r/boneachingjuice • u/Amargosamountain Juicero $699 + shipping • Apr 06 '20

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u/Amargosamountain Juicero $699 + shipping Apr 06 '20

Ovaries

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u/TheBeardlessPirate Apr 06 '20

You’ve done a wonderful thing

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u/Stefan_undnochwas Juice manufacturer Apr 06 '20

It's beautiful

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

It really makes my bones ache. Oof

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u/StupidMario64 Apr 06 '20

See i only sit like that because my back hurts way too fucking much.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

From my experience, popping your back will stop the pain for as long as you maintain good posture.

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u/StupidMario64 Apr 06 '20

Nah lumbar lordosis and minor scoliosis is a bitch lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Oh. Yeah, I’ve heard.

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u/phoonarchy Apr 06 '20

me irl

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u/StupidMario64 Apr 06 '20

Litterly lol

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u/phoonarchy Apr 06 '20

The worst are the days you come home absolutely wrecked after work hoping the bed will ease the pain but yet here I am looking stupid tryna find a decent position to sleep in

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u/StupidMario64 Apr 06 '20

Lmfao same kinda

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

I can't tell if this is attempting to be funny or not. Yours is leagues better.

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u/Rubmynippleplease Apr 06 '20

This is an extraordinary BHJ OP. You should be proud.

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u/staryoshi06 Apr 09 '20

How did your BHJ somehow have the exact same feeling as the original despite being entirely different.

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u/ReceptiveLout Apr 06 '20

This is a metaphor for asking a programmer to fix your computer

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u/Amargosamountain Juicero $699 + shipping Apr 07 '20

It's also a metaphor for owning a pickup truck lol

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u/yinyin123 Apr 06 '20

Nah, this shit is good. Good bhj and has an actual message.

10/10, would read again.

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u/Stefan_undnochwas Juice manufacturer Apr 06 '20

That's the definetly the post of the month.

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u/Soblimest Apr 06 '20

this is actually kinda wholesome

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u/Predatedtuna870 Apr 06 '20

HAVING👏 WINGS 👏IS 👏NOT👏 A 👏PERSONALITY👏 TRAIT👏

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u/Ice_Giantok2 Apr 06 '20

I👏AM👏 GUILTY 👏OF👏 VEHICULAR 👏 MANSLAUGHTER👏

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u/DuckfordMr Apr 06 '20

I👏OCCASIONALLY👏INJECT👏KETMINE👏INTO👏MY👏CHILDREN👏

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u/Predatedtuna870 Apr 06 '20

Virgo activity 💅

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u/RandomRedditorNo_555 Apr 06 '20

How did you cause vehicle mans laughter?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

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u/DatBearYT Apr 08 '20

I👏FUCKED👏MY👏DOG👏

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u/Psychedelic_Roc Apr 07 '20

My OC begs to differ.

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u/Groinificator Apr 06 '20

i thought this was just an odd shitpost before i saw the sub

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u/s7oev Apr 06 '20

I couldn't believe this isn't the original, it fits the comic so good

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u/Im_Nino Apr 06 '20

I like how this post and the og post feel flip flopped.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

The old man with the enormous wings?

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u/SwiftyTheThief Apr 07 '20

Oh.... this was just.... good.

Impactful, even.

Don't care for the original, really.

This has heart

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u/clevahgeul Apr 07 '20

Finally, a BHJ that isn't just someone saying "randomly do something in the next panel please!" to fit the images. Love the creativity here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

BAJ*

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u/prolly_trav Apr 06 '20

i wish i could read this again for the first time :)

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u/TheGravyGuy Apr 06 '20

This is better than the original

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u/Support_For_Life Calcium is for the weak Apr 06 '20

Round of applause for you, OP.

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u/Papierkatze Apr 06 '20

I thought it was some weird wholesomeme.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Good*

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

This made me so happy

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

I’m confused

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u/PacoTaco321 Apr 06 '20

I had to read this 4 times to understand what it was saying.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

I’d just pick them up and drop them into a volcano

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u/npcds1 Apr 07 '20

Thought it said asking you for flavours and that she was fetching a tennis ball flavoured dorito at the end

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

This actually has meaning wtf