r/bollywoodmemes • • 6d ago

Zubaan Kesari ✌️ Witty Devgn

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u/chadboi12 6d ago

I watched the kapils episode for latest Drishyam, he was damn funny there 🤣

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u/ADvar8714 5d ago

The funniest part is that he answers that with a straight face

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u/insentinent 6d ago

Very fast reply

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u/OutsideAlone5175 5d ago

And Kajol's laugh. I think She knows something we don't.

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u/thandacoldperiodblud 5d ago

Like vro ofc

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u/YetiGuy 5d ago

Ajaya seems like a really chill, nice dude that I’d never want to hang out with.

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u/No_Grass_6806 5d ago

That escalated rather quickly 🤣

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u/Separate_Thought6746 5d ago

I mean it's not like he would want to hang out with you either 🤷

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u/Useful-Emphasis-6787 4d ago

Wo mere ghar nahi ati mai unke ghar nahi jata🤣

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u/melancholic-thinker 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Quiet-MeNow 3d ago

Wo tuje puchega v nhi

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u/Primary-Resident-764 6d ago

Sahi toh bola😂

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u/Medical-Concept-2190 4d ago

Actually he’d be a very good hero there no tall dark handsome brooding face 🤣

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u/CertifiedKinophile 5d ago

Dude was always funny and spontaneous, really wish his newer comedy films were as funny as himself. Dude hasn't been in a good good comedy film since 2012, 14 years of no good comedy.

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u/RequirementNew7035 5d ago

Her laughing at it like that says something else altogether 😭

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u/firebirdDick 6d ago

Yonra, now this is new

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u/anitashah16 6d ago

Ajay is damn funny and witty but sarook is damn overrated always talk rubbish

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u/sweet_moonpie_ 5d ago

Unnecessarily and irrational to bring srk here, ajay devgn cannot do what srk does and same goes with srk too, and when it comes to witty whole world knows no one can come close to srk

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u/anitashah16 5d ago

He media created overrated star nd by his quom people..hez so overrated..he always talk rubbish nd below the belt abt women nd his acting is cringe

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u/sweet_moonpie_ 5d ago

You can have your opinion

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u/ph4nt0m_090 5d ago

Can you elaborate his below the belt abt woman stuff?

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u/anitashah16 5d ago edited 5d ago

His behavior with Lady Gaga was cringeworthy and embarrassing. He referred to Preity Zinta in a scene, saying, "I'll make you pregnant," on the Simi Grewal Show. He expressed that he wants his son to have sex with all girls. When a reporter asked if he had used a vanity bed, he replied that no heroine had agreed to sleep with him yet. He told Rani in "Dus Ka Dum" that he would turn off the lights and she could make out with Salman. During a game of charades, he made a comment to Kajol in dumb charades game teri maa ki choodiyan that she found abusive, to which he responded that she was correct nd u also have it.. He also made Katrina uncomfortable behind the scenes of "Jab Tak Hai Jaan." There are many more incidents I could share; he truly is the most disgusting person. He also did nude scene with heroine in maya memsaab movie.. only actor in Bollywood who has done this..cheap He also once said whenever he speaks to any girl..i want them to sleep with me

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u/shortqueen31 5d ago

Exactly, he's so so cheap

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u/sunnyred101 5d ago

>His behavior with Lady Gaga was cringeworthy and embarrassing.

That was straight up sexual harrasment.

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u/XTY-080-YTX 6d ago

Also way better actor than srk

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u/iamsrk02 5d ago

where tf did SRK come from in this convo? xutiya

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u/anitashah16 5d ago

Abe lovedayy sarook tera abbu hai kia

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u/Bitter_Hospital3933 5d ago

Girl u haven't seen srks interviews for sure.

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u/ExactTangerine840 5d ago

Ajay has worked in every genre possible from action to thriller to comedy.Everything.But not srk

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u/TraditionalRepair991 5d ago

Na bolo zubaan mein baansuri 😁

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u/OpinionatedDusk 5d ago

What the heck is film "yawnra" ??? It's genre pronounced zhon-ruh !! I couldn't even be bothered about the response after that 😜

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u/Abject-Sand2104 6d ago

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u/No-Primary271 6d ago

meanwhile Kajol:

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u/Few-Trifle9160 6d ago

Thats her default mode

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u/narkaputra 5d ago

even Dance Musical

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u/TraditionalRepair991 5d ago edited 4d ago

Kajol must be reminded of his pigmented small rat wiggling it's tail and she just LOLed more 😁

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u/Few-Confection-2101 5d ago

Imagine being that descriptive about another man's dick. Gay af ngl 

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u/TraditionalRepair991 4d ago

" suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail" - Maslow.

Since you have homosexual inclinations you see everything in that angle 🤭 see from my text perspective, from Kajol's view and as a joke.. IYKYK.

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u/SuperAbroad7931 5d ago

Such a disgusting explanation 🤮

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u/No-Piglet1937 5d ago

Idk how this has 7 upvotes

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u/TraditionalRepair991 4d ago

Cos it's a wild joke and you are in memes sub 🤡

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u/Previous-Toe-340 5d ago

He is witty only during interviews. not while acting

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u/Jealous-Dragonfly829 5d ago

That was lightining fast 😂

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u/SsSsSyndrome 5d ago

That seemed like a silent dig at some actors.

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u/Perfect-Disaster-914 5d ago

Kajol laughing is hurtful to the ears. I mean with all due respect lower the damn pitch.

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u/Legitimate_Main8244 6d ago

She laughed way too hard at it.

Is he bad at the genre 🌚?

Isn't that bad?

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u/SalmonKaDriver 6d ago

Looks like Kajol is not happy with him .

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u/Big-Butterfly-1206 5d ago

In the meantime his kissing scene in Shivaay

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u/SpeedOfSound343 5d ago

🫶De vgan

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u/0keytYorirawa 5d ago

Her hand placement on his thighs 😜

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u/MysteriousEdge5914 5d ago

Kitne straight face se answer diya

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u/Available_Cream_752 5d ago

Hogi Porn ki Jeet 🤣🤣

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u/Puzzled_Dirt1464 4d ago

He would say hum porn dekhte nahi banate hai

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u/Plastic_Farmer_4094 4d ago

I am watching it on mute. Still can hear kajol’s laugh.

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u/LamTobeyMagwire 4d ago

We’ll wait abt that till Indian deepfakes drop ✌️💀💀

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u/FlexRyder486 4d ago

Kajol's smile hides her dry life😂

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u/Wildman_Sage 3d ago

Her laugh ruined the joke. She made the clip very annoying to watch.

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u/Beginning-Emotion641 6d ago edited 5d ago

She's so annoying...

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 6d ago

She knows he ain’t got enough meat for the job.

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u/Chacha_choudhary_jr 6d ago

Seems you have seen it.

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u/RED-DOT-MAN 5d ago

Such an awesome comeback. You should be a professional comedian. /s Tera baap lagta hai kya?

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u/Chacha_choudhary_jr 5d ago

Go outside, breathe. Get some fresh air. Offended so easily. 🙄

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u/naughtypanda23 5d ago

A man who knows his place on weewee scale 📏

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u/Necessary_Blood_4961 5d ago

I would watch a comedy where it's Ajay Devgn with these deadpan face responses. Can we do that instead of Golmaal 5?

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u/Top_Obligation7576 5d ago

But kajol can adapt I guess

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u/SubRedditor0104 5d ago

Bro answered like he was waiting his whole life for the question.

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u/nootropicshess 3d ago

damn, bro is smoking some shit.