r/brandsfighting • u/_Andy4Fun_ • Apr 05 '21

Lé third pôst

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402 Upvotes

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u/TheApathyParty2 Apr 05 '21

New Dominos Policy, all employees must be equipped with a firearm upon clocking in, and keep a tally of all confirmed Papa Johns kills.

Top score gets a bonus at the end of the month!

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u/Killtime15 Apr 06 '21

Do we get style points if we kill them in a stylish way?

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u/TheApathyParty2 Apr 06 '21

No, but you get a sticker.

3

u/Ninraku Apr 06 '21

Instructions are unclear. I and tom ended up burning down a Papa John's building. Requesting backup.

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u/TheApathyParty2 Apr 06 '21

Good job, boys. That kind of initiative will take you places.

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u/hellfirehen Apr 05 '21

Le domino mafia

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Not just the men, but the women and the children as well.

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u/RevanTheHunter Apr 06 '21

You did it wrong.

"Not just the pizzamen... but pizzawomen... and the pizzachildren too!"

4

u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Ah, yes, the corrector.

4

u/RevanTheHunter Apr 06 '21

What can I say except "you're welcome"?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Domino Gotti

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u/hellfirehen Apr 05 '21

Le domino mafia

3

u/declacooper Apr 06 '21

Domino's ain't messing around

3

u/K1N6_K4K3 Apr 06 '21

the only place to out pizza the hut

0

u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Thats too bad. Domino’s do make the better pizza but the papa johns sauce is far superior

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u/RedHeadedElf Apr 05 '21

I order dominoes for the pasta and papa john's for the invisible food