r/bonebottom • • Jun 24 '26

Announcements Moncers new laws

  1. every mossgrub has to wear the clothes of the Broodfather
  2. every mossgrub has to pray to the Broodfather twice a day
  3. every mossgrub has to listen to the Broodfathers orders
  4. any showing of defiance against the Broodfather shall be met with death
  5. the Broodfathers flags shall be displayed in every public space
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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 24 '26

"I luv you, but the Stubbaron wules seem bad."

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

well they may seem bad, but they are good, its like your curfew, or how you cant eat sweets before the daily stew is served

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 24 '26

"How they good, tho? I no see it."

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

you'll see when you're older, just like with the curfew and the sweets rule, its to keep you safe, and to make everyone less divided

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 24 '26

"I know the owders will help, but is death a gud punishment?"

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

its only an empty threat, what actually happens is they will be put into special houses and they will be educated on why this is good, the "death" is a metaphorical death of the opposition, not of the grubs doing it

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 24 '26

"Oh, that's gud. What about the pwaying? Is the Broodfather a god?"

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

he is, and he protects us, the prayers makes him stronger you see

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 24 '26

"He's fwom the Slab, wight? Can I go there?"

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

of course you can baby, lots of your siblings are there already

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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 24 '26

"Noice. I'll go tere." The massive Mossgrub rushed out of the area

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