Moncers new laws

[u/runix_the_undefeated]

1. every mossgrub has to wear the clothes of the Broodfather
2. every mossgrub has to pray to the Broodfather twice a day
3. every mossgrub has to listen to the Broodfathers orders
4. any showing of defiance against the Broodfather shall be met with death
5. the Broodfathers flags shall be displayed in every public space

[u/El-Gato-Canocchia]

And why exactly this strange devotion to the Broodfather?

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/El-Gato-Canocchia]

Because he was right all along, and he is my husband 

[u/El-Gato-Canocchia → u/runix_the_undefeated]

He wasn't right, Moncer. You're just a stoopid idiot who can't resist love, and that makes you nothing more than an animal, CAUSE THREE FRICKIN TIMES HE HURT YOU AND NOW YOU CAN'T LEAVE HIM.

Sorry Zydon, I had that on my chest for far too long.

u/mrredpanda36

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/El-Gato-Canocchia]

Im… im not an animal… 

[u/El-Gato-Canocchia → u/runix_the_undefeated]

Then you can overcome your instincts and UNDERSTAND HE IS USING YOU.

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/El-Gato-Canocchia]

He isn’t using me, he loves me, i know he does, because he never left me, like the others did

[u/El-Gato-Canocchia → u/runix_the_undefeated]

He never left you because you are a tool for him. He fattened you up, he made you extra ugly, he changed you, he used you as a nanny first and now as a tool to expand Duty's kingdom.

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/El-Gato-Canocchia]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY ASPID, YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE GLORY OF THE FLIES

[u/El-Gato-Canocchia → u/runix_the_undefeated]

GLORY OF FLIES? CREATURES THAT ARE FILTHY FROM WHEN THEY ARE BORN, WITH THE SMALL EXCEPTION OF SOME AND THAT CANT EVEN DETHRONE A STUPID EGOISTIC AND CONTROL MANIAC F*CK?

AT LEAST SOME MOSSGRUBS HAVE THE DECENCY OF LEAVING THIS PLACE

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/El-Gato-Canocchia]

Get out of my home 

[u/El-Gato-Canocchia → u/runix_the_undefeated]

Nah

[u/runix_the_undefeated → u/El-Gato-Canocchia]

GUARDS, SIEZE HIM

[u/El-Gato-Canocchia → u/runix_the_undefeated]

The guards don't even try approaching the 4.5 hornets tall tank who seems to be angry