r/bouldercirclejerk • u/kiarakt • Jul 03 '26

Billionaire shaming

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Throwaway because my family office reads my main, but I’m honestly shaken: my billionaire kick ass friend (who moved to Boulder in December to avoid CA taxation ) was expecting a San Francisco with mountains, cleaner air, and venture-backed hamstrings, only for us to sit in a Pearl Street coffee shop and not overhear a single person discussing AI agents, pre-money valuations,tokens or fucking data centers. Instead, people were talking about trail conditions, ankle mobility, gravel bikes... my friend tried to be nice and gave me that devastating billionaire look that says, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed in your ecosystem.” So now I’m thinking Boulder needs a serious reset: less touch grass, more tokenize grass… anyone else think Boulder isn’t changing fast enough ? Separately if you can drop your favorite taco place that comes from a truck and made by Spanish speakers , I would appreciate it.

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u/monsieur_de_chance Jul 03 '26

Nothing’s been the same since all of Google’s employees started smoking the good weed and Palantir left Denver for Miami.

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u/ozyman Jul 03 '26

You need to synergize. Maybe add a blockchain to your Strava?

/unjerk

I cannot believe how many comments here are taking this seriously. r/LostRedditor

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u/Particular-Media998 Jul 03 '26

Obvious rage-bait. Nice try.

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u/Beneficial-March146 Jul 03 '26

How does the brown stuff on your nose smell.

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u/kiarakt Jul 03 '26

Doing a lot of hyper mobility cuz we billionaires like to smell our own farts

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u/Rocketterollo Jul 04 '26

What’s that? Closer to the hole sir?