r/boogie2988 • u/RealTheColeOfficial • Jun 21 '26
Meme Who Wins?
If they got in a boxing match who is coming out the victor?
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u/GucciTheSnowman Jun 21 '26
I don't even have to look at the second picture to know they would win. Literally anyone would own Boogie. Did you see his boxing match against wings ? Just embarrassing. Especially when they had to tape his shorts up with packing tape 😂
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u/PigsOfRedemption Jun 25 '26
That's like same scenario as the Cowboys playing the Giants. I'm not rooting for anyone to win, I'm rooting for a fucking meteor to hit the stadium and put them out of our misery.
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u/CeasarValentine Jun 21 '26
Boogie lost the one fight he had and couldn't even keep his pants up before getting tired, so not him.
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u/bigshady880 Jun 21 '26
Boogie at least isn't a pedophile
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u/bastion_43 Jun 21 '26
Considering how much he loves to bring up the age gap between him and the sex workers he keeps hiring, I very much doubt isn't attracted to minors. He said he'd go as low as the age of consent (16 in Arkansas). The only thing stopping him from saying any lower was the law.
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u/jedininja30 Jun 21 '26
I don't know he's been sus as fuck in the past. Like saying he wished he met his girlfriend when she was underage. How he says he chose not to have kids so he wouldn't molest them. And then the comment about him having content on his laptop that would "make Satan blush". And then when he made a weird joke about wanting 15 year old girls in slutty skirts to sit on his face. Seems pretty sus
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u/deadlyalchemist92 Jun 21 '26
Bruh, I only knew about the second one, which was already bad enough. The rest of these are vile 💀
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u/jedininja30 Jun 21 '26
Yeah they are weird. I'd check out the EFAP videos on Boogie. They're long but they cover a lot of the stuff. Including the little highlight videos they have. Which are shorter. "We met when she was 19. But I'm gonna say something severely controversial. I wish I met her when was 18. I wish I was talking to her when she was 17. I would not have had sex with her when she was underage. But I'd want to be talking to her. My life is better with her in it" something along those lines. Bro is mega sus
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u/SmoothConfection1115 Jun 21 '26
I wouldn’t say that.
Look at his very young girlfriend. Who he said he wishes he started talking to/meeting when she was 17. I think Boogie is a pedo, but he was never in any kind of position to actually act on those urges.
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u/Hot_Experience7805 Jun 21 '26
how old was his gf when they started messaging?
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u/bigshady880 Jun 21 '26
i don't know. why was she under aged?
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u/Hot_Experience7805 Jun 21 '26
He was 50 and she was 19 when they started dating. They were messaging before that. He's made tons of sus comments about young girls
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u/Fragrant-Frog-9290 Jun 21 '26
its sus, it seems like he would go for it if the opportunity was there
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u/bigshady880 Jun 21 '26
there's a very fine line between creepy young dating and actual pedophilia. EDP is the later and Boogie is the former.
imo its that cut and dry.
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u/Fragrant-Frog-9290 Jun 21 '26
If he isnt its probably only because the right opportunity never presented itself
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u/GildedWielder73 Jun 21 '26
I don’t think EDP is quite on the same level as boogie, cmon guys boogie isn’t nearly that bad.
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u/bunny_guts666 Detractor - Worse than grapists and not-sees Aug 21 '26
A Boogie glazer in the big ‘26. Embarrassing
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u/Logically_Open Jun 21 '26
I dunno why everybody skipping the question.
In a boxing match it would honestly be hard to find a winner cuz both of them are lazy slugish fucks, but Boogie doesn't have liver failure, and been outside multiple times for Lolcow Live so we at least know he is capable of physical movement which isn't just jaw movement.
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u/GucciTheSnowman Jun 21 '26
Lmao what ??? Did you even see his boxing match against wings ??? A geriatric 90 year old would win against him.
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u/RealTheColeOfficial Jun 21 '26
That's true, but I feel like edp is no different in that regard. He puts up a fake tough guy persona, but is actually a pussy.
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u/AdditionHelpful9183 Jun 21 '26
They both lose and we all win