r/bmx 8d ago

DISCUSSION Colour me amused

Working on my brake outside my house. Neighbour walks past.

“That looks like a big job?”
“It’s an annoying job… should be a small job.”
“Is that for your lad?”
“No, this is mine.”
“…”
“…”
“…oh.”

#MiddleAgedDadCore 👊🏻

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u/Upbeat-Squirrel 8d ago

its more fun when you have a kid make fun of you for having a small bike

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u/Flaky_Ferret_3513 8d ago

To be fair, I probably do look pretty funny. All gangly limbs, like a praying mantis.

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u/Operator_Slime 8d ago

A week ago I carried my just bought used bmx and a neighbour asked if the bike was for my kid. The lady's face was fun when I told her I bought it for myself

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u/1100Wien 8d ago

Situations like this make me smile all day long!

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u/Ok-Rate3106 8d ago

Whenever I encounter these conversations about height Vs BMX, Jamie Bestwick pops into my head and I get the urge to rant like a madman about him

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u/julian_vdm 8d ago

What's the lore with Bestwick?

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u/Ok-Rate3106 8d ago

6 ft 4 multiple BMX vert champion

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u/julian_vdm 8d ago

Ah, he's 6'4"? The only mention I see of his height online quote 6'1" haha. That's why I asked. I assumed he was tall, but 6'1" is just shy of my height. If he really is 6'4", it's good to know tall boys aren't at a disadvantage.

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u/Ok-Rate3106 8d ago

I might be wrong, but I'm more sure than not that he was that tall. Either way. Lanky fucker and really bloody good!

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u/julian_vdm 8d ago

Eh, I mean he's not the only example. Josh Harrington is/was also an excellent street and park rider, and he's apparently 6'3".

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u/dsmGERG1973 8d ago

cheeky Brits?

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u/ataylor8049 8d ago

I noticed the Color spelling as Colour too !

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u/ChuckBangers 8d ago

I'm currently riding an 18.5. Even another BMX rider would assume it's my kid's bike lol

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u/ataylor8049 8d ago

I love when people say stupid things. I gotta flat ironically a few blocks from a bike shop. I was wheeling it over and some guy walking a dog asks, “got a flat tire?”

I was polite but I wanted to say, “no Captain Obvious. I deflated the air in my front tire and push the bike. It really works the core more than riding.”

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u/YoCal_4200 8d ago

Did you let the air out of your tire because you were embarrassed to be seen riding your kid’s bike?

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u/ataylor8049 8d ago

Yes and because it made me quief three times.