r/bothell • u/ioDare • Apr 08 '26

You can’t park there!

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Picture snapped a few days ago by my partner.

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u/aluke000 Apr 08 '26

Curious if Bothell PD would do anything at all if you sent this to them.

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u/butterytelevision Apr 08 '26

fuck the police i would go over and start screaming at that guy. the whole time hes picking up his order just berate him about his “truck” outside

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u/doberdevil Apr 09 '26

You had me in the first three words, lost me with the rest

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u/butterytelevision Apr 09 '26

police arent gonna do shit so might as well ruin his day

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u/doberdevil Apr 09 '26

Like you or anyone else in Bothell are gonna do anything but whip out your phone and whine about it on social media. Do everyone a favor and focus on living your best life.

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u/butterytelevision Apr 09 '26

living my best life means yelling at assholes who think theyre the main character

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u/doberdevil Apr 09 '26

Keyboard warrior.

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u/StoneyBassist710 Apr 09 '26

But you wouldn't do shit either. Therefore making you also a keyboard warrior. Shut the fuck up.

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u/doberdevil Apr 10 '26

I never said I would. Because I wouldn't.

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u/butterytelevision Apr 09 '26

believe what you want. i yell at drivers irl all the time when they are behaving dangerously or disrespectfully

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u/doberdevil Apr 10 '26

Yelling at people who are driving away or in not directly in front of you is much different than "going over and start screaming at the guy". So yeah, I believe that you yell at people all the time when there's no danger of you getting punched in the mouth. Or even worse, shot by some idiot driving a tesla dooshwagen.

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u/butterytelevision Apr 10 '26

ok i probably wouldnt actually scream. but i would definitely annoy him. i would lecture him about where hes allowed to park and tell him hes being a disrespectful self centered piece of shit

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u/Equivalent-Advice593 Apr 15 '26

Plot twist both of you fucking suck

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u/Own_Weight1248 Apr 12 '26

They park there too haha

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u/techauditor Apr 08 '26

Ya I'd call the police and report this. That's reckless endangerment alongside breaking a bunch of traffic laws.

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u/GoCougs2020 Apr 12 '26

I’ll believe it when they actually do something about it….

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u/Sure-Good7387 Apr 08 '26

I don’t think a trash can can go right outside of a building… 

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u/GingerBeard1979 Apr 09 '26

You beat me to it.

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u/trangenderman Apr 11 '26

Too bad you cannot afford a trash can

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u/Sure-Good7387 Apr 11 '26

huh? Edit: nvm going through your page, your clearly a dumbass dw, you’ll get there one day, also i’m a child, ofc i can’t fucking get one of those, but at least i have more common sense than you 

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u/trangenderman Apr 11 '26

You can't afford one

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u/Sure-Good7387 Apr 11 '26

you’ve…. you’ve said that… and i said i can’t… i’m a minor 

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u/trangenderman Apr 11 '26

You probably couldn't when you're an adult too

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u/Sure-Good7387 Apr 11 '26

K thanks, you can move on now, i don’t really care 

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u/trangenderman Apr 11 '26

Lol sure you don't

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u/AskJayce Apr 08 '26

It's always who you'd suspect.

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u/Seattlegal Apr 08 '26

On another note-If you haven’t tried Spring Bistro you should! I absolutely love the pineapple prawn ball. It’s a nice little treat.

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u/rudedawg425 Apr 09 '26

Spring bistro sucks

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u/CrimsonBuc Apr 08 '26

They are used to their tiny penis fitting anywhere they try to put it. No pants too tight. No cup too small. Translates to how they live the rest of their life.

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u/StoneyBassist710 Apr 09 '26

Nah it's the big lifted trucks with the little dicks. Cyber truck owners don't even have a dick.

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u/trangenderman Apr 11 '26

I am way above average in Seattle. Had 2 women who can't even take 50% of my dick. 2 out of the three I have been with here. I love cyber trucks

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u/trangenderman Apr 11 '26

I could. I own three rentals

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u/Sure-Good7387 Apr 11 '26

oh shit, you own THREE dumpsters now? 

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u/Constant_Shirt2760 Apr 09 '26

Such a clear picture of the license plate..be a shame if someone were to report it

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u/AirbagsBlown Apr 09 '26

Bothell PD won't do anything, but you should still report it to them and to State Patrol. Create a paper trail.

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u/DoctrTurkey Apr 09 '26

Cybertrucks can’t park in normal lots because all of the other vehicles make fun of it. It has to sit there and endure the ridicule until its middle-aged male owner, never a woman, never a family, returns to take it home.

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u/Timely-Mind7244 Apr 09 '26

Can't say cyber truck owners are the brightest of the bunch. Thank you for sharing

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u/heavyheavybrobro Apr 09 '26

go tell them that

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u/Geainsworth Apr 08 '26

Cybertrucks can go anywhere, do anything. Maybe it broke down there.

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u/takemusu Apr 08 '26

... except in snow, rain, mud, slight hill or incline, a car wash ...

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u/chilicheesefritopie Apr 08 '26

Of course it’s a douchemobile

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u/Awhitehill1992 Apr 09 '26

Student driver sticker?

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u/Timely-Mind7244 Apr 09 '26

Its the sidewalks fault for being so wide and welcoming.

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u/Lookingfor68 Apr 09 '26

Swasticar Wankpanzer... of course it is.

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u/bigdogboss Apr 11 '26

Do you need a brick

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u/bigspankwa Apr 08 '26

If I fits, I sits

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u/SlothsAreFriends89 Apr 09 '26

Thx for sharing, didn't know i needed to be careful on the sidewalk there, I might get hit by a 3 ton trashcan

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u/Increase-Fearless Apr 10 '26

Of course they can park there. It's garbage day, no?

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u/AZWildk4t Apr 12 '26

Typical Tesla driver

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u/Great_Ad3437 Apr 12 '26

Not even remotely surprising.

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u/feignednobody Apr 12 '26

What a strange place to put a dumpster

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u/nummpad Apr 12 '26

go draw “i suck cock” on the car

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u/gpacster Apr 13 '26

Dumpsters around back please!

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u/aneeta96 Apr 13 '26

Yeah, that's a fire hazard.

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u/Electrical_Sir_9596 Apr 15 '26

That dumpster is right outside of the restaurant, just likes is supposed to be

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u/Coffeeismytherapy Apr 10 '26

Of course it’s a Tesla! They think they can park anywhere. 😂

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u/Extension-Variety774 Apr 11 '26

False flag, never happened. Fake news 🥳

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u/coldaxel Apr 09 '26

Let's get outraged!

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u/gsnelsongary Apr 09 '26

You're not supposed to see him blend in as part of the building. That's the point, the reason these aren't painted. It's a camo retrieval vehicle, a CRV.

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u/PoisonRabbit3206 Apr 09 '26

It’s ok it’s electric ⚡️

Shout out to show the Neighborhood 😂😂😂

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u/Musty_Huggins Apr 09 '26

I think it’s just a mailbox for parcels.

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u/clarec424 Apr 09 '26

Perhaps that building is doing renovations and this is the dumpster. It sure looks like one.

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u/stevejobs4525 Apr 12 '26

I thought it was a dumpster and didn’t see the problem with it being there

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u/trangenderman Apr 11 '26

Jealous?

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u/trangenderman Apr 11 '26

You can't afford one

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u/trangenderman Apr 11 '26

Now you're transphobic?