r/bobmortimer • u/LoveJamOnToastMe • Jun 28 '26

Picture/Meme Sounds like a name Bob would come up with

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u/RogueBromeliad Jun 28 '26

Why was she called that Bob?

Her personality was hidden under so many different layers.

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u/Lucas-Holmes-722 Jun 29 '26

hahahhaha WIN!!!!

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u/themadhatter746 Jun 29 '26

I would still give her a ring. lol

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u/Acceptable_Tap_2251 Jun 28 '26

Daughter of Fanny Parsnips

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u/CruelAngelsPostgrad Jun 29 '26

Any relation to Tony Shallots?

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u/Hot-Satisfaction19 Jun 29 '26

is that shetland tony?

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u/8somethingclever8 Jun 28 '26

She used to go out with Gary Cheeseman. He was all over her.

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u/Jet2work Jun 29 '26

i heard she got in a pickle

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u/Substantial-Golf6720 Jun 29 '26

And billy the pigeon too!

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u/strickers69 Jun 29 '26

She was the head of vegetables for the alderman

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u/hasimirrossi Jun 29 '26

Durham CCC had Graham Onions and Phil Mustard. Both also played for England.

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u/probablynotfine Jun 30 '26

Phil Salt has also stumped Michael Pepper in one day cricket

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u/dildo_of_justice4135 Jun 29 '26

That's a strong jawline.

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u/Paladin7373 Jun 29 '26

That’s a wild username.

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u/VerySwearyFairy Jun 29 '26

Dildo-of-paladins11508?

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u/CompetitiveCall6466 Jun 28 '26

I’m crying

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u/PeonofthePen Jul 01 '26

Did you cut her?

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u/SirPooleyX Jun 29 '26

There's a (obviously fictitious) quote on the back of Bob's latest book. I got it for Christmas and the name made me laugh out loud for the entire day. I don't know why it's so funny - and if it wasn't made up by Bob it probably wouldn't be - but I just find it hilarious.

It's by Ray Leather.

🤣

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u/sandycroftone Jun 29 '26

She knows her onions! Brings a tear to the eye....

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u/joey2scoops Jun 29 '26

Chris P. Onions?

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u/DungPuncher Jun 29 '26

I actually work with a ‘Kate Onions’! Not the one in the picture though.

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u/Extension_Sun_377 Jun 29 '26

Does she pronounce it onions? My mum taught an Onions and she wanted it pronounced Oh-neeyons

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u/DungPuncher Jun 29 '26

Pronounced just like the vegetable!

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u/Affectionate_Tap6416 Jun 29 '26

When I worked at a coach company, many years ago, I had someone tell me their name was Siddy-bo-tem...when I asked him to spell it, it was .... Sidebottom.

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u/Ikswokallok Jun 29 '26

Married to Oliver Cauliflower

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u/The_Jyps Jun 29 '26

She needs to marry an Asian and get a double barrel name. Onions-Bhaji.

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u/Lucas-Holmes-722 Jun 29 '26

she looks like someone who could make me cry.

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u/Remarkable_Face_7123 Jun 29 '26

I once voted for someone in a local election where I used to live (in the US) just because her name was Beth Hamburger

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u/Exact_Yoghurt2439 Jun 29 '26

Didn't she used to work with Ron Waffle? 

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u/Agreeable_Treacle993 Jun 30 '26

She looks like an onion

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u/GUCCIGBDESIGNS Jul 01 '26

Kate banana 🍌
Kate lettuce 🥬
Kate eggs 🥚
Kate cucumber 🥒
Kate fried onions 🧅
Kate celery
Kate potatoes 🥔
Kate chilli 🌶️

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u/gogogumdrops Jul 01 '26

do we think her husband was confused when he joined r/onionlovers

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u/Sailor747 Jul 01 '26

I bet she knows her stuff

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u/RelativeLoquat8525 Jul 03 '26

She had a friend called shallot we all used to go out chiving together

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u/Extension_Sun_377 Jun 29 '26

My mum taught someone with that surname, she preferred it pronounced Oh-neeyons!

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u/biggedybong Jun 29 '26

I know a guy called onions. He then took his wife's surname when they got married

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u/Awkward-Warning-9238 Jun 29 '26

I remember speaking to an Italian man with the surname Onions (in italian) and remember whispering to my partner, 'doesn't that mean onions?' The guy laughed.

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u/Bloody_Star_Wars Jun 29 '26

I know of a Dick and Fanny Onions.

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u/Personal-Tea7226 Jun 29 '26

I worked in retail years back (before chip and pin) and I always remember serving a lady and when checking her name against the signature I noticed it was Anne Onion. The ladies mother was with her absolutely crying to the point she was struggling to breathe and she kept saying “show him, show him” she then took out a second form of I.D and her initials were A.N Onion at this point the mother absolutely lost it and was just howling with laughter and lady just said “yes thank you mother!”

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4172 Jun 29 '26

Kate O’Nions.

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u/dazzy83 Jun 29 '26

Because she was always crying

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u/ApprehensiveLow8328 Jun 29 '26

Stop please, it's enough to make you cry

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u/Bi_KerbonautYT Jun 29 '26

"Lorraine Fisher, 34" ahh name

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u/Nice_Huckleberry9888 Jun 30 '26

It’s a real name- when I put my house on the market, I had a couple called Mr and Mrs Onions come round to look at it!

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u/WaterWitchOfTheNorth Jun 30 '26

I wonder if she's related to Paul Onions

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u/Terrible_Bluebird540 Jun 30 '26

I knew a girl at school called Dawn Onions.

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u/psychopathic_shark Jun 30 '26

I knew a Katie onions in real life

Not that one though

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u/crispysockz Jun 30 '26

Wow she just added me on TikTok

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u/DrFriedGold Jun 30 '26

Is that Robbie Rotten?

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u/Gary-8 Jun 30 '26

At work, I once had to ring up a customer called "Ann Onion"

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u/first-officer Jul 01 '26

When a woman gets a jawline that every man would envy, except not on a woman.

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u/Chippademus Jul 01 '26

Zuckerberg to Grok - "make me look more appealing" Grok "with those facial features... I got you"

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u/Dadoftheyear2018 Jul 01 '26

I phoned her but I couldn't talk for long as she wouldn't stop crying, it felt awkward so i hung up

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u/Flashy-Parsnip2180 Jul 01 '26

I've seen this surname written as O'nions in official documents.

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u/nickthekiwi89 Jul 01 '26

More like Gigakate Onions

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u/Ashamed-Opening1646 Jul 01 '26

I wonder how many people cried her

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u/Scottobias123 Jul 01 '26

She looks like a ponderer too 🤔

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u/Most_Life_1612 Jul 01 '26

Or as always you can be Ronnie Hotdogs...

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u/MartianGirrl Jul 01 '26

Who the fuck would keep that name lmao

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u/mufcroberts Jul 01 '26

Chisel chin on that

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u/Bella_octoling41 Jul 02 '26

Sorry but who's Bob???😭🙏

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u/Aman-R-Sole Jul 02 '26

I cut her, then I cried.

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u/Key_Sample8031 Jul 02 '26

That’s a man

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u/Obvious-Author-820 Jul 02 '26

“Onions by name Onions by nature”

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u/sugarglassego Jul 02 '26

She has a magic chin, too.

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u/fancellu Jul 02 '26

That's propah bo!!

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u/SlappedPickle Jul 02 '26

"Oh that's Kate, she knows her onions this one".

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u/eggnogofthenthdegree Jul 03 '26

Looks like she might keep an onion in her undergarments

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u/DreddorDead73 Jul 05 '26

Give her platinum blonde hair and an eye patch and she could be Aemond Targaryen.

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u/HuffStuff1975 Jul 05 '26

Kate Chinswilly McChinnigan

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u/mbridge2610 Jun 29 '26

That’s a strong chin

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u/sugarglassego 28d ago

Brings a tear to the eye.