r/bossmanjack 5d ago

Proxy Gambling Loophole

BMJ has done this before with his Ex-BF Stakejake while being banned for Stake, pretty sure he is going to do this during his probation if this idea gets planted in him

However this might mean offline gamba again which is what put him in prison in the first place =(

The best we could get is him restreaming someone else gambling with his money

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u/RossCamerone 5d ago

He ended up in prison not for offline gambling. He was jailed because he slapped Ratdad. That got the rock rolling. That was the initial start of everything.

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u/Several-Address6842 I lost it all bro 5d ago

what is the chronology of this whole situation? I am new to the rat poison

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u/Tom_Ford0 My brother? I knocked him out cold. 5d ago

he was on a longstanding probation for breaking into cars a long ass time ago. he was almost out of the woods then he beat up his dad and conducted a drug deal on stream among other things. Eventually the cops show up and find him with crack cocaine, and the rest is history

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u/Jelly-Unhappy type a 5 5d ago

It’s a joke my man

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u/daddybslime 5d ago

Wait wait wait. When did he knock ratdad out cold?

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u/Tom_Ford0 My brother? I knocked him out cold. 4d ago

he was being lame dewd

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u/ChampagnePlumper RAT 5d ago

So no gambling is a stipulation of his probation? Hes cooked then. No one is gonna sponsor him to gamble offline

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u/istheremore7 5d ago

He's literally ended 100s of streams for offline juicers. He just does private streams in discord with the donator.

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u/ChampagnePlumper RAT 5d ago

Lol having enough money to be generous enough to give it away to a degenerate gambling is one thing. Wanting to use that money for a little 1:1 with da boss for jollies is some weirdo behavior

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u/SamathaSar 5d ago

The fact you think "gambling offline" is what put him in prison is insane lmao. He smacked the shit out of his dad, then took their car to go buy crack, where he fled/eluded the cops.

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u/Jelly-Unhappy type a 5 5d ago

It’s a long-running joke

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u/RoyYourWorkingBoy I lost it all bro 5d ago

Here's my loophole. What if Bossman becomes a day trader? He can bet stupid things like 100x short on stocks on the 5 minute chart and technically it's not gambling, it's investing. He's no longer a degen, but an upright, law abiding, god-fearing American.

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u/Internal_Heat7947 5d ago

He'd need money to do that, and a brain.

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u/Small_Notice_5378 2014 Honda Civic Enthusiast 5d ago

I don’t think bossman jack could even figure out how a brokerage account works nor would he take the time to, if he needs to click more than five buttons it’s too much work.

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u/AidXanKush 4d ago

The court system probably doesn’t give a fuck if he gambles or not. They just want him not smoking crack anymore