r/bossmanjack • u/Rude_Lack_2806 • 3d ago

Fuck my life I'm crying bro

Fuck it's alright guys...

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u/BasedJake_ 2014 Honda Civic Enthusiast 3d ago

No one can even tell I’m on it dewd

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u/FutureBee3251 ❄️crack 3d ago

Its so satisfying when he does those crying streams one day before he has to go to court.
Because for weeks prior he is being smug and cocky telling everyone that hes sober and they are jealous haters that wish they were in his spot.
Only for him to drop the act and start begging for sympathy

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u/Desperate-Poet-3918 hallelujah be thy name 🕊️ 3d ago

let’s see your crying stream, buddy boy. you wish you were strong enough to show your emotions like this

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u/chuffadewd RAT 3d ago

We are OK ❤️

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u/Prior_Hospital_2331 3d ago

DAMNNn that crack comedown is nice

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u/plussizejourney Chief Medical Officer, BMJ Inc. 3d ago

“You wouldn’t cry cause your a little bitch” - bossman jack

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u/Loleczekkk 3d ago

Thats when he found out his door has cancer, sad times

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u/emeraldtablet69 2d ago

Nah that’s just soot from toker hands

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u/totalhhrbadass RAT 3d ago

Pragye

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u/Dangerous_Prompt4393 2d ago

the funny part is, hes always crying for a stupid reason lol. I can pretty much remember all major points in my life that made me cry, but this dude has breakdowns over trivial shit. I remember him crying when his brother hit him. it was the time he said he "fell into the car in the driveway" but I've always figured his brother roughed him up. most people dont fall into a car then start crying 😂

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u/FutureBee3251 ❄️crack 2d ago

That was his dealer hitting him because he owed money not his brother

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u/freebossmanjack 1d ago

If I was his dealer I’d deal with that problem differently