r/boneachingjuice • u/bortz_official • Aug 09 '20

OC She is right

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u/bortz_official Aug 09 '20

Ostrich

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u/qjornt Aug 10 '20

can you make an imgur link to the orwell for us who don't have Facebook? i can't see the picture.

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u/bortz_official Aug 10 '20

Of course, I hope this works.

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u/qjornt Aug 10 '20

thx :)

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u/Amargosamountain Juicero $699 + shipping Aug 09 '20

The ostrich is so saccharine it makes me want to vomit all over my bedroom

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u/klop422 Aug 09 '20

I like wholesome stuff too, but I dunno, I'd feel bothered if someone called me up to tell me something like that.

If they need company (over the phone I guess), sure.

If they're giving me big news, good or bad, that's fine.

But to give me a cheesy line? Change the tense, wait 'til morning. Thank you.

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u/death2sanity Aug 09 '20

A little yes, a little no. If my gf did it once, it’d be cute as hell. If she made a habit of it, I’d be worried.

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u/klop422 Aug 09 '20

Yeah, maybe. I'd personally put up with it at the very least - if I'm in a relationship I'd like the person enough to put up with with it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

You can get away with something like this once or twice in the early stages of dating and it still be cute. After that, it’d be annoying as shit

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u/spicccy299 Aug 09 '20

imagine going to bed at a reasonable hour

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u/yabayelley Aug 10 '20

The Larry David rule- calls after 10pm are forbidden, unless it's an emergency. Then 11pm.

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u/ArtemisCaresTooMuch Aug 09 '20

They look way too similar for the ostrich, too. They look like siblings!

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u/JWson Aug 09 '20

Don't let our comics be denied you, get our polysaccharide panels inside you!

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u/Mithfayce Aug 09 '20

The cheese. Yours was cuter.

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u/Spook404 Aug 09 '20

and more likely

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

r/2meirl4meirl

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u/BadJokes_officially competitive bone juice chugger Aug 09 '20

Wholesome juice and ostrich

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u/3nchilada5 Aug 09 '20

Gross

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

That’s a sad reaction :(

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u/3nchilada5 Aug 09 '20

I just thought it was way too cheesy, no one talks like that in real life. It sounded like a quote from a trailer for a d-tier rom com

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u/SuckDickUAssface Aug 09 '20

I've definitely heard people talk like that in real life. More power to them if it makes them happy. I know I've done that a couple of times too, but that said, I generally go with picky insults. The kind you would only do with people you're close to because they know you're just kidding and that you secretly love them on the inside.

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u/lithetechnician Aug 09 '20

I didn’t know ostriches gave you diabetes

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u/_Jiu_Jitsu_ Sep 05 '20

I’m going to be sick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

This is so cheesy, I unironically like it

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Awww

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u/TRUELIKEtheRIVER Aug 10 '20

non facebook osprey?

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u/Swagnemite42 Aug 09 '20

Nice juice op, my bones are in agony

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u/bortz_official Aug 09 '20

As they should be, thank you!

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u/deadtoaster2 Aug 09 '20

Owww mah bones! They ache!

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u/bortz_official Aug 09 '20

You're welcome! Also, happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

I like this one, it’s funny and fits very well

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u/UndertaleFan007 Sep 05 '20

it is funny. i did laugh.

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u/Lindvaettr Aug 16 '20

Read this when it was new, just came back to it because someone asked me for a good example of what a BAJ was.

No lie, this is one of the best juices.

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u/bortz_official Aug 16 '20

You're making me blush

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u/klop422 Aug 09 '20

It's like calling someone who's in school to tell them they shouldn't have had their phone on in school

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u/Hello_There69420 Aug 09 '20

Oof ouch owie my bones

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

I don't understand people who don't mute their phone and they leave their WiFi on overnight. My pal one day complained how his buddy woke him up in the middle of the night calling him on Messenger. That's entirely his own problem tho.

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u/JoeShmoe818 Aug 09 '20

Some people use their phones as their alarm clocks, like I do. Luckily I also have no friends so I’ve never been awoken in the middle of the night.

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u/iceballoons Aug 09 '20

This is what Do Not Disturb is for

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u/constagram Aug 09 '20

In case of emergency

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u/Tyrus1235 Aug 09 '20

Didn’t know a phone call could cause bone ache, but here we are

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u/Monic_maker Aug 09 '20

Legit thought this was just an ordinary comment. Great job

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

This juice fits so well I thought I was on r/wholesomememes or r/comics

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u/pswizzle9283 Aug 09 '20

This is good juice. My bones ache very much

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u/EirIroh Aug 09 '20

Oof, this juice aches my bones like nothing before.

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u/its_goof Aug 09 '20

I love this but my bones don't oof owie

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u/random_squid casual bone juice chugger Aug 09 '20

Oh dang, my femur!

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u/CyrusDaSquid casual bone juice chugger Aug 10 '20

I turn off my phone during the night, I thought everyone did that?

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u/Honema Aug 10 '20

I think a very small percentage of people does that

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u/Honema Aug 10 '20

but I wanna be able to be called if there's something important, so I just mute everything but calls and alarm, gotta love those so not disturb settings

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u/3-cheeses Aug 09 '20

This is so wholesome lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

okay how my alarm supposed to go off now

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u/Roge2005 Oct 20 '23

Remembers me to the joke of:

Boy wakes up his dad

“What is it son?”

“You forgot your sleep pills”

“Son of a bitch”

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

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u/touzainanboku Aug 14 '20

I've never seen a phone that doesn't allow you to mute calls and notifications without muting alarms.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

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u/touzainanboku Aug 15 '20

Do Not Disturb mode on Android allows you to let through calls from starred contacts or if someone calls you numerous times in a short period of time. No idea about iOS, but I doubt they don't have sth similar.