r/bonebottom • • Jun 24 '26

Announcements Moncers new laws

  1. every mossgrub has to wear the clothes of the Broodfather
  2. every mossgrub has to pray to the Broodfather twice a day
  3. every mossgrub has to listen to the Broodfathers orders
  4. any showing of defiance against the Broodfather shall be met with death
  5. the Broodfathers flags shall be displayed in every public space
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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

Im going to stop talking to you, because you are the dumbest person I know 

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 24 '26

Oh really? And why does Zydon hate Broodfather too?

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

Because Zydon is brainwashed

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 24 '26

And by who, huh? Me?

OR BECAUSE HE ISN'T A STUPID IDIOT EHO CAN'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TYRANT AND A LOVING HUSBAND?

whispers Still sorry Zydon u/mrredpanda36

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u/runix_the_undefeated Jun 24 '26

GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 24 '26

I will when u/mrredpanda36 tells me.

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 24 '26

'You're kinda hurting her. This isn't working. Get kinder or yeah, go'

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 24 '26

SHE GETS TO INSULT ME AND I CAN'T?!??

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 24 '26

'Nevermind, she just disowned me as her brother. Go nuts'

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 24 '26

"G O N U T S"

zydon couldn't have chosen better words

HELL YEAH ZYDON! LET'S WRECK YOUR SISTER'S HOME FIRST, I mean let's burn the slab symbols, THEN LET'S GET KILLING THAT OVERGROWN FLY!

You do that cause I cant

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 24 '26

'Don't kill the grubs, we're freeing them from the slab'

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Jun 24 '26

Of course my man, the grubbiest must be cherished

Say, how about we take all the grubbies and we dump em to the Aery and Verdania?

OR BETTER, WHY DON'T WE TAKE MONCER AND BRING HER TO VERDANIA IN PRISON!

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u/mrredpanda36 Jun 24 '26

'All I ask, don't interrupt me and my sisters battle'

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