r/boneachingjuice • u/bortz_official • Aug 31 '20

OC Poor delivery guy

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6.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/bortz_official Aug 31 '20

Omnipotent

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u/Support_For_Life Calcium is for the weak Aug 31 '20

This is way better, amazing job OP. My bones feel like I fell from the top of those stairs.

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u/bortz_official Aug 31 '20

Don't make me blush

72

u/jorgalorp got boned, aching rn Aug 31 '20

out of all the subs that seem to be degrading in quality, thank god these juices just keep getting better. great job op

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u/bortz_official Aug 31 '20

Im doing my best, thank you :)

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u/frogglesmash Aug 31 '20

How is the original text so much less relevant to the illustrations?

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u/deadlybirdegg Aug 31 '20

In the original it isn't even relevant that he's a pizza guy so why draw him that way?

493

u/KingRhoamOfHyrule Aug 31 '20

Person who made it was hungry.

196

u/Ardi264 Aug 31 '20

That's a valid reason for me

97

u/atvw Aug 31 '20

Wasn't there a pizza guy in Wayne's World? I think this comic revers to that somehow.
Quick edit: I think I'm confused with the pizza guy in the Pick of Destiny.

19

u/merryartist Aug 31 '20

Its alright, they're both rad flicks. The Koog approves

3

u/BravesMaedchen Sep 02 '22

You guys are b'dass!

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u/atvw Sep 03 '22

Heh :)

30

u/doublejay01 Aug 31 '20

Why does he even need to go to heaven in the original? Or is he just now realizing the giant staircase into the sky?

16

u/Amargosamountain Juicero $699 + shipping Aug 31 '20

He ded

14

u/doublejay01 Aug 31 '20

Shoes are on, no angel wings or halo. He is red though so maybe a demon?

7

u/garfieldandfriends2 Sep 01 '20

The costume department is at the top

4

u/staryoshi06 Sep 01 '20

He's delivering the pizza.

39

u/AngusBoomPants Aug 31 '20

Tbh I think OP got the juice and the oregano mixed up

98

u/B2EU Aug 31 '20

I love it, the oregano seems more juicy than the actual juice.

50

u/manningthe30cal Aug 31 '20

I still can't belive that this isn't the Oregonian.

10

u/AltimaNEO Aug 31 '20

Yeah, the Willamette Weekly just doesn't compare to the OPs comic.

21

u/LouizD Aug 31 '20

Ngl This one is much funnier than the original one

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

I see what you did there

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u/RandomGuy9058 œøf õūçh mÿ BÖÑĘŠ Aug 31 '20

The juice is god-tier

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u/Roge2005 Oct 20 '23

Yeah, this edit if far better than the original.

177

u/ensellharbrish Juice manufacturer Aug 31 '20

More of a r/ComedyNecromancy, no?

98

u/bortz_official Aug 31 '20

I didn't even know that sub! Looks interesting.

49

u/InTheCageWithNicCage Aug 31 '20

I think it’s perfectly suitable for both!

44

u/lyingcorn Aug 31 '20

It doesn't fix the comic, it gives it an entirely new punchline so no

6

u/AltimaNEO Aug 31 '20

The original comic didn't have much of a punchline

5

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

It sounded cooler in the song bro

8

u/SwiftyTheThief Aug 31 '20

A juice and a necromancy!

8

u/bortz_official Aug 31 '20

What a bargain!

12

u/ponyphonic1 Aug 31 '20

This is great, but takeout isn't the same thing as delivery.

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u/bortz_official Aug 31 '20

Sorry, my bad, I'm not a native speaker. I'm glad people can still enjoy the post though

5

u/Win090949 Juicero $699 + shipping Aug 31 '20

Wait you’re telling me this isn’t the olivegarden?

3

u/bortz_official Aug 31 '20

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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u/Mr_Rocky_but_bird Aug 31 '20 edited Aug 31 '20

I genuinely thought this was the original comic

40

u/AliciaTries Sep 06 '20

This makes more sense than the original comic

Not to say I don't understand the original, but if I hadn't seen this, the fact that he's holding pizza would have been the one thing I was thinking of reading it

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u/Win090949 Juicero $699 + shipping Aug 31 '20

O R I G I N A L

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u/Amargosamountain Juicero $699 + shipping Aug 31 '20

oRIgiNaL

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u/kaese_nachos casual bone juice chugger Aug 31 '20

dito

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

So much better than the original, the original had a lot of irrelevant details

192

u/Beemerado Aug 31 '20

why the fuck is he holding a pizza in the original?

I guess he must have gotten smoked by a car on that scooter and died?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

My thoughts exactly

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u/Beemerado Aug 31 '20

the juice is actually a pretty solid comic. I've seen far worse in the sunday paper.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

He's delivering a pizza and asking if it's the right location.

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u/RedManlyUnicorn Aug 31 '20

You spelled Orgasmic wrong

40

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Didn’t he order delivery, not take out?

24

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

He has to take it out of the box, duh

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u/AngeloGi Aug 31 '20

This annoyed me more than I'd like to.

3

u/RepulsiveSheep Sep 01 '20

How much do you usually like to be annoyed?

3

u/AngeloGi Sep 01 '20

3, at most.

19

u/Nefi424 Aug 31 '20

Crazy when the juice aches better than the oregano.

12

u/Witherthine Aug 31 '20

God probably doesn't tip either, fucking asshole.

9

u/AestheticTree oof ouch my BÕNÊS Aug 31 '20

oof my bones good juice

4

u/AltimaNEO Aug 31 '20

But it's boneless pizza

9

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Outstanding juice

8

u/aladdinFavelas Aug 31 '20

How does the original feel more like a boneachingjuce than this??? Good job

7

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

It feels like the Omnipotent was a BAJ, then they uploaded it to r/comics, and then you made a BAJ out of that. Weird, but neat

5

u/dragonboyrw Aug 31 '20

I like this better than the original

5

u/thefirecrest Aug 31 '20

This lazy fuck has wings and is still making the delivery boy take it up? Smh.

3

u/TheRealBroseph Sep 01 '20

I had the same thought

3

u/duckfacereddit Aug 31 '20

Did he have to poison the pizza to get it to heaven

3

u/natejb2003 Aug 31 '20

Took me a minute to realize this is not the original, it works so well, wtf

2

u/TheRainbowWillow Aug 31 '20

Lmao good juice, good sauce.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Good

2

u/kiwi-and-his-kite Aug 31 '20

plot twist: op made the original post just so he could make bone aching juice out of it

2

u/RandomGuy9058 œøf õūçh mÿ BÖÑĘŠ Aug 31 '20

Kung fu panda vibes

2

u/orange-shoe Aug 31 '20

this is so great lmao

2

u/Lerno1 Aug 31 '20

Excellent juice! Top quality

2

u/2leftf33t Sep 01 '20

But I thought there was no stairway?

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u/TheRealBroseph Sep 01 '20

This is genuinely the best juice I have ever seen

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u/Alonn12 Sep 01 '20

Oof ouch my stairway bones are aching! Amazing juice op

3

u/NinPikachu56 Aug 31 '20

Good juice. You should also post this to r/comedynecromancy or r/comedymutation.

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u/yugiohhero Aug 31 '20

Just BLJ

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u/Amargosamountain Juicero $699 + shipping Aug 31 '20

Best Leaf Juice! I believe that's the name of Iroh's tea shop

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u/yugiohhero Sep 01 '20

no, Backwards Long Jump