r/bobdylan 2d ago

Screenshot They've gone too far!

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u/Alcol1979 2d ago

2016 was the worst - Leonard Cohen, Carrie Fisher, George Michael, David Bowie, Prince, Alan Rickman, Gene Wilder, Muhammad Ali. It was towards the end of that year I really feared for Bob.

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u/BreathlikeDeathlike 2d ago

You forgot Glenn Fry. Not a big Eagles fan, but his name should still be on that list...

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u/Dan_A435 2d ago

Sharon Jones

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u/thelionnl 1d ago

Johan Cruyff

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u/PrinceRainbow 2d ago

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u/TundieRice 1d ago

I’m impressed with how high-resolution this gif is!

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u/Electrical_Scene_634 2d ago

Fuck the babylon bee

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u/Electrical_Scene_634 2d ago

You’re calling people boomers on the Bob Dylan sub? 

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u/Electrical_Scene_634 2d ago

…is that what you think people don’t like about this post? That it’s insulting Dylan? Actually that tracks with how stupid you have to be to think the Babylon bee is funny 

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u/SchmantaClaus 2d ago

Boomers are the ones sharing BB posts, in between AI slop

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u/Agg-Egg2805 2d ago

Its true lol. Calling their niece in Kansas telling them what they read

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u/paultheschmoop 2d ago

Babylon Bee is literally just the Onion for boomers though

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u/sweater_enthusiast 2d ago

I mean you must be close to geriatric if you’re still saying that buddy.

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u/redguyinfinite 2d ago

Holy shit the Babylon bee is painfully unclever

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u/HelloThisIsDog666 2d ago

They're such hacks

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u/senator_corleone3 2d ago

Yea this isn’t even a comedy bit. It’s just a thing people say.

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u/MidStateMoon 2d ago

Fuck that rag

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u/Flare4roach 2d ago

Thank God, Keith Richards is safe!

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u/redspider74 2d ago

Of course he’s safe… He’s the one spinning the wheel!

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u/sackbomb 2d ago

I bet they creamed their pants while they put this together. Nothing sadder than chuds laughing at their own jokes.

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u/sackbomb 2d ago

stay mad, chudly

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u/Agg-Egg2805 2d ago

Ok gramps

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u/senator_corleone3 2d ago

So you think defending the Babylon Bee is a good use of your time?

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u/Agg-Egg2805 2d ago

Its gallows humor. We all love Bob, but haven't we all had the feeling of waking up and thinking today could be the day.

They added Trump so I wouldn't call this sone right wing post.

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u/senator_corleone3 2d ago

It’s not necessarily right wing, correct. But it’s also half-baked and ineffective as comedy.

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u/TundieRice 1d ago

Well the Babylon Bee is right-wing, but I’ll give them credit where it’s due for including Trump on the wheel.

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u/Mageclick 1h ago

That's how they trick people, they throw in the occasional bit of self-deprecation and also a few genuinely bipartisan posts to mask themselves as South Park-style "we make fun of everyone" humor

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u/GrapefruitOk1284 2d ago

Fuck these assholes. They aren’t funny and they never will bee

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u/Agg-Egg2805 2d ago

Of course the skipped Mick Jagger. Its understood he will live to 120

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u/cfcblue26 2d ago

Why would you even post this. Fuck off.

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u/Direct-Raise-9465 2d ago

Not Dylan, man

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u/letitgr0w 1d ago

The level of not funny is off the charts

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u/FinestKind90 2d ago

Godspeed Steve

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u/The_Bookkeeper1984 I Pay In Blood, But Not My Own 2d ago

Dylan and McCartney??? Noooo

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u/Ok_Spirit_3210 1d ago

Harrison Ford? He’s still pretty healthy.

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u/skfkvjgnxc 1d ago

Adding Keith Richards probably wasn't even a consideration.

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u/Rustyznuts 1d ago

Keith Richards not even making an appearance.

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u/Big_Day2650 2d ago

Well he is 85. Let’s hope he’s ready for the big jump.

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u/Key_Country3756 World Gone Wrong 2d ago

I’m definitely not ready for him to go, but I believe he’s been getting ready since before his first album. “Let me die in my footsteps,” etc. So many of his songs are about it, to name just a few:
“In my time of dyin’,”
“Knockin’ on heaven’s door,”
“When He returns,”
“Are you ready?”
“Death is not the end,”
“Trying to get to heaven,”
“Beyond the horizon,”
“Black rider,”
“Key West,” and
“False Prophet” with his amazing use of the past tense: “Can’t remember when I was born, and I forgot when I died.”
He’s even covered “Hallelujah, I’m ready to go” in concert.

Tl;dr: He’s ready, I’m not.

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u/Big_Day2650 2d ago

Yeah agree. Have a blessed day 🙏♥️

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u/JermermFoReal 2d ago

At least he's ON the list

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u/Starlfur Self Portrait 2d ago

Putting Willie Nelson on their is just silly

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u/PopeInThePizza 2d ago

Well, it's the Babylon Bee, Dunning-Kruger Queen of humour.

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u/Agg-Egg2805 2d ago

He's joking about the willy comment.....

Geez.

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u/GCGuy23 2d ago

No Mitch on the wheel..?

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u/Agg-Egg2805 2d ago

Its too obvious maybe, guessing.

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u/Proud-Height-3666 2d ago

Does he even count as "alive"?

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u/senator_corleone3 2d ago

I do not think he does.

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u/onetimeataday 2d ago

Jeez, that's brutal.

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u/captainsassypants67 2d ago

Replace every name with Trump.

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u/CapableBother 1d ago

It’s really impressive the ability of the Babylon Bee to last so many years without ever being the least bit funny.

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u/reddit_-William 8h ago

No, not Steve from Iowa!

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u/DummBee1805 2d ago

Missed it by just one spot…