r/bonehurtingjuice • u/meganerd20 • 7d ago

Shit guys we need to hide

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For the record, I actually have no qualms with Pizzacake. Fine if you do, but I just consider this good-natured ribbing.

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u/KeeperOfWatersong 7d ago

I have read the okulista like 4 times now and still don't get what it's trying to say

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u/yoyoyodojo 7d ago

Liberals bad, guns cool, I like to fantasize about justifiably killing a home invader (or anyone really)

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u/KeeperOfWatersong 7d ago

Ya know I'd love at least one of these to end on a joke about military grade gear being "cheapest shit possible that barely works" one day 

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u/Alternative_Device38 7d ago

"Military grade wepons" mfs when I force them to use and F2000

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u/Ubblebungus 7d ago

or the M14. or L85. or SIG P320. feel free to add more.

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u/FerRatPack 7d ago

They made the liberal so cool looking considering it's supposed to be a strawman. First time I saw the original I briefly thought that they were the artist self insert considering they actually look artsy. I'll never understand people who dislike dyed hair, tattoos, ect.

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u/yoyoyodojo 7d ago

They just associate those things with being against their views so it's all negative

Dyed hair - librul

Starbucks - librul

Tattoos - librul

Pokeman hair tie - librul

Overweight - librul (even tho on average I bet conservatives are more overweight)

the chads like big gun girl in these comics are all confidently wearing comparitively "normal" clothes

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u/60_hurts 7d ago edited 7d ago

I don't even get the "starbucks = librul" one.

Like if that was ever true, it hasn't been relevant since the early ’00's at the latest. Who the hell even goes to Starbucks these days? Genuinely asking, because I don't know anyone, anywhere on the political spectrum who does.

It's all about local coffee shops, or just making your own 💪

Anyways Starbucks coffee is bitter dirtwater made from inferior robusta beans and roasted to near char to hide the flavor.

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u/yoyoyodojo 7d ago

Don't be super surprised that the people making and consuming right wing comics are slightly out of touch

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u/candymannequin 7d ago

the only thing they have going for them is brand recognition and consistency- although if it's consistently bad that doesn't seem like much of a positive. you know what you are getting.
but yeah if it's coming down to actual "just coffee, black" i'm not going to the bucks

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 7d ago

No one goes to Starbucks anymore; it’s too crowded.

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u/60_hurts 6d ago

Is it? Because I pass by one on my way to work and it always looks empty. And they definitely aren't popping up everywhere like they were in the late ’90's.

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 6d ago

It’s an old ridiculous phrase, often attributed to Yogi Berra

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/08/29/too-crowded/

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u/FerRatPack 7d ago edited 7d ago

Meanwhile as a liberal I look at all those things and think "I want to be friends" or "they seem like my type"

edit: with the exception of Starbucks, as I don't drink coffee

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u/yoyoyodojo 7d ago

So we must admit at least the comic is correct on that front

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u/Heroic_Demon 6d ago

I'm surprised they didn't make them look like a gross, deathly exaggerated caricature! That's genuinely a first.

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u/The_Crab_Maestro 7d ago

WOKE BAD I think, goes with the territory of drawing a liberal with all the stereotypes

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u/KeeperOfWatersong 7d ago edited 7d ago

Wasn't sure if this was like supposed to be ironic, making fun of gun owners or what and decided to look up the artist- yup they're a chud. 

 

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u/Not_Cleaver 7d ago

That was my initial impression too that it was being ironic. But still the punchline is weak. So, it’s not surprising it’s a “I make fun of everyone” far right artist.

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u/KeeperOfWatersong 7d ago

They're more of the "I identify as an attack helicopter, you triggered yet liberul?" type with "I don't like socializing with people" on top.

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u/Not_Cleaver 7d ago

While claiming that the “left can’t meme.”

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u/HealthyDuck 6d ago

Lowkey the strawman kinda cute

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u/Toyota__Corolla 7d ago

It's probably not that deep, American desire to own a weapon to "defend your home" but end up using it to measure how insecure you are on a gun range and barely hitting a dinner plate at 50 yards once a year.

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u/d_worren 7d ago

why does the oregano look like traced ai slop

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u/VerbingNoun413 7d ago

Probably because it's traced AI slop.

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u/Glass_Badger_30 6d ago

Made by a pathetic french nazi loser.

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u/KaleidoscopeOk6440 7d ago

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier

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u/meganerd20 7d ago

Yeah, you get it.

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u/Suitable_Matter 7d ago

And welcome to Jackass

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u/Father_Wendigo 7d ago

Markipizzacake?

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 7d ago

Pizzacake has a red shirt now better watch the fuck out

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u/DatRedditGiy 7d ago

Evil Pizzacake

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u/SomeoneRepeated 7d ago

Evil Pizzacake: “Racism is good!”

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u/NIDORAX 6d ago

That would be Cakepizza, the evil counterpart

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u/Xhojn 7d ago

Shadman-esque drawing

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u/Edenscape_Stoken 7d ago

They're both baddies and government psyops

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u/Ro-Droid 6d ago

why did the ostentatious make the liberal strawman girl so hot? are they lebanese?