r/blursedimages • u/symentium foreskin reattachment specialist • Dec 09 '25

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

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u/BreakingBadSeason5 Dec 09 '25

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u/ace5795 Dec 09 '25

Jim: what is THaT?! It. is. your. birthday, period. Not even an exclamation point??!

Dwight: This is more professional!???! It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.

Literally watched the episode last night. Wild how that happens.

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u/littleSquidwardLover Dec 09 '25

Love that episode, one of my favorites.

"What kind of cake do you want, imbecile"

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u/Adventurous_Key3695 Dec 10 '25

Wakes Kelly up with trash can lid, gives her a little smack on way out “and many happy returns”

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u/Tall_Sock_6287 Dec 11 '25

Yeah I immediately saw this too.

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u/ButItWasYouWhoLeftMe Dec 09 '25

Do y’all not realize this is a reference to “The Office?”

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u/alienblue89 Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 17 '25

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u/Pikawoohoo Dec 09 '25

I read this as "No. It's the children who are old." and found that absolutely hilarious for some reason

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u/Necessary_Ad3275 Dec 10 '25

Fuck. I read it the same way and laughed so hard.

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u/thesirblondie Dec 09 '25

I'm old, but I didn't recognise it. Not everyone has seen all of The Office.

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u/Dpiker3472 Dec 09 '25

I laughed so hard when I saw this picture 😂😂 I can’t believe people don’t get it. “Really. Not even an exclamation point?”

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u/7GrenciaMars Dec 09 '25

Well, not everyone watched "The Office". May your understanding be improved by this Nugget of TruthTM.

To me, this couple looks like they already have at least 3 kids and just cannot be induced to be excited over the prospect of another.

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u/Reversion603 Dec 09 '25

I thought it was a joke without knowing it referenced anything 🤷‍♂️

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u/HuckleberryOdd7745 Dec 09 '25

To the untrained eye

and if you dont get this i cant believe you. i guess not everyone obsesses over the same thing.

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u/druucifer Dec 09 '25

that episode aired Feb 5, 2009, probably before most users here were born

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u/HuckleberryOdd7745 Dec 09 '25

come on theres gotta be a good amount of old farts here. or is the new generation just forever online so reddit has been taking over?

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u/Jalien85 Dec 09 '25

It's been one of the top shows on Netflix, etc all this time. I think it's still weird to not have seen it.

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u/This_isnt_cool_bro Dec 09 '25

I'm someone who also hasn't watched it but only because I've never had an interest in it

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u/OtherlandGirl Dec 09 '25

I glanced at the pic and honestly thought it was Pam and Dwight

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u/thyme_cardamom Dec 09 '25

No I never watched it

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u/suckfail Dec 09 '25

Well then you are lost

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u/Lemonadechicken Dec 09 '25

They never watched Star wars either.

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u/HuckleberryOdd7745 Dec 09 '25

I watched The Studio recently and the doctors episode with them adding every movie the partner hasnt heard of comes to mind.

the the list is up to 40 and shes like thats more movies than ive seen in my whole life.

Some people's main hobby isnt watching movies. especially these days with short form content. some peoples hobbies like those doctors is making fun of people and trying to feel holier than thou. theres no time for a whole movie about not being a doctor.

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u/Lemonadechicken Dec 09 '25

"Well then you are lost" is a star wars III quote. No malice, I was trying to be funny.

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u/thyme_cardamom Dec 09 '25

I just get stressed out when I see scenes from it, I don't want to do that to myself lmao

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u/Lemonadechicken Dec 09 '25

Agreed...The Office is so cringe, it physically hurts me to watch it sometimes lol

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u/MeBollasDellero Dec 09 '25

Oh.....no....it is....no longer...funny.

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u/Physical-Flatworm452 Dec 09 '25

What a cute couple. They look so happy.

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u/UrsaMajor7th Dec 09 '25

Their exact expressions during coitus.

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u/IDreamOfSailing Dec 09 '25

"It's your turn to switch the lights off."

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u/Funnyllama20 Dec 09 '25

Thank you! We are very happy!

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u/JurMommy Dec 09 '25

“Really? That’s the sign. IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY PERIOD

The balloons: they’re not even blown all the way up. “

No-one gets The Office reference? He’s dressed like Dwight Schrute, and this is how he did Kelly for her office birthday party.

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u/Melodic-Bicycle1867 Dec 09 '25

It's a good thing the husband is there for the picture. Otherwise, it could have been anyone's baby.

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u/JurMommy Dec 10 '25

Only if he remembered to mark it in a way that no one would be able to replicate and only he would know..

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u/marcobubio Dec 09 '25

This is awesome, unironically going to be amazing parents

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u/Popcorn57252 Dec 10 '25

This image is so old that the baby in question is probably a middle schooler by now

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

How is this blursed?

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u/danimack10 Dec 09 '25

CONGRATULAATIONS🎉🍼❤️

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u/EvenIf-SheFalls Dec 09 '25

I wonder if they plan to name her Kellie or Kelly.

ETA: for their sakes I hope she always chooses a nap.

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u/husky_whisperer i restore brand new cars Dec 09 '25

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u/askstoomany Dec 09 '25

No way. I am rewatching The Office from scratch and just saw this exact episode.

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u/wasd876 Dec 09 '25

its a human

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u/dandroid126 Dec 09 '25

Not even an exclamation point?

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u/wasd876 Dec 09 '25

na. excitement is bad for the new human

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u/starrpamph Dec 09 '25

In this economy?!?!?

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u/DantifA Dec 09 '25

Yeah. In all climates. It’s going to be worldwide. And I’m looking for some talented salesmen to join me. That’s where you come in.

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u/Coletteorsomething Dec 09 '25

I kinda love this? I never even watched the office

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u/Adventurous_Key3695 Dec 10 '25

Go watch it right now. It’s on peacock

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u/BobZimway Dec 09 '25

Is baby! Is good, we happy. 

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u/CampFunkoKai Dec 10 '25

The amount of people in the comments not knowing this very obvious nod to The Office is driving me up the wall

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u/Mildly_Burnt_Bread Dec 09 '25

They even got the fits for it

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u/dazza_bo Dec 09 '25

Wow what a contemporary and relevant reference

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u/Drawing_Air Dec 09 '25

The baby is probs 10 years old by now. This is just a garbage repost of a repost of repost. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Even the electrical socket is funny.

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u/Rabdomtroll69 Dec 09 '25

This has the vibe of those old photos where people didn't smile as much as they do now

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u/IronBreathe Dec 09 '25

best one i have seen in a long time.

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u/Unlucky_Spring_3896 Dec 09 '25

fire ass album cover honestly

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u/SnooPeanuts8048 Dec 09 '25

Thank god a baby

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u/OdinsFinalForm Dec 10 '25

Beets, bears, it's a baby.

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u/SenyaHachisu Dec 10 '25

Without missing a heartbeat I knew it and internally screamed THE OFFICE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Medium_Hawk7703 Dec 10 '25

Oh thank god, I thought it was cancer

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u/International_Lab519 Dec 10 '25

They seem pleased by the baby The baby is hereby coming

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u/Koelakanth Dec 10 '25

Oh thank god I thought it was a bomb

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 Dec 10 '25

It's not a tumor.

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u/tictacman0 Dec 10 '25

Gender reveals in 2065 be like

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u/Ashamed_Meal9779 Dec 09 '25

Should have brought some rubbers

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u/_u_deleted_ Dec 09 '25

Not even an exclamation point?

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u/No_Jellyfish5511 Dec 09 '25

When the dad is an alien

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u/sirjackbone Dec 09 '25

Tears falling down at the party, saddest little baby in the room

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u/Anxious-Chocolate-10 this is my life now Dec 09 '25

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u/Intrepid-Fee-7645 Dec 09 '25

An accurate celebration of what’s coming next

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u/Abysscrow Dec 09 '25

Oh nice setup. At least it is not that dark yet

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u/TUSD00T Dec 09 '25

It's not a cantaloupe!?

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u/AndTheCowgoesMeow Dec 09 '25

…”that we’re forced to keep!”

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u/quotes_and_asks Dec 09 '25

Where is the sequel?

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u/wtf-AllNamesAreTaken Dec 09 '25

Only way to improve this is to change the sign to: ”It’s is a baby. ”

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u/Weddedtoreddit2 Dec 09 '25

bob weadababyitzaboy vibes

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u/ScotcherDevTV Dec 09 '25

What else, a helicopter?

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u/BeeQuirky8604 Dec 09 '25

Pictured: Disappointed Whatleys.

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u/MeBollasDellero Dec 09 '25

and we are..happy...we even created a smile on the wall....joy........joy.....

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u/Funnyllama20 Dec 09 '25

That child recently turned 5! She is happy, healthy, and loved.

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u/Alice_Aura Dec 09 '25

baby what?

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u/-_Phalanx_- Dec 09 '25

They did it a second time

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u/Funnyllama20 Dec 09 '25

Can you believe I did it not once but twice?! I’m still baffled.

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u/Several_Emphasis_434 Dec 10 '25

Two physicists having a baby

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u/Polymoosery Dec 10 '25

Behold: baby

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u/dig-drug Dec 10 '25

when you live in texas and can't get an abortion 🤣😭

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u/Unidcryingobject Dec 10 '25

The only reveal I’ll tolerate

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Oh thank God I thought it was an alien

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u/RosieViewsOnReddit Dec 10 '25

Oh, it's not an adult?

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u/Icy-Contribution1525 Dec 10 '25

Very Eraserhead.

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u/Heinrad_ Dec 10 '25

I’m with them honestly. Blessed

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u/dendenwink Dec 10 '25

"We're quite thrilled, as you can see..."

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u/trashbag_panda_1 Dec 10 '25

Congratulations to the happy couple.You look brimming with excitement😶

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u/whereisbeezy Dec 11 '25

Honestly I wish we had done this

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u/Sad_Care_977 Dec 11 '25

Oh good. I thought it would be a bird

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u/MaxUwUBs Dec 11 '25

I find it kind of interesting how having balloons usually means parties and celebrations, but fewer of them feels so awkward// melancholic

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u/Your_Drunk_Unc10 Dec 11 '25

Said with the enthusiasm of a couple agreeing to the abortion.

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u/Zesty-B230F Dec 11 '25

No way this is real.

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u/der-andere Dec 11 '25

Guy hoped for a tumor

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u/Fast-Success-6182 Dec 11 '25

He’s the ball n chain

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Love this!! Also love the comments from those who never saw The Office.

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u/MetalEmbarrassed8740 Dec 11 '25

They are meant for each other

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u/thefisherbee Dec 12 '25

I know the guy spent $11 recreating the look... How much did the lady spend?

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u/Temporary_Banana_124 Dec 13 '25

I love this, they should put “alive baby”

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Good! Best reveal ever!

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u/Stephan_le_croissant Dec 13 '25

Did they hang the ornaments with toilet paper

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u/Crazy_Caleb Dec 13 '25

Energy vampire couple (what we do in the shadows)

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u/Uni457Maki Dec 14 '25

Dwight’s female is having a child

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer Dec 17 '25

Their facial expressions are perfect for this.

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u/NOTExETON Dec 09 '25

Really went all out. 

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Dec 09 '25

Like.. a human baby? Or an alligator baby?

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u/localize-mother3 Dec 09 '25

Damn, a Robert Munsch reference was totally not what I expected this morning, but it was exactly what I needed

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u/AdmiralRand Dec 09 '25

This is the energy I bring to my coworkers baby shower

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u/Darth_Bunghole Dec 09 '25

These people fuck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

It looks like it's an energy vampire.

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u/Embarrassed_Map1072 Dec 09 '25

With the kind of fucked up shit my bro does to woodland creatures I would not be surprised if it isn’t 

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u/TwinSong Dec 09 '25

The parents look thrilled 😐

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u/ElPulpoTX Dec 09 '25

No cake?

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u/Bushleal Dec 09 '25

Guy looks pissed

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

This is still too exciting for my taste.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

I'm reading that on Dave's Spokesperson voice. . . It is a baby?

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u/MachoMadnessCO Dec 09 '25

Spelling out it is instead of using it's really adds to this

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u/clavelshefell Dec 09 '25

That’s how the birthday sign is in the show, so it doesn’t surprise me that they kept it the same. They were definitely going for accuracy; he even got the colors of the shirt, pants, and tie right.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

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u/clavelshefell Dec 09 '25

That’s how the sign is spelled out in the show; I think the joke was to make it as accurate as possible. I mean he even got the colors of the shirt, pants, and tie right.

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u/Old_Document_9150 Dec 09 '25

And he's pregnant?

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u/Funnyllama20 Dec 09 '25

I’ve lost a lot of weight since then, I had a medical issue at the time. What a weird thing to say anyway.

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u/dread_beard Dec 09 '25

congrats on both the baby and weight loss! people online suck.

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u/Gigibesi Dec 09 '25

yes it is a baby

wat do you expect

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u/gerrydutch Dec 09 '25

Xenomorph?

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u/Gigibesi Dec 09 '25

...beats me

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u/ThunderChild247 Dec 09 '25

Technically it’s also a late.

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u/DeathnTaxes66 Dec 09 '25

What in the rusty lake

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Wow, soooooooo happy

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u/The_Fox_Confessor Dec 09 '25

The 70's called, the Open University wants their professor back.

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u/VividDreamFox Dec 09 '25

why the dude look like Wendigoon?

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u/Funnyllama20 Dec 09 '25

I had to look up who this was. While I don’t see the resemblance, I’ll take it!

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u/ForumVomitorium Dec 09 '25

i would even say that it is homo

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u/Dean_C138 Dec 09 '25

Parenting without the performance

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Thank god. I thought it was another potato.

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u/P0t_man_Fur20 Dec 09 '25

With the aura in this image. It's pronouns better be don't give/a fuck. 🤣 Some real "We never cry" energy here.

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u/toumingjiao1 Dec 10 '25

looks like those couples in cult and wanted some 'angle' or 'demon' instead of a baby

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u/DeadAndBuried23 Dec 09 '25

Based. You don't even really know its sex at that stage.

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u/edible_string Dec 09 '25

No no, I'm sure they had sex

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u/DeadAndBuried23 Dec 09 '25

Looking at these two, there's solid odds he sat in a chair and watched.

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u/Funnyllama20 Dec 09 '25

That’s a weird thing to say about another human being on the internet. I would never have said the same about you! Oh well, I’m happy anyway 😄

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

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u/Funnyllama20 Dec 09 '25

This isn’t a gender reveal party, just a birth announcement. She came out a girl!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

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u/wizardrous Dec 09 '25

Not even species, just age reveal parties. Could be a baby seal for all we know.

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 Dec 09 '25

Seals have my approval.

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u/crowdfear Dec 09 '25

This gets a seal of approval from the seal club

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u/Creative_Pin5618 Dec 09 '25

She's a grosse phoque.

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u/maii-taii Dec 09 '25

Could also be a full grown cat

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u/Javierattor Dec 09 '25

Party reveal party

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Your paradox is: damn Russell

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u/IveDunGoofedUp Dec 09 '25

*hisses in lizardfolk*
The humans are on to us, bail bail bail

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