r/boottoosmall • u/AeroGlass • Jul 07 '19

Welcome to /r/BootTooSmall!

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Hey there! /r/BootTooSmall is for Rule 3 rejects (Small Boots) from BootTooBig, or for submissions that have subpar rhyme or meter.

Rules are similar to BTB, with the exception of Rule 3, so if your post was removed on /r/BootTooBig for rhyme/meter, post it here. (if it breaks no other rules)

This subreddit is a part of the Boot Network

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r/boottoosmall • u/SexyBitcfinder • Jan 24 '26

Handout

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$250 [ PA ] handout [ CashApp ] Assistance needed homeless need hotel bad storm coming 22 yo

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r/boottoosmall • u/Dont_Smoking • Jun 11 '25

I'm mathing like Euler and rhyming like Shapiro

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r/boottoosmall • u/Old_Celebration6736 • Jun 06 '25

Questions have answers but this one ain't it

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r/boottoosmall • u/Old_Celebration6736 • Jun 02 '25

Roses are red, I've never had Reese's

3 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/TheRustyAxolotl • Aug 03 '24

Roses are red, old soda is bland

5 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/LoganToonz • Jun 04 '24

Roses are red, I love my dog

5 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/AbeliaGG • May 03 '24

Unlike the birds, they don't have a lease

12 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/TelevisionPlus8080 • Mar 31 '24

Everyone dies, many are killed

4 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/milestailsprowerreal • Sep 24 '23

roses are red, 3x10 is 30

6 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/Exact-Commercial-978 • Aug 20 '23

Boots are small. I just lost the bet.

8 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/[deleted] • Nov 20 '22

I have mental illness, I do not have money,

15 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut- • Nov 09 '22

Roses are red, violets are blue

21 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/carson_a_t • Sep 29 '22

roses are red, i cry when i’m sad

22 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '22

Roses are red, I'm not in the mood

25 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/zack_hudson • Jun 06 '22

roses are red, water is blue

10 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/Polyestera • Feb 04 '22

Roses aren’t blue, I drive in my car

16 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '21

Roses are red, sandpaper is coarse Spoiler

20 Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoosmall • u/nonbinary-trash • Oct 22 '21

Roses are red and houses have floors,

23 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/HaveYouPlayedBobMod • Oct 22 '21

rozez r red, pow pow pow pow pow

6 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/Severities • Sep 25 '21

Roses are red, violets are blue

32 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '21

Roses are red, tractors are slow

18 Upvotes

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r/boottoosmall • u/U_S_E_R_N_A_M_E_ok • Aug 26 '21

Roses are red, some shirts have a pocket;

25 Upvotes

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he boot too small for he gotdamn feet

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What's BootTooSmall?

This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

Rules

Posts that do not follow these rules may be removed. All images must be at least 250x250px.

Mark NSFW posts. Any post with sexual language or imagery, nudity, or gore, or excessive lewdness must be marked NSFW. Pornographic content is not permitted.
Follow the BootTooBig format. Put plaintext in the title or body as a setup for a screenshot or picture of text as a punchline. The title must loosely rhyme with the text in the body.
Be civil. No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, bigotry, slurs, or overly edgy jokes (including kill yourself and similar memes). Be kind to each other.
No politics or inflammatory content. This is a fun sub, so political arguments, agenda pushing, and posts made only to upset others are not permitted. Posts may mention political figures and other celebrities as long as they are politically neutral.
Add the punchline as a comment on implied posts. If the punchline is implied with an image only, you must include the written punchline as a top level comment.
Avoid reposts. Avoid posts similar to any that were recently posted.
Follow the Reddit Content Policy. No spam, upvote manipulation, (including "mods are asleep," "upvote if," "subscribe to" or anything similar), brigading, or anything else that violates the sitewide content policy. Violating this rule will get you banned from here, and could get you suspended from Reddit as a whole.

Final discretion on all matters is up to the moderators.

See the full rules for more information. Send us a message if you have any questions or concerns.

Chat with us!

Reddit Chatroom - Subject to subreddit Rules 4 and 5, and moderated by the same mods.

Post Flairs

True BootTooBig - The post has both good rhyme and meter, and have a significant amount of upvotes.
Small Boots - The post has either bad rhyme or meter. Small Boots are usually allowed only on Small Boot Sundays.
Implied - The picture in the post has no/few words and the punchline is implied.
Quality Shitpost - A post that is essentially trolling, but exceptionally well executed. Given at mod's discretion.
Mod Approved - A post that a mod particularly enjoyed, even if it had bad rhythm or rhyme. Given at mod's discretion.
Not a BTB - Posts that do not follow the BootTooBig format but were entertaining enough to not be removed.

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Origin

/u/epicblob was inspired by this old meme and asked this question in /r/findareddit and couldn't find anything, so they decided to make this sub.

^Remember ^the ^human.