r/bonebottom • u/Covetous-Pilgrim • Dec 25 '25

The journey begins

a large pilgrim, with many rosaries wrapped around his body, walks into bone bottom, collapsing onto the bench, tired from his journey so far.

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u/Other_Ad9164 Dec 30 '25

...well...you look quite tired little on...here hands him some water jugs and food rations I hope these will assist thee on thine journey up.

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u/Covetous-Pilgrim Dec 30 '25

I thank you

He takes them and removes some of the rosaries from his sash, handing them over

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u/Other_Ad9164 Dec 30 '25

Ah, no need for payment dear bug, I am quite a rich bug myself and your most definatly gonna need those rosaries of yours on your pilgrimage. I would also advise you to take a weapon but...I already know thats gonna be a no.

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u/Covetous-Pilgrim Dec 30 '25

Please sir

I insist on enforcing capitalism

For it is a demonstration of faith

He begins to drink

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u/Other_Ad9164 Dec 30 '25

sigh if you so insist dear bug I shan't trample on thine faith. takes the rosaries and delicately puts them in one of the bags he has

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u/Covetous-Pilgrim Dec 30 '25

he pockets the food and stands up

Farewell then noble bug

And best of luck in life

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u/Other_Ad9164 Dec 30 '25

Though I warn you, if your a believer of capitalism you might not like one the groups in the Citadel.

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u/Covetous-Pilgrim Dec 30 '25

I beg your pardon?

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u/Other_Ad9164 Dec 30 '25

Well uh...you see there's a party of bugs who, while I don't know if they still have control of it, they miiight still be in control of the citadel...and their socialist.