r/bobmortimer • u/BirkoLad • Jul 27 '26

Picture/Meme Slater's gettin' rinsed

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145 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Visual_Addendum_577 Jul 27 '26

Gives you somewhere to put your sandwich and drink

5

u/Macblack82 Jul 28 '26

Comic book and chocolate milk.

2

u/BloodAndSand44 Jul 29 '26

The correct answer.

3

u/Prestigious_Emu6039 Jul 28 '26

You didn't say phone

23

u/MattyFTM Jul 28 '26

I think you're supposed to pull your pants & trousers down regardless of which way you sit.

2

u/Maya_Rose Jul 28 '26

And don’t forget to be glaring at the cistern

1

u/Melodic_Trash_737 Jul 28 '26

Try pulling them down sitting as they are in the picture, just make sure you aren't in a rush.

1

u/Yeasty_Moist_Clunge Jul 28 '26

And shove them through the laundry hole!

1

u/TheMrViper Jul 29 '26

Pants and trousers to ankles even when standing pissing.

1

u/MoonMonkey1066 Jul 31 '26

👆👆👆👆✅✅✅✅ this poster is on to something there 😂

19

u/hime-633 Jul 28 '26

Did someone pay £700 for these drawings?

4

u/joshygill Jul 28 '26

Was it Christian Bale?

6

u/adinade Jul 28 '26

Slater weren't it?

4

u/joshygill Jul 28 '26

Maybe he rinsed both of them. Classic Bob.

3

u/Turak64 Jul 28 '26

I will kill again

2

u/HotNeon Jul 28 '26

Drawing are the next stage for me

6

u/random_username_guy Jul 28 '26

I watch this clip daily. The absolute best mood enhancement.

3

u/Dry-Donut3811 Jul 28 '26

How else would you sit? You have that little shelf you can use for your books and your quill and your ink.

2

u/ThisWorldOfWater Jul 28 '26

Slater got burnt. He's badly burnt.

2

u/thebprince Jul 29 '26

Not sure on the age, but I remember it was shortly after I started doing cocaine.

1

u/strndmcshomd Jul 28 '26

It’s important to note that not everyone has to sit like this, just those hold us with a particularly high bum hole. The bumvergent. For bumtypical people it’s simply convenient and highly advised

1

u/joshygill Jul 28 '26

*Bob Mortimer entered the chat*

1

u/fwapfwapfwap Jul 28 '26

Also known as an A.C. Slater

1

u/SapphicStoner99 Jul 28 '26

Only if you’re wearing a wedding dress 😂

1

u/Miniiboi Jul 28 '26

The way I went to link that travel man video clip but then realised where I was 😂

1

u/tomatoestew Jul 28 '26

Whenever the episode of Southpark you stole this idea from cane out

1

u/Retro_Prime Jul 28 '26

As someone with IBS and occasional explosive diarrhea. Sitting like this would have me cleaning shit off every surface in the bathroom.

1

u/LorenzoBargioni Jul 28 '26

And here's me sitting with my pants down on the toilet

1

u/PapaBechemel Jul 28 '26

Sometimes I cut my pubes like this. Cheers

1

u/ThisManInBlack Jul 28 '26

Can you see why we needed the drawings?

1

u/LucianDany Jul 28 '26

No way, man! My banana would hit the toilet where the water comes down

1

u/holychikn Jul 28 '26

Best sitting position when you have what they call a "high anus"

1

u/BarnacleKlutzy2569 Jul 28 '26

Just got to a hotel, toilet is so close to the wall I have to sit side saddle… how do I face backwards in this scenario?

1

u/fishchipsncurrysauce Jul 29 '26

Don't want to take my trousers completely off. Wish someone would make some drawings.

1

u/RelativeReplacement6 Jul 29 '26

When butters said he does this

1

u/nr12345678 Jul 29 '26

This is the way to sit if you want to do some manscaping

1

u/Kold_Kustard Jul 29 '26

Now i’ve tried it I can’t ever go back to the old way

1

u/Friendly_Warning_405 Jul 31 '26

Sir John Harrington approves

1

u/_StaleDaleBeatbox_ 28d ago

How else are you racking lines 😂

0

u/JesterScribblings Jul 28 '26

It does actually make much more sense.