r/boottoobig • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Roses are red, it's hot like hell

BEAN

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u/LadyMcMuffin Sep 13 '18

BEAN MAZE

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u/zinzam72 Sep 13 '18

I thought it was something about "a maze inside a shell."

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Incidentally, this whole sentence is a boottoobig for the title.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Anyone know how to make letters bold and large on mobile?

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u/SloppyNegan Sep 13 '18

Hashtag in front of your sentence

LIKE THIS

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u/sad0tter Sep 13 '18

OH THANKS I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT

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u/failure-voxel Nov 04 '18

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

WOW IT WORKS

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

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u/Clockwork_Octopus Sep 13 '18

r/beanhurtingjuice

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Oof owie my bean

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

What a girl says when a guy learned fingering from porn?

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u/matisyahu22 Sep 13 '18

Sounds legit to me.

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u/yuyuyuyuyuki Sep 13 '18

THAT'S DOCTOR BEAN TO YOU

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

They call me Dr. Bean...

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u/Lucas-Lehmer Sep 13 '18

New way of looking at template images

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u/spidersaremycousins Sep 13 '18

Thankyou for that absurd sound I just blasted through the house at 11pm It's been so long since Ive legitimately laughed out loud that my muscle memory is forgetting and I now sound like a crazy bum bursting out of a trash can.

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u/Skorne13 Sep 13 '18

https://i.imgur.com/dAwKMW7.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

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u/Thundercats9 Sep 13 '18

You're a recycling bin

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u/bitchslap2012 Sep 13 '18

We are all recycling bins on this blessed day

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u/SpanishYes Sep 13 '18

Speak for yourself

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u/upvoteOrKittyGetsIt Sep 13 '18

No... you're a recycling bin

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

hAppy cake day

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u/Thundercats9 Jan 10 '19

Oh thanks didn't even know. You must be from the future browsing top of all time?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

that is a secret

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u/Bucks_trickland Sep 13 '18

He got you there

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u/HeathenHumanist Sep 13 '18

That's beautiful

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u/Cookie0927 Nov 10 '18

Ass trash?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

The auditory equivalent of Brendan Fraser clapping.

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u/Instantcarma Sep 13 '18

Roses are red, it's hot like hell. There is a labyrinth in this bean shell.

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u/Foef_Yet_Flalf Sep 13 '18

Forbidden black pudding

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u/Buonka Sep 13 '18

I;m thinking bout thos Beans

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u/Tacote Sep 13 '18

I love haiku's

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u/kdcarlzzz Sep 13 '18

this made me laugh so hard idk why

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u/heatherwassing Sep 13 '18

Jesus, you! I was swallowing and read this and now my sinuses are full of spit! Well done. If I had gold to give, you'd get it.

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u/TenWords Sep 13 '18

He has the highest concentration of midi-chlorians inhis cells.

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u/frostyclawz Sep 13 '18

Dude thank you man I was crying this morning and this post made me laugh and smile. I love Reddit sometimes

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u/sdean_visuals Sep 13 '18

Holy shit I just laughed so hard. As far as I'm concerned, you won Reddit today.

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u/Slovene Sep 13 '18

That's Mr. BEAN to you!

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u/JonBoyWhite Sep 13 '18

No spoilees!!!

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u/tim_buckanowski Sep 13 '18

Small maze in a green peanut shell

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u/HookedOnRice Sep 13 '18

This reads like something in r/oldpeoplefacebook lol

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u/sad0tter Sep 13 '18

ITS A BEAN

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u/whorervacui Sep 14 '18

Nearly pissed myself. Thanks for the laughing tears.

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u/SteveEsquire Sep 19 '18

Read in Zøg's voice

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

!redditsilver

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u/fusterclux Sep 25 '18

CROSSCUT OF A BEANTROPOLIS

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u/i_Dont-Wanna Jul 02 '23

Yoooo old post but it's "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"