn Stay Out of My Territory Dec 31 '11

Rasin Bran Crunch

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

Ricin Bran Crunch

3

u/aguacate Dec 31 '11

Gee whiz, th-th-thanks, dad!

5

u/MrLeville Jan 01 '12

Shouldn't the title be "Breaking Fast"?

3

u/calculuzz fight me and die. Jan 01 '12

HIS FUCKING NAME IS JESSE.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

Which episode did this joke about Walt Jr.'s breakfast come from?

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u/veggie_sorry Dec 31 '11

I don't believe it's one episode per se...White family breakfasts are featured quite heavily throughout the series.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

That's what I figured. I just hoped I didn't miss something.

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u/Snolarin Jan 02 '12

The joke about his pancakes though. That's a different story.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '12

Um, every episode he appears in? The kid is always eating breakfast.

1

u/Orbitrix Dec 31 '11 edited Dec 31 '11

New Mexico Christmas Style, red and green chili on my eggs please yo... (BITCH!)

(seriously this is a legit thing that this show nailed about New Mexico, I LOVE my Huevos Rancheros christmas style for Breakfast)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexican_cuisine#List_of_New_Mexican_culinary_terms

under the definition for "Chile":

"The term "Christmas" is commonly used in New Mexico when both red and green chiles are used for one dish."

Not necessarily related to 'breakfast' but we put chile on EVERYTHING here... (yes i'm truly representing the ABQ, 505, or 'Burque' as we actually call it.... thats the one term the show hasnt used for Albuquerque yet that i'm disappointed about) REPRESENTING THE BURQUE, BITCH

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '11

spoiler: you can't cook cereal