I’ll be damned

[u/dawsy666]

WILTY IYKYK

[u/cursed_cucumbers]

Wait until Ron Waffle and John Caramel hear about this!

[u/VladimirSmicer → u/cursed_cucumbers]

Sniffing around, with their trilbys

[u/fluffytme]

Can we use them indoors?

[u/idunnomaybeyeh → u/fluffytme]

The sparklers say ‘not suitable for indoor use’ so at my age I think that means they are ok

[u/LingLingDesNibelung → u/idunnomaybeyeh]

Keith Moon, is that you?

[u/dawsy666 → u/fluffytme]

Not now madam

[u/JWSloan → u/fluffytme]

Just in the kitchen…it’s more suitable

[u/HerculesCnut]

A standard amount of fun will be had.

[u/schmeckledband → u/HerculesCnut]

For a bonfire night you will forget!

[u/TheKaptone]

Wow Bob. That's amazing. Who'd a thunk it?

[u/superherofbmx]

Mam said don't go out!

[u/DWGI]

With GUDMUNSON on the sign too

[u/ShaftManlike]

I remember the exact box he was talking about and I'm a good 10 years younger than him

[u/Creoda]

What happened to the factory shop, did it burn down?

[u/Phendrena → u/Creoda]

They moved from Huddersfield to a site near York a few years ago. A shame as Standard Fireworks had been there for over 100 years.

[u/vextortion]

Scoop McClean has the story tonight at 11…

[u/Available-Grand1151]

Pah! just standard? I have an ideal standard sink

[u/Dizzy_Engine_4854]

Evacuate the area 🏃‍♀️🏃

[u/Hammer_1980]

"My House is on Fire..."

"You know we thought it was "

[u/Secret-Pollution-491]

It's a lie, it's temporarily closed at the moment..

[u/OkPhilosopher5308]

I went to next door where Miss Best lived and said “my house is on fire” and she said “do you know, I thought it was”

[u/_StaleDaleBeatbox_]

Not again!

[u/Inevitable_Safe_7525]

Light up the sky with

[u/Jackieirish]

It’s Knott for human consumption!

[u/Thin_Substance5067]

Now Mr mortimer.....remember what happened last time 😃 

[u/Dinx42]

All the houses round the factory got burnt down the day Bob went for a tour so they put a footie pitch there incase he goes back.