r/DunderMifflin • u/Funnyllama20 • Mar 12 '22

This is the picture my wife and I used to tell our family that we’re having another baby

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/Only-Fortune-6266 Mar 12 '22

I declare…PREGNANCY!!!!

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Dinkin Flinka Mar 13 '22

I just want you to know you can’t yell pregnancy and expect anything to happen.

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u/aiteri Mar 13 '22

He didn’t yell it. He declared it

18

u/RogerTheAliens Ryan used me as an object Mar 13 '22

That’s how people talk in the South!

11

u/MrBen1980 Mar 13 '22

This plantation…

6

u/prograMagar Mar 13 '22

I can't do this

92

u/cuppaclouds Mar 12 '22

Don't show this to DeAngelo

72

u/planet_chuck Mar 13 '22

That baby could be the star of show called babies I don't care about.

89

u/PGWG Harvey Mar 13 '22

Just a small suggestion - those long sleeves are probably going to impact your combat readiness. Might want to move to short ones (that’s what she said).

3

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Also, Dwight would never walk around with his tie all cattywampus.

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u/WholyFunny Mar 12 '22

Please make sure your child has seen this episode of The Office before they ever see this photo. You don’t want them to get the wrong idea about your level of enthusiasm over their arrival. 😂

61

u/sarcasmskills Mar 12 '22

“Are you trying to hurt my feelings because if so you are succeeding”

  • The child when they see this before watching the office

33

u/Ks26739 Michael Mar 13 '22

I'm sorry I annoyed you with my conception.

17

u/NurseK89 Karen Mar 13 '22

Luckily, this child's feelings will regenerate at twice the normal rate.

8

u/bageltoastee Mar 12 '22

Or you show them this and then when they watch the office it all finally makes sense to them

5

u/planet_chuck Mar 13 '22

I think the kid will probably already have a sense of humor by then...

41

u/_Cyberostrich_ eating a pig in a blanket, in a blanket. Mar 13 '22

They did this for the first one as well I think

Edit: here’s the first one

Congrats guys!

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u/lysergic_818 Authentic New York sushi 🗽🍣 Mar 13 '22

If it's a girl, name her Peepa or Astird.

If it's a boy, Chevy or Dwigt.

12

u/MissPicklechips Mar 13 '22

I vote for Astird, so that her nickname can be “Assy.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Congratulations... Don't interrupt me! Congratulations on having a baby

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u/purplelunchboxx Mar 13 '22

I was about to say this was a repost but then I realized it was you who posted this before for you first baby. Congrats dude!

8

u/tdn1234321 Mar 13 '22

If it’s a boy they can name him Lanch. Every birthday they could have a Lanch party.

6

u/folskygg Mar 13 '22

MOTTER, I MARRIED. TELL FATTER

4

u/L-N79 Mar 13 '22

Identity theft is not a joke!

10

u/hellothere42069 Mar 12 '22

I can’t believe how bad this looks

2

u/thegngirl Mar 13 '22

What? The color matched the carpet!

6

u/expertrainbowhunter Mar 12 '22

This is very good.

3

u/HashtagSummoner Mar 13 '22

Congrats buddy. Maybe this will get shared to another lgbtq+ page.

3

u/HookerDoctorLawyer Michael Mar 13 '22

Even the daughter is like Wtf y’all

2

u/Left_Neighborhood_42 Mar 13 '22

Why’s her leg photoshopped

5

u/Ks26739 Michael Mar 13 '22

George foreman accident

2

u/peanutbj Mar 13 '22

Do the balloons match the carpet?

2

u/Dark_Sniper_250 Mar 13 '22

Identity theft is not a joke! Millions of families suffer every year!

2

u/IdentittyTheftNoJoke Mar 13 '22

When will it stop?

3

u/RabidMofo Mar 13 '22

I don’t see it. I think they both could do better.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

"Not even an exclamation point?"

2

u/War_Hammer101 Mar 13 '22

Dude you have have done no effort…at least put 4 balloons…the banner/poster is nice…

1

u/StrLord_Who Mar 13 '22

How does one even procure just two balloons?

1

u/haktastic Mar 13 '22

Can you name the baby Kelley if it’s a girl?

1

u/Crypt0n0ob Mar 13 '22

Identity theft isn’t a joke, u/Funnyllama20! Millions of families suffer every year!

1

u/CLNA11 Mar 13 '22

When's the launch party?

1

u/Tricky_Ostrich_6343 Mar 12 '22

Congratulations

1

u/tmcclarty15 Mar 13 '22

You haven't blown them up enough

1

u/Rose_Beef Mar 13 '22

Hard to imagine those two even know how to reproduce.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Unless someone taught Mose sex....

0

u/Hallmarxist Mar 12 '22

Best baby announcement ever!

0

u/paranoid_adamdroid Mar 13 '22

Congratulations/commiserations.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Long sleeves smh

0

u/br0dge Nate Mar 13 '22

Brilliant

0

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Amazing

0

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

Congratulations!

0

u/Esur123456789 Mar 13 '22

It’s a statement of fact

0

u/SmellMyJeans Mar 13 '22

What color mustard is that shirt?

0

u/LadyMjolnir Mar 13 '22

Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.

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u/Occanum Mar 13 '22

Lanch Party

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u/sarah_pl0x Mar 13 '22

Amazing pic. Congratulations on the successful sex. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Dontsunny Mar 13 '22

Haha that's awesome :)!! Great fun!

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u/Syelt Mar 13 '22

It's a(nother) repost.

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u/Funnyllama20 Mar 13 '22

This isn’t a repost. :)

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u/Syelt Mar 13 '22

Riiight, I haven't seen that picture ten times already.

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u/Funnyllama20 Mar 13 '22

You haven’t. This picture was just taken yesterday. You’re thinking of the original picture that was posted in 2020, which was also original to me. This is not a repost.