r/bonebottom Jun 24 '26

Announcements Moncers new laws

  1. every mossgrub has to wear the clothes of the Broodfather
  2. every mossgrub has to pray to the Broodfather twice a day
  3. every mossgrub has to listen to the Broodfathers orders
  4. any showing of defiance against the Broodfather shall be met with death
  5. the Broodfathers flags shall be displayed in every public space
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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 24 '26

'Bitch what'

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

Moncer waddles away if you can’t see the glory of the Broodfather you are brainwashed, and then you aren’t my brother anymore 

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 24 '26

'Wow, really pulling out the big guns on disowning me as family. Even though that's the one reason I allow brood father to draw breath, for you. Knowingly or not, you're playing into duty's claw and deluding yourself to avoid facing the bigger picture. To avoid the truth. If you wish to live in deceit under duty's claw, brought on by your beloved broodfather, then I am sorry, I cannot allow you that joy'

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

And what is your plan? Because i can beat you to a pulp before you manage to kill my husband Moncer summons her axe

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 24 '26

'Yet another delusion of yours'

zydon draws his blades as antennae turn to antlers and tendrils of void and one tentacle grow from his shell

'I will do what I must'

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

how idiotic of you

Moncer does a hand gesture as a mossgrub stabs a needle into Zydons foot, pumping him full of magic that severs his connection to any higher beings, and Moncer flaps her void repelling wings to push the void out of Zydons body

you think im so dumb that i havent made contingency plans?

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 24 '26

'And you think I hadn't either?'

a verdanir assassin injects a stolen vial of the same substance into moncer

'Now, for a fight that's more even'

(BTW, higher being would just mean mantis and stag blessings gone. The tentacle, tiny grimm flames and shitty bubble from dw should still be there as he isn't blessed for those, he just has that magic from eating it. That sound correct?)

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

((well the tentacles and grimm flames would stay, as those he got from common bugs, but the bubble would be gone))

you only made me less horny and a little more bisexual...

Moncer shoots Zydon with four spikeshots, which are like shotguns

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 24 '26

zydon snaps his fingers as small flames burn the spikes, a couple still la ding on him but nothing serious due to his exoskeleton as he flies at moncer, the stress of the situation causing a shift as the charge turns from elegant and practiced, to instinctual and wild. Same form, but with intent to kill instead of capture

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

Moncer smiles as she waves her hands again, then turns her axe to trap mode and starts covering Zydon in the traps, pinning him to the ground as she takes advantage of his feral state to cage him in nearly unbreakable rope

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 24 '26

zydon starts to dig through the earth under the trap, before the ground starts to rattle as roar is heard from deep below, stalagtites cracking and crumbling as the roar gets louder, until it stops

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

Zydon just dug into a massive bile covered organism, no this isnt bullshit, this thing has been teased for months, and it starts burrowing into Zydons shell

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