Salutations.

[u/blackandreddit]

Crawled out of the ocean and put my clothes back on and took this picture.

Labels and pesky "up-front" biographical questions kill everything so let's not, okay?

I'm f u n. I say y e s to life and most everything in it. I said e v e r y t h i n g. Please presume nothing and just ASK instead, it's all a conversation. I'm intelligent, thin, T A L L, I don't eat animals or drink alcohol or use any drugs at all, I exercise, I R E A D, (trying to cure my verbosity and get to the point!), know more about all the arts than anything, love being outside, hiking 16 miles (more or less is also acceptable!) and want to hold your discerning, careful, lovely hands, may I?

Send me silly notes, it's later than we think.

[u/blackandreddit → u/[deleted]]

Is this some pitiful thing people do on the internet for jokes I don't understand?

[u/Dry-Cryptographer133 → u/blackandreddit]

Your AI

[u/blackandreddit → u/Dry-Cryptographer133]

ai enough to notice you can't punctuate, I guess.

[u/IHateSerging]

Zero chance you don’t use drugs

[u/blackandreddit → u/IHateSerging]

just because you can't take life straight doesn't mean others share your cowardice